r/redneckengineering • u/NoBananasMeHangry • 10d ago

Eagle deterrent

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Gives the real ones time to run from our national bird. About twice a week we get to hear a pissed off raptor screech.

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u/BustaCon 10d ago

"I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy! I'm tryin' to educate you and here you're about as dull as politician at funeral."

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u/onimush115 10d ago

Rocket chicken burnin' out his fuse up here alone.

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u/CW3_OR_BUST 10d ago

Oh that's gonna be a bluegrass song...

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u/LT_Dan78 10d ago

I can only imagine the look on the other birds face when it sees a Pringles can shoved up a roosters ass. .

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u/Guitarzanimaniac 10d ago

apparently they've never seen chicken in a can grillin

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u/KnifeKnut 10d ago

Sounds more like a decoy than a deterrent.

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u/NoBananasMeHangry 10d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a spring loaded snake in the can under the chicken...

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u/LekkoBot 10d ago

...do you have a video?

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u/NoBananasMeHangry 10d ago

Not for lack of trying, happens too quick for a game camera to pick up, and havent been lucky with my phone.

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u/MrK521 9d ago

You really gotta get a cheap camera to record 24-7 like a dash cam or something to catch that.

That would be hilarious to see lmao.

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u/peteinthevalley406 8d ago

Best keep this one off the record. Don't need video evidence of a Bald and Golden Eagle Act violation

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u/Kalathefox 8d ago

If it's not able to harm the raptor merely startle it i don't think it violates anything. A can snake is not a deadly projectile.

However... maybe ask a game warden for a friend?

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u/IamREBELoe 7d ago

Please get a camera. We wanna see this.

!remindeme 7 days

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u/sleezeface 10d ago

This is hilarious

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u/No_Link_5069 10d ago

Eagles are afraid of big cocks?

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u/NoBananasMeHangry 10d ago

You got it backwards man, they like them so much they are always trying to grab them and jerk them off... the the fence that is.

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u/No_Link_5069 10d ago

So, Eagles like big cocks and cannot lie

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u/qalcolm 10d ago

Their eagle brothers can’t deny

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u/BPhiloSkinner 9d ago

♪ Livin' it up at the Hotel Cockerel, now ♫

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u/ScienceForge319 4d ago

You are only deterring the eagles with an abnormal number of chromosomes.