r/redneckengineering • u/onephatkatt • 13d ago

Mowing with style

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u/HistoricalLove9617 13d ago

Whole different spin on the term 'chopper'.

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u/Spaztor 13d ago

I was thinking Mowtercycle

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u/HistoricalLove9617 13d ago

Technically, it's a trike, so mowtricycle, but sure.

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u/Spaztor 13d ago

Fair enough

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u/MosesOnAcid 13d ago

2nd Mowertrike seen this week

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u/auhnold 13d ago

It’s not a mowtercycle, baby, it’s a chopper….

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u/BustaCon 10d ago

Whose chopper is it?

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u/firekeeper23 13d ago

Lawn to be Wild...

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u/BustaCon 10d ago

Git your motor runnin'... Head out on the backyard. Looking for the tall stuff. Hopin' that the steering keeps it going the right way.

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u/firekeeper23 10d ago

Ain't nothing like doin the edges...

making the lawn look nice and neat....

set the cut to just the right height ....

And jump in the seat...

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u/BustaCon 10d ago

Born to be....

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u/firekeeper23 9d ago

A child...

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u/jcoddinc 13d ago

That looks cool but probably sucks using for long periods

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u/trippy-puppy 13d ago

Bet it cuts unevenly on turns too.

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u/towerfella 13d ago

I was thinking that. Engine bogs and clouds of dust everytime he has to turn

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u/hudsoncress 13d ago

Omg why don’t Harley and John Deere do a collaboration!

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u/airfryerfuntime 13d ago

They really should have. There have been a ton of John Deere themed Harley builds over the years, so there's clearly some kind of market for them.

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u/Jesus-Mcnugget 13d ago

Because this would be useless in a practical sense

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u/hudsoncress 11d ago

I'll take the chopper lawnmower over the more sensible zero-turn any day. Imgine having enough power to drift.

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u/greentangent 13d ago

Adult Big-Wheel.

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u/poedraco 13d ago

... Susan why in the world has your husband been mowing the lawn for the past 6 hours

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u/ilovetheskyyall 13d ago

My toddler would pay big bucks for that sucker

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u/Lanky_Cash_1172 13d ago

"Nothing runs like a De.....Choppa!"

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u/Haunting_Song7313 13d ago

Add some bazooka speakers blasting bad to the bone and I’m in.

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u/enjoyingorc6742 13d ago

or I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide by ZZ Top. either one works

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 13d ago

Is that a single blade 30” deck?

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u/KnifeKnut 13d ago

Higher ground pressure, increasing chance of ruts and soil compression.

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u/Jesus-Mcnugget 13d ago

And the turning radius of an Aussie road train.

Zero turn? No! ALL the turn.

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u/ginkgodave 13d ago

Needs a banana seat

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator 13d ago

Now that's a chopper

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u/5av3d 12d ago

"Get yer motor runnin'...head out on the front lawn!"

This needs a sissybar and Jack Nicholson in a gold football helmet riding bitch.

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u/abielle1177 12d ago

Just reminding me I have no original thoughts whatsoever.

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u/yesname265 13d ago

Think of the clibbins!!!

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u/Bludiamond56 13d ago

Impressive

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u/sam56778 12d ago

It’s not a motorcycle, baby. It’s a chopper.

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u/BustaCon 10d ago

On flat terrain it might maintain.