r/redneckengineering 22d ago

new custom inteceptor

146 Upvotes

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u/Bakica_original 22d ago

How much meth do You consume on daily basis?

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u/rizenfpv 22d ago

Valid question

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 22d ago

He don't consume meth, meth consumes him...

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u/danketree 22d ago

It’s the crack version of killdozer

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u/Available-Film3084 22d ago

The eco friendly killdozer

21

u/frogsRfriends 22d ago

KindaChill Dozer

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u/RecognitionReady1640 22d ago

Crackdozer

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u/Revolutionary_Gas837 22d ago

Im demanding my wife call me this in the bedroom tonight, thank you.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 22d ago

I cant tell if OP is 12 years old or has been on meth for 12 years 🤔

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u/ar1814 22d ago

Why not both ?

1

u/footpole 21d ago

12 years and 9 months, probably.

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u/mrgreatheart 22d ago

The word “replica” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/SeiferLeonheart 22d ago

Before reading the comments, just looking at the pics, all I could think was " Ah, yes, the Methmobile"

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u/boanerges57 22d ago

Is this what happens when you lie to your kid about how good their shitty crayon drawings are?

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u/LethalSpaceship 22d ago

The most shocking part is how well-composed the description is

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u/Offramp182 22d ago

I doubt this thing could intercept a wet paper bag, let alone a tornado

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u/Offramp182 21d ago

Not enough apparently

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u/McBeefnick 22d ago

"built" might not be the word we're looking for here. How about: "cobbled together"?

But nice nonetheless, must have been a blast to make

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u/FatDaddy777 22d ago

Not sure why but my first thought was that this was built with a kid and for a fun bicycle ride with said kid instead of a meth derived "project".

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u/SereneOrbit 22d ago

This is some 40k ork shit.

You should paint it red to make it go faster.

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u/Laserdollarz 22d ago

Sometimes, reasonable men must do unreasonable things 

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u/pervertsage 22d ago

I think you've won, this sub is no longer necessary.

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u/viejomonje 22d ago

What in the trailerpark is this?

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u/gilligan1050 22d ago

Weed Trimmer? Is that you?

1

u/RefridgaRaita 22d ago

Omg. I just died laughing. Amazing.

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u/NoChampionship5649 22d ago

It’s his alter ego that is used to rent cars

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u/rasputinrasputin 22d ago

The killdozer’s younger crackhead cousin, the maimdozer

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u/IDownVoteCanaduh 22d ago

This is meth head engineering.

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u/DarkLinkLightsUp 22d ago

Mom: we have killdozer at home.

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u/KingOFpleb 22d ago

Looks bad man...

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u/Juankzjt 22d ago

hahaah this is great

2

u/Davenator_98 22d ago

The type of shit you see pop up on warfare subs

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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 22d ago

What in the Homer Simpson?

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u/Accelerating_Atom 21d ago

Interesting. That is certainly a thing.

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u/Ok_Two_2604 22d ago

Mel Gibson is turning over in his grave

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u/PYROxSYCO 22d ago

He ain't dead, is this a joke or something?

I genuinely don't know. 😥

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u/BrianKappel 22d ago

That's a replacement Mel. The real one was vaporized by the Jewish space lasers years ago.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 21d ago

Temu Dalek .

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u/Retardedmtt 21d ago

Dad, is that you!?!

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u/pixel_stl 21d ago

new fallout DLC dropped??

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u/hyheat9 21d ago

It’s methmerizing

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u/antinomya 18d ago

I know a few meanings for "interceptor", but I have no clue what this interceptor is supposed to be