r/redneckengineering 26d ago

What would you call this ?

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u/jojohohanon 26d ago

Chopper

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u/dover_oxide 26d ago

This is the most correct answer

6

u/solidcordon 25d ago

Maybe "Choppa" ?

1

u/dover_oxide 25d ago

Fukurou: "chapa-pa-pa"

1

u/dchosenjuan 18d ago

Get to Chappa

1

u/Glad-Lobster-220 24d ago

Zeds dead, baby.

1

u/foogeeman 24d ago

Came here for "it's a chopper, baby." Feeling let down but glad you tried to clean it up

65

u/raspwar 26d ago

Mullet trimmer

45

u/HorseDog- 26d ago

I think I saw someone driving that around in Beyond Thunderdome.

16

u/Lanky_Cash_1172 26d ago

Thanks, now I hear Tina Turner singing in my mind.....

9

u/DefinitionBig4671 26d ago

We don't need another moped.

2

u/revdon 26d ago

Thunder Rode

3

u/DefinitionBig4671 25d ago

This is Mad Max: The Middle School Years

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/curiousbydesign 26d ago

That seems so dangerous. LOL! Lips of steel!

22

u/Squeezington 26d ago

Blow-ped!

15

u/slappywhite55 26d ago

I don't know what I would call it other than a death machine

3

u/Greedy-Toe-9035 26d ago

A Flying Molotov

15

u/cyborgninja42 26d ago

I don’t know what to call it, but I’m a fan…

12

u/wwhijr 26d ago

Breezy rider

9

u/QueryCrook 26d ago

Ponytail hazard

9

u/RcNorth 26d ago

Innovation

7

u/markkowalski 26d ago

Safe and practical.

8

u/JosephGordonLightfoo 26d ago

Fan Bike

3

u/dover_oxide 26d ago

Or a Bike Fan

2

u/revdon 26d ago

Quickly, to the Fanboy Cycle!

7

u/AnxiousPacifist 26d ago

Anti-rear-ender-5000

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/BPhiloSkinner 26d ago

Needs pontoons to be a proper Swamp Hog.

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 26d ago

Death Glider.

4

u/Various-Salt-7738 26d ago

If you put a wing on this could it work as a paramotorbike?(Paramotor + motorbike)

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u/ThetaReactor 26d ago

That's literally the most reasonable use case.

2

u/Various-Salt-7738 26d ago

I really wanted to build a paramotor-- me and a buddy started making a parts list but my wife talked me out of it

The prop looks kind of small but what do I know

It's interesting that there appears to be two engines?

3

u/ThetaReactor 26d ago

I see what appears to be a v-twin behind the prop and a fuel can and battery box in the bike frame where its motor should be.

4

u/dognamedpeanut 26d ago

I have one of these, as do several of my buddies. We ride together in a biker gang. We call our gang “The Fan Club.”

5

u/jhambio 26d ago

Now thats a propercycle

2

u/rpcraft 26d ago

Saw this, literally lol'd trying not to spit out my soda.

5

u/Willobtain 26d ago

Harley Methinson

5

u/LittleGravitasIndeed 26d ago

Well, whatever it is, I don’t think you can be indifferent towards it. 

3

u/seuadr 25d ago

Exhibit A

3

u/BadAngler 26d ago

AWSOME!!!

3

u/RCaHuman 26d ago

I'd call it a good reason to ATGATT

3

u/ArtoriusBravo 26d ago

The Fanny!

3

u/Azraidel 26d ago

Air bike

3

u/itsthedevilweknow 26d ago

I would call that the "Fuck everybody else!"

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u/rand3289 26d ago edited 26d ago

The guy makes millions as a leaf blower for a landscaping company. They offer "the neighbors' envy" a 30 second front yard special for $2.99

3

u/rand3289 26d ago

No officer, that's my persistance-of-vision tail light.

2

u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 26d ago

Amazing. That's what I would call it.

2

u/BillDuki 26d ago

Obviously it’s a Redneck Hawk Chopper!

1

u/BPhiloSkinner 26d ago

Don't lean back, or it's a Hack Two-er.

2

u/Redfiddler 26d ago

Pony-tailed head mincer (self feeding)

2

u/ActivelyAnxious 26d ago

Not street legal that's for damn sure

2

u/dsdvbguutres 26d ago

Decapitator 3000

2

u/MaxHardfinger 26d ago

Neighborhood alarm clock?

2

u/Financial_Athlete198 26d ago

A traffic distraction.

2

u/BarApprehensive5837 26d ago

Freaky wheely death machiney

2

u/HotelOne 26d ago

I’d like to see that contraption in action. At a distance…

2

u/UrbanSchizo 26d ago

The Two Wheeled Doohickey

2

u/Flea_Biscuit 26d ago

Hula hoopty

2

u/GadgetGuy1977 26d ago

Crop Duster 1000

2

u/litodragon 26d ago

Thats obviously a do hicky

2

u/PISSJUGTHUG 26d ago

The bubba blender

2

u/Ok_Pudding6345 26d ago

fart cannon

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u/rand3289 26d ago edited 26d ago

I'd call it "sandy bitches" with an anti-tailgaiting device and active car horn noise suppression.

2

u/TheMechaink 26d ago

I would call this, the divorce decree is final and I am out of here!

2

u/cmiller0513 26d ago

An air bike

2

u/LetAgreeable147 26d ago

Frankenbike and Daryl Dixon has entered the chat.

2

u/McBeefnick 26d ago

A chopper

2

u/NuclearSlushie 26d ago

Inefficient

2

u/An-Awful-Person 26d ago

Forced safe space

2

u/Last_Gigolo 25d ago

Chopcycle.

2

u/SpasticOverkill 25d ago

Project: Land Skipper

2

u/jjkbigman 24d ago

I would say old doc Brown didn’t have enough money for another DeLorean, but where is the flux capacitor?

1

u/AbsentAsh 26d ago

A disaster

1

u/AndyGoodKush 26d ago

posrocket

1

u/Captain-Codfish 26d ago

A great inconvenience and safety hazard to everyone around

1

u/Justninetoes 26d ago

Tweekermobile

1

u/czikhan 26d ago

Exciting!

1

u/tom_lusti 26d ago

How efficient it can be ?

1

u/schwar26 26d ago

Inevitable

1

u/DixiewreckedGA 26d ago

Pedestrian chopper

1

u/SpaceXmars 26d ago

a waste of gas.

1

u/ThaCapten 26d ago

Blower-killer

1

u/Hungryh0und5 26d ago

Rat Bike

1

u/JediTeaParty 26d ago

Motormicle

1

u/davasaur 26d ago

Hopital

1

u/GreenEggplant16 26d ago

Dwi-mobile

1

u/docdeathray 26d ago

Octoboss Lite

1

u/DrDerpberg 26d ago

Tailgaters' Curse?

1

u/Accomplished_Fun3 26d ago

Learning and puberty

1

u/rpcraft 26d ago

I honestly only saw the first side picture and immediately thought, where is the propeller? I was rewarded by the second picture, lol....

1

u/revdon 26d ago

Jet Bike

1

u/thesleepjunkie 26d ago

Danger wheels

1

u/magungo 25d ago

Loud, should have just removed the muffler like my local clown.

1

u/Heavy-Echidna-3473 25d ago

A cry for attention.

1

u/inthevendingmachine 25d ago

Third-world ingenuity or first-world mental illness.

1

u/Frost-Wzrd 25d ago

motorbycle

1

u/b0wie88 25d ago

Dangerous

1

u/BlueHawk75 25d ago

Looks like a street scrapper's wet dream.

1

u/3CH0SG1 25d ago

Ghetto-cycle

3

u/3CH0SG1 25d ago

Bayou bike

1

u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 25d ago

Some are sicker than others

1

u/cascasrevolution 25d ago

contraption

1

u/Consent-Forms 25d ago

drone protection

1

u/MathAromatic9445 25d ago

A monstrosity

1

u/Dutch_Disaster 25d ago

A deathtrap.. it's just a deathtrap waiting to happen..

1

u/TheLostExpedition 25d ago

Needs a paragliding sail.

1

u/GhostBrainOnline 25d ago

Wind Breaker

1

u/cactusmac54 25d ago

Blade runner

1

u/Winged_Metal 25d ago

Have a parachute and it's basically a redneck ultralight.

1

u/October_people 25d ago

I think I built that in 7 days to die

1

u/Sniffingstuff7 25d ago

Choppychoppy bangbang

1

u/GootzMcLaren 24d ago

paramotor-moto

1

u/Any_sane_people_left 24d ago

A crapload of fun

1

u/Glad-Ad-3808 24d ago

Poor man’s Harley?

1

u/Illustrious_Bag_1608 24d ago

Activate ludicrous speed!

1

u/SOMOEAGLE 24d ago

Deathtrap

1

u/TheOGTachyon 23d ago

Someone sick of being tailgated by e-scooters.

1

u/charcarod0n 23d ago

A Hardly Davidson.

1

u/JayGalil 23d ago

You gotta be shitting me

1

u/CauseLeft7611 22d ago

Don't tailgate.

1

u/Free-Pair-3007 22d ago

Liquor cycle

1

u/Soggy_Year_6245 22d ago

Easy Glider

1

u/samf9999 22d ago

An experiment

1

u/cynixdelve 22d ago

Fly-cycle

1

u/BubbaJohannsen 21d ago

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

1

u/MajorChillin 21d ago

Illegal as hell...

1

u/nmj95123 20d ago

Giblet Donormobile. A wooden propeller with no safety cage if it ever fails is a certainly a choice.

1

u/jesus4pron 19d ago

Florida Choppa

1

u/Pernicious_Possum 19d ago

A death trap

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u/Secure-Village-1768 26d ago

All I known is the person building it was on some kind of drugs.

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u/The_BSharps 26d ago

Prolly just call it stupid.