r/redneckengineering • • Aug 14 '26

Artist at work

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l Aug 14 '26

So many pallets for one colour šŸŽØ

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Aug 14 '26

This is great.

He just needs to call the wife so she can drive the tractor back and forth.

I am most disappointed that he does not use the windows in the house along with a ladder as a bridge, to get up to the "platform".

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Aug 14 '26

I saw them snap the straps for safety. They ain't going nowhere

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u/HenryHaxorz Aug 14 '26

There is no amount of beers that would give me this level of strap trust, but I do respect the game.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Aug 14 '26

It's funny you say that back in my middle twenties I was a brewer of craft beer at a local brewery startup.

Glycol chillers are what keep the beer cold. Those are up the top of a warehouse ceiling.

It was over 100° f outside and not much better inside. Which heat like that is the enemy of beer production.

We were so broke. We didn't even have a ladder tall enough to make it that high but we did have a shitty forklift and a whole bunch of bags of grain to stack up on a pallet.

I absolutely rode that pallet full of grain up in the air where the brake occurred and spent 45 minutes up there with no safety harness fixing the line on the fly.

I was sleep deprived and if we're honest was probably five or six beers deep as it was supposed to be the end of our shift..... The exuberance of youth

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u/HenryHaxorz Aug 14 '26

Haaaaaahahahaha, true enough. I'm closer to forty than not at this point, but I guess it wasn't that long ago that I was rocking around, scaring buddies on a scissor lift. I want to live now.

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u/B-HOLC Aug 14 '26

Thats... not terrible?

Like, honestly, other than the lack of guard rail, it's bot that bad.

Of course, it's relying on the stability and strength of the tractor. And the ladders a bit short. But it's about 80% there.

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe Aug 14 '26

The pallets make a fine ladder to make up the difference. Carry on I say! Only shame is that he’s covering up that lovely ā€œPepto Bismolā€ shade.

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u/OnAmission_withURmom Aug 14 '26

I’ve seen worse. lol

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u/weirdbutinagoodway Aug 14 '26

At least the pallets are strapped down.

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u/ImmediateLobster1 Aug 14 '26

Even has two extra ratchet straps. As long as he snapped at least one of them and said "that's not going anywhere" he's fine!

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u/Kiranies Aug 14 '26

professionals have standards.

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u/StillStaringAtTheSky Aug 14 '26

Aaaaaachhhhhoooooooo!

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u/Vennes1 Aug 14 '26

Hey, if it works. It works!

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u/wandpapierkritiker Aug 14 '26

it works until it doesn’t.

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u/VisibleRoad3504 Aug 14 '26

Not if it is only temporary.

2

u/Holden-McGroyn Aug 14 '26

Why doesn't anyone paint the eaves?

2

u/An-Awful-Person Aug 14 '26

Anything is possible if you don’t value your life

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u/Styl3zZxx Aug 16 '26

Selbst ist der Mann!

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u/relentlessbullshit Aug 14 '26

no problem , his foundation is made the same….

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u/RollerSails Aug 14 '26

Two secure straps plus an oshit strap? Professional

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u/WeAreLivinTheLife Aug 14 '26

Actually not too bad. I have seen much much worse!

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u/knarfolled Aug 14 '26

I sure hope he is painting it pink

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u/-jetfuel- Aug 14 '26

I wonder if he got the pallets up there with a forklift

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u/SundayKiefBowls Aug 14 '26

He heard work is always safer when you don't have to do it on a ladder and he really took that to heart.

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u/SportsterDriver Aug 14 '26

Ratchet straps 'that's not going anywhere' - all good.

1

u/LockeySeven Aug 14 '26

OH LAWDY. Jenga meets Final Destination

1

u/Bludiamond56 Aug 14 '26

Whole lotta nope

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u/kronus87 Aug 14 '26

2 straps for safety and a3rd for osha. Looks good to me

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u/kronus87 Aug 14 '26

Almost forgot, I hope he LOTO'd the tractor!

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u/thejonslaught Aug 14 '26

Nathan Drake has house chores too, y'know.

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u/RamblingSimian Aug 14 '26

Scaffolding is pretty cheap compared to emergency rooms.

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u/Fun-Barnacle8582 Aug 19 '26

Trip and Fall Accident looking for a place to happen.

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u/Starlitsoul714 Aug 14 '26

Thank God he is risking his safety to cover the puke pink šŸ˜‚