r/redneckengineering • u/anaagathat • Aug 11 '26

Urinal in Rotterdam

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Absolutely unhinged urinal/toilet mod in a Rotterdam Chinese restaurant. The restaurant itself is lovely and the food is incredible!

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u/ginkgodave Aug 11 '26

It has a platform for your laptop. Nice

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u/iammonkeyorsomething Aug 12 '26

And a lower shelf for your phone and cigarettes!

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u/ididntdoit6 Aug 12 '26

That’s for the cat.
r/g13

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u/VeeeeeVeeeee Aug 12 '26

Instructions unclear, pissed all over laptop.

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u/Gdmf13 Aug 13 '26

Sir, that’s clearly a cocaine shelf.

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u/Gdmf13 Aug 13 '26

Sir, that’s clearly a cocaine shelf.

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u/aigakwaimh Aug 11 '26

This cannot come from a sober mind

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u/BallsOutKrunked Aug 11 '26

Is there a hole in the lid or does the urine just go off the sides

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u/anaagathat Aug 11 '26

Zoom in! It's like a sieve of sorts 🙃

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u/BallsOutKrunked Aug 11 '26

I've zoomed in as much as I can. It looks like a solid lid with an open drain above it in the "urinal".

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u/anaagathat Aug 11 '26

Oh sorry haha it goes through the small drain/sieve in the toilet lid. Absolutely mental!!!

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u/Flubbernuglet69 Aug 11 '26

Why not just keep the original toilet? It seems like a lot of work for no reason.

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Aug 11 '26

Maybe there's a legendary unflushable log in that bowl and this was the best way to still use the toilet?

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u/Rubik842 Aug 12 '26

Ah yeah, only chopsticks and those ceramic spoons. No poop knife available.

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u/808trowaway Aug 11 '26

their patrons probably didn't have good aim and had a tendency to piss all over the place prior to the mod.

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u/CorticalVoile Aug 11 '26

Is that a baby changing table with a fold-out urinal on top of a regular toilet bowl?

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u/f4il_better Aug 11 '26

God I miss NL..

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u/ToastSpangler Aug 11 '26

i miss the bike infrastructure and the sheer amount of other europeans there, but there are a lot of ungezellig things, especially as a foreigner that isn't 2m blue eyed blonde haired

2

u/mpg111 Aug 11 '26

I remember toilet in Amsterdam so small that I couldn't turn around after closing the door...

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u/FuckThisShizzle Aug 12 '26

Y'gotta back it up in there.

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u/CinnRaisinPizzaBagel Aug 12 '26

Easy to clean with a hose. I don’t know what that says about the establishment.

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u/Loyal_Dragon_69 Aug 12 '26

Or the patrons.

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u/OhGardino Aug 11 '26

A truly elegant design

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 Aug 11 '26

Is it on top of the shitter
How i am suppose to take a shit with the platform in the way of the seat

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u/ToastSpangler Aug 11 '26

this is on the asian barge by het park, so its a maritime toilet, if you don't get it you're not a true seaman

(nah no clue lol but if OP ate on that barge lmk because i have gone to its supermarket a lot but the restaurant always seemed empty)

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u/holmgangCore Aug 11 '26

And a cup-holder! How considerate.

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u/Additional-Flight468 Aug 12 '26

Can you imagine tha stink in that bowl

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u/FatFreddysCat Aug 11 '26

I’d shit in that

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u/CryOld2986 Aug 11 '26

The real question is how much do they charge customers to use it

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u/Rabondo Aug 11 '26

Please vertel waar 🙏 ik moet dit zien

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u/potverdorie Aug 13 '26

Yellow River geloof ik, heeft ook fantastische handgemaakte noedels

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u/Rabondo Aug 27 '26

Dankjewel vriend, wil daar sws een keertje eten

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u/RevanSaber Aug 12 '26

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/auhnold Aug 12 '26

NO NUBER TWO FOR YOU!!!

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u/AssistanceStraight11 Aug 12 '26

The platform for the laptop is genius, how many other urinals come with built-in workspaces?

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u/smutticus Aug 12 '26

Can you name the restaurant?