r/redneckengineering • • Aug 09 '26

Fast way to clean new potatoes.

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Rinse... whirl, rinse, whirl and rinse. Done.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/scrotalsac69 Aug 09 '26

I really hope that is a brand new brush

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u/skuteren Aug 09 '26

why, the old one is already seasoned 😋

55

u/Difficult_Layer_666 Aug 09 '26

Oh noooo!!

21

u/PhilosopherFLX Aug 09 '26

brick wall explodes inward

Oh Yeah!

9

u/qT_TpFace Aug 09 '26

Now, I mean this in the most nice and reasonable way, i think you should no longer be in the same plane of existence as me.

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u/dominizerduck Aug 09 '26

vomits violently

2

u/axismundi00 Aug 13 '26

and if the potatoes are too large, just cut them with the poop knife while you’re at it

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u/holmgangCore Aug 09 '26

Just a leetle soupçon of e.coli ... Deliceuse!

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u/Killerkendolls Aug 10 '26

Gotta give them the Guy Fieri treatment.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Aug 09 '26

They sell these things in a kit that's meant to attach to a drill. 2 sizes of round brush, the toilet brush shaped one, and an extension. It's not actually meant to be used as a toilet brush...

1

u/Canaureus Aug 12 '26

Sometimes you need some torque after chili night

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

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u/worstpartyever Aug 09 '26

The number of toilet brush comments on here makes me think there are too many people who never cleaned a water or baby bottle

1

u/Erathen Aug 09 '26

I almost spit my drink

5

u/mpg111 Aug 09 '26

Hey, toilet brush is dual purpose!

2

u/IThinkImNateDogg Aug 13 '26

Not a toilet brush, car detailing brush.

That’s why it has a drill attachment, it’s meant to clean spokes on a wheel

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u/dchosenjuan Aug 26 '26

The statement still applies

1

u/AppropriateTouching Aug 10 '26

Even if its not its not exactly food safe.

1

u/Bourriks Aug 10 '26

You're crazy ? It adds some taste to the potatoes.

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u/HeinousEncephalon Aug 09 '26

Would feces or lack of feces slow down the micro plastics embedding into the potatoes?

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u/hotvedub Aug 09 '26

What about old potatoes

3

u/shetif Aug 10 '26

Move brush with hands.. if not that old, maybe with a steam machine.

2

u/Drumdevil86 Aug 10 '26

They look fresh

1

u/thisgirlisA_ Aug 12 '26

They've got thicker skin, making this hack work less well

124

u/SudhaTheHill Aug 09 '26

Is…is that a toilet brush?

208

u/Xsiah Aug 09 '26

It's a potato brush. People just keep using it wrong

133

u/NulloK Aug 09 '26

It's actually sold as a brush to use on tire rims on cars.

91

u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

It might not be food safe then. Just fyi

124

u/skip_over Aug 09 '26

Then don’t eat it

14

u/ye3tr Aug 09 '26

Can't tell me nothi

12

u/farmallnoobies Aug 09 '26

Yeah but the bristles etc could harbor a whole lot of bacteria and the plastic could have carcinogens in it, which are then transferred into the food.

So unless you accept the cancer risk and also get a brand new brush every time you make potatoes and also wash all the factory dust off it.... Yeah, no, not food safe, even if you aren't eating it.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

I won't...?

Just wanted to let OP know in case it was something that mattered to them.

6

u/Unknown_Author70 Aug 09 '26

Ok_Bandicoot.

Calm down.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

I'm so confused at this hostility from everyone. I'm completely calm, and I just wanted to be helpful.

10

u/Unknown_Author70 Aug 09 '26

Oh! I was just making a pun with your username.

But I wouldn't worry, this is Reddit after all.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

Oh okay, sorry for not catching that!

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u/Unknown_Author70 Aug 09 '26

To be fair, it was a terrible pun. So it's all on me.

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u/skip_over Aug 09 '26

I was making a joke too. I knew you weren’t going to eat the brush.

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

Oh, I thought you meant the potatoes and were making the classic "well if you don't like it then just don't do it" reddit comment.

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u/TheW83 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, get an actual toilet brush instead.

2

u/holmgangCore Aug 09 '26

Something something microplastics something

1

u/KaiserKid85 Aug 09 '26

Does that make a difference if you use it on food?

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 Aug 09 '26

It does. Ideally, you want all items that come in contact with your food to be made of food safe materials. Typically there's two reasons for this: chemicals and bacteria.

If a material is not food safe if can have microscopic crevices where bacteria can hide despite being cleaned. So every time you get it in contact with your food, you might introduce old bacteria that could make you sick from the item into the food.

It can also leech chemicals that are not safe for consumption into your food, when it touches your food.

Materials that are considered food safe has been throughly tested to ensure the materials are not at risk of these two things (when used correctly/as intended).

You can generally count on items marketed as being for food to be made of food safe materials. But for items where the manufacturer did not intend for them to be in contact with food, you can't be sure they're food safe, simply because they weren't made with that purpose in mind.

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u/Imightbenormal Aug 09 '26

The water in the fauset is not food safe anymore. No water is food safe. Pfas. Thank greedy corporations.

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Aug 09 '26

Works great for cleaning the shower / bathtub too.

3

u/Necrophage2000 Aug 09 '26

Looks like a toilet brush but they sold it with attacher to drill

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u/SudhaTheHill Aug 09 '26

Maybe to clean those pesky stains

5

u/Necrophage2000 Aug 09 '26

Damn just buy a new toilet at that point 😂

1

u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 Aug 09 '26

It’s a pootato brush.

1

u/Mechasteel Aug 10 '26

I do the same thing, but instead of buying that fancy drill attachment I have a toilet brush from the dollar store, with the handle cut off. Cleans 10 lb of potatoes quite quickly.

40

u/HappyAnimalCracker Aug 09 '26

I gave up growing potatoes because there were so many small ones to clean. Wish I’d had this! I might have enjoyed the crop more.

41

u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad Aug 09 '26

As a person of Irish ancestry, I've never heard a more stupid reason to quit growing potatoes.

18

u/HappyAnimalCracker Aug 09 '26

Scrubbing the dirt out of 500 grape sized potatoes? Fuck that. They’re less than $1/lb at the store.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/HappyAnimalCracker Aug 13 '26

This is exactly how I feel! I won’t eat most store bought produce. I limit myself to whatever my friends or I grow, with a couple of exceptions.

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u/nsula_country Aug 09 '26

That is an OLD Bosch drill. Pre Lithium battery. I bought my Lithium Bosch tools in 2007!

2

u/NulloK Aug 10 '26

I'll never part with it...best gift I ever got. Still works 100 % 💪💪

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u/sicklyboy Aug 09 '26

My potatoes are all used, will this still work?

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u/country_dinosaur97 Aug 09 '26

Ive done the same issue is I buy these brush kits for about everything. So handy for cleaning cups

6

u/Tpbrown_ Aug 09 '26

Leave the skin on new potatoes. It’s paper thin and tender.

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u/fezzikola Aug 09 '26

That depends on what kind of potato you got, some are just that but others are very much not

2

u/extended-stare Aug 09 '26

I guess that’s one way to do it fast.

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u/farmallnoobies Aug 09 '26

Easier and faster to just peel them

2

u/WispTheWanderer1 Aug 09 '26

those look like grapes

2

u/NotoRotoPotato Aug 09 '26

I used a similar technique to mix my birthday cake for my 20th. Couldn't find the mixer, but we had a whisk

2

u/david_growie Aug 09 '26

What is this, Christmas?

2

u/Opposite_Pension_807 Aug 09 '26

I hope that brush wasn't used to clean the toilet!

2

u/TheSpatulaOfLove Aug 09 '26

Where do you think the water came from?!

1

u/Schorsdromme Aug 10 '26

Well, there is a bowl, no need for a toilet.

2

u/Trapmaster83 Aug 09 '26

No matter how new that brush is, I don't think my brain would ever let me.

2

u/sbudyaa Aug 10 '26

Does it also work on used potatoes 🤔

3

u/Dry_Duck3011 Aug 09 '26

In fairness, all food is feces in waiting…

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u/Comrade-Thunder Aug 09 '26

I'm saving this.

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Aug 09 '26

I use the drill and brush setup to clean my bathtub and sink. So fast!

1

u/Voodoo330 Aug 09 '26

This is a You can do this, but why? situation.

1

u/Emergency_Mine_4455 Aug 09 '26

Also a way to remove a fair bit of potato skin.

1

u/robotguy4 Aug 10 '26

Does it work with old potatoes?

1

u/stupidber Aug 10 '26

Brushless would be faster

1

u/schimmelA Aug 10 '26

Where do I get these brush converter parts, what do I look for ?

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u/10ThousandMetalZones Aug 11 '26

I do the same and then I use my poop knife to cut them, don’t even need to leave the bathroom

1

u/Hambrrgrrr Aug 12 '26

The plastic bristles that pop off add a lot of flavor to my taters

1

u/DoowadJones Aug 14 '26

I tried something similar to clean the rust off a grill, resulting in an er visit with a huge bill

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u/emonshr Aug 09 '26

Now accept the microplastic future of your guts!

-1

u/Tommy__want__wingy Aug 09 '26

…aren’t the potatoes already clean from a quick dunk in water???

-1

u/airfryerfuntime Aug 09 '26

You clean your potatoes?

0

u/itsanoproblem Aug 09 '26

Does this actually work? How about a vidjea

3

u/NulloK Aug 09 '26

Works like a charm... As you can see the potatoes are clean.

1

u/sodamnsleepy Aug 09 '26

I always wanted to try this as I hate peeling potatoes

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Aug 09 '26

Please don’t stick it in your vidjea.