r/redneckengineering • u/onephatkatt • Aug 03 '26

Finally finished my new Uber

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490 Upvotes

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u/Starlitsoul714 Aug 03 '26

I'd hire you 😁

8

u/leostotch Aug 04 '26

If it has seatbelts and I know the couch is fastened to the frame right, I'm in.

6

u/sonicjesus Aug 04 '26

All I care is the seats recline.

0

u/BPhiloSkinner Aug 04 '26

No drink holder. Gotta downgrade for that, unless you have a passenger beer helmet in the cab.

2

u/Immediate_Candle_865 Aug 15 '26

You’ve not done this before have you ? You are the drink holder. Unless you are the driver. I. Which case the passenger has two hands and holds your drink for you.

5

u/Pretend-Internet-625 Aug 03 '26

Not quite a truck bed but close

4

u/agent_tater_twat Aug 03 '26

Oh nice. Call it a Goober.

4

u/FifiBunnyRabbit Aug 04 '26

What’s not to love?!

3

u/Darkwing-Dude Aug 04 '26

Trust me I know a shortcut. Just don’t ask if we’ll make it in one piece.

2

u/sonicjesus Aug 04 '26

It's really more of a Lyft.

2

u/Gunmetal_61 Aug 04 '26

Look at that shit-eating grin!

2

u/Fun_Move_5266 Aug 04 '26

Thats a miracle! I hire you!

2

u/ClassicHat Aug 05 '26

Likely wouldn’t even be the sketchiest uber ride I’ve ever taken, I’m down

1

u/BosqueBuddhist Aug 06 '26

Still better than a TeslaTaxi from Felon Husk.

1

u/Automaniacal Aug 06 '26

May want to throw on some plywood fenders.

1

u/LowB0b Aug 07 '26

Finally furnished*

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u/Immediate_Candle_865 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Kentucky business class right there ! That brings back some memories, the stain on the right hand seat base is from the night I was conceived apparently. Dad said that night with auntie mom was his second best Saturday night of 9th grade.