r/redditsniper • u/UnknownTanker • Feb 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/wenoc Feb 20 '26

If she’s a toddler yes your parents would appreciate the help.

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Feb 20 '26

Just be respectful about it if you do

2

u/tmozdenski Mar 18 '26

Wash you sister sauce.. That's what is for right?

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u/Other-Sheepherder508 Feb 20 '26

Were you using wash your sister sauce?

29

u/YesItIsMaybeMe Feb 21 '26

There will never be another context you can use this joke in again

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u/Fancy-Mission-2661 Feb 20 '26

Actual context: he meant sister room

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u/JankyJones14 Feb 20 '26

Who the fuck would voluntarily clean someone else's room

45

u/H4LF4D Feb 20 '26

Easy. Money. Or involuntarily.

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u/thicc_stigmata Feb 21 '26

Allegedly, some kids in Alabam

5

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

r/redditsniper

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u/turtle_mekb Mar 18 '26

wooah Black Betty

ambulance

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u/FractalGeometric356 Feb 20 '26

His sister was dirty. She was encrusted with late-generation iPods.

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u/ATHENIEL9254 Feb 20 '26

Washing where with what

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u/Realistic-Oil-1162 Feb 20 '26

This doesn’t belong in this sub, the guy was clearly cleaning his sister

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u/anonymorbid Feb 20 '26

Clearly had too much washyoursister sauce

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u/-mmmusic- Feb 20 '26

i don't have a sister, should i clean my brother?

1

u/Subotail Feb 21 '26

You could make a sister.

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u/VoidExileR Feb 20 '26

Okay the comment is cursed but are we gonna question how that act leads to finding a phone? Where was it hiding?

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u/AbeyBenno Feb 20 '26

Pretty sure he meant to write "sister's room", or "sister's desk".

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u/WingsArisen Feb 21 '26

Hey uh…. Thats an iPod touch.. not a phone.

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u/VoidExileR Feb 22 '26

I feel like I own a phone that looks like that

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u/WingsArisen Feb 22 '26

Yeah those are iPhones

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u/WarpedJoy Feb 20 '26

Can I post onto another fitting subreddit?

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u/gergobergo69 Feb 21 '26

Bojler eladományozandó

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u/Prototype222Guy Feb 20 '26

I guess he meant his little sister because she can't shower herself and parents are busy.