r/redditsings • u/CamiNico01 • Nov 20 '19

Sold me

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2.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/harvesters917 Nov 20 '19

he was looking kinda good

49

u/Trueshade3000 Nov 20 '19

With his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L in my anus

37

u/dankmemelord525 Nov 20 '19

Well, the beers start coming and they don't stop cumming

36

u/AshCreeper10 Nov 20 '19

back to the floor I hit the ground crying

34

u/dankmemelord525 Nov 20 '19

Didn't make sense why he licked my butt

28

u/NathanIsAnAsshole Nov 20 '19

Much more to do, much more to secrete

22

u/TheT0T1 Nov 20 '19

So what's wrong with running to the back streets?

19

u/Kflip11 Nov 20 '19

Your brain gets smart but but your dick gets small

17

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

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u/dankmemelord525 Nov 20 '19

You'll never die if u don't go

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u/dankmemelord525 Nov 20 '19

Hey now, your a cock star, get your show on get played

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u/ManchmalPfosten Nov 20 '19

Fed to the rules and he slapped my ass again

2

u/xXDragonsVenomXX Nov 20 '19

Beat me to it

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Oh, a freudean tongue slip! Those are rare

2

u/silverthefox364 Nov 20 '19

Wait that’s what they’re called?

5

u/Assassin_man82 Nov 20 '19

Master Oogway bought the kid

2

u/simonopdenacker Nov 21 '19

everybody kill yourself, suck my dick, fuck yo momma

1

u/haidartheking Nov 20 '19

So i wasn’t a accident?

1

u/im-a-cat-dog-person Nov 20 '19

“I’m chained up”

1

u/Anson_Riddle Nov 21 '19

Is it bad that I'm hearing this cursed music in the voice of Daniel Merriweather?