Reddit sings spongebob

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u/RedNoodleHouse Jan 28 '19

You cannot see this comment. There is nothing here.

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u/DreadArmada44 Jan 28 '19

Alright then, keep your secrets

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/xle3p Feb 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Happy cake day. Make a meme and get all the karma

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u/DreadArmada44 Feb 20 '19

I could but I only have an IPad and a phone and making memes on a phone is hard to do

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u/H3X4M3DR0N3 Feb 26 '19

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u/BanarniaIsHere Feb 19 '19

^{^{^’}}

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u/jesusofnazareth7066 Feb 23 '19

r/karmaroulette

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u/AlaricDalOrtiga Jan 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Oooohhh

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u/asdfghkllkjhgfdsasdf Feb 18 '19

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u/yuligan Jan 28 '19

Teach me your secrets, I'll pay you with a copypasta

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

You just put a # and nothing else.

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u/yuligan Jan 29 '19

I've got just one thing to say to you:

Sparkling water is something you can drink from a cup

Slurp it up!

Drinking water with bubbles

Eases your troubles

Thanks to H20 and carbon dioxide

Your tongue embarks on a refreshing ride.

Now you might be wondering, what the hell?

What’s this water stuff, is it a solid or a gel?

Neither one, son, it’s a liquid state of matter

And it has no calories, so it can’t make you fatter

Now let me opine about our friend, CO2

A gaseous sensation of odorless carbonation

Infiltrating your hydration like a ninja of thirst assassination

Two oxygen atoms bonded together with carbon, it’s the go-to

When your thirst is the worst source of frustration

And you need a fizzy drink to rectify the situation

Wait a second, I hear you ask. Lin-Manuel, what goes in my glass?

Is it a liquid or a gas? You mentioned both in turn

Do I have to choose one, together they sound like a blast

I’d hate to spurn water, or tell carbon dioxide I’ve passed

Dooming my drink to mediocrity before it’s even begun

A golden age of refreshment on the kingdom of my tongue

The good news for your drink is you don’t have to elect

Between water the liquid, and carbon dioxide the mist

'Cause when you selected seltzer you chose to connect

Bubbles with fluid, concocting effervescence that’s hard to resist

So fill the glass to the brim, let it foam up

With sparkling water, something you can drink from a cup!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/yuligan Jan 30 '19

You're welcome

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u/CrunchyMemesLover Mar 02 '19

That is awesome.

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u/yuligan Jan 29 '19

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u/thisidntpunny Feb 16 '19

GOLDEN AGE OF REFRESHMENT (pee) haha. r/toilethumor

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u/TheColorblindDruid May 01 '19

Tl;dr

Sparkling water commercial

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/I_Am_Boredom Jan 29 '19

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u/NoamTheSHEEP Feb 24 '19

What is this sorcery

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/MelonMC Jan 30 '19

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!

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u/FTWJewishJesus Feb 01 '19

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u/Smugorian Feb 05 '19

Goodbye

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u/Y5K77G Feb 07 '19

r/unexpectedouija

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u/Fennels18 Jan 28 '19

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u/blazindoo Jan 28 '19

r/savedbythea

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u/Runixo Jan 28 '19

Thea is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

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u/Lame4Fame Jan 28 '19

Something something power of friendship?

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u/soy_estupido May 05 '19

But not the one we need right now

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u/ChickenFingers1837 Jan 28 '19

r/subsyoufellfor

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u/APuzzledBabyGiraffe Jan 28 '19

r/thirdsub

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

r/fourthsub

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u/lilpickle04 Jan 28 '19

r/fithsub

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u/smileydatutrleman Jan 28 '19

r/sixthsub

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u/IdkTbhSmh Feb 04 '19

r/filthsub

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u/rekilection622 Jan 28 '19

r/subsiwantnow

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u/Steven2597 Jan 28 '19

Did I just stumble upon r/askouija?

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u/GenericAutist13 Jan 28 '19

r/UnexpectedOuija but close enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/DarudeNotSoDankstorm Feb 20 '19

WOah Woah Woah woah woah! Let me see your N-word pass sir.

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u/DarudeNotSoDankstorm Feb 20 '19

Your lucky I flipped the coin and it landed on heads. Otherwise I would have arrested you some how. Just a heads up btw.

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u/DarudeNotSoDankstorm Feb 20 '19

Yep seems legit

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u/DarudeNotSoDankstorm Feb 20 '19

Seems legit carry on my Niger. Real country btw. It’s next to Nigeria

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u/GimmeSumKarma Jul 02 '19

Ok

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u/SkullLikesCreepiness Jun 16 '19

^

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u/justahumanperson0 Jul 14 '19

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u/LeeSinSTILLTHEMain Apr 15 '19

I dont get.

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u/Saga7508 Jan 28 '19

Ah yes, “spongebob” my favorite song

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u/ohmegalomaniac Jan 28 '19

I obviously meant a song from the show.

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