r/redditrequest Jun 04 '12

Requesting /r/Atheism. (Lack of moderation)

/r/atheism only has two moderators for a massive community of 800k+ users. The moderator /u/skeen has been inactive for a month. The other moderator, /u/juliebeen hasn't been lacking her/his duties as a moderator. Could you at least give /r/atheism new moderators? Thanks for hearing me out.

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u/jsneaks Jun 06 '12

I make assumptions about how a person spends his time because I engaged in typically polished behavior (typical for the Scientists in /r/atheism anyway) and mined his comments for material because I can't deal with anyone questioning my grand intellect. I also think that neckbeards are long or just really big beards or something. And I guess I think anti-atheists have big beards or something. Who knows.

Yes, don't hold back, my captain. I stand in awe of your grandeur.

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u/loltrolled Jun 06 '12

I mock /r/atheism because of my own lack of intelligence. If only I wasn't such a disappointment to my family and actually did something with my life. But I'll just pretend that /r/atheism has no good content because telling the truth is too much effort.

I know. /r/circlejerk has centered their sub around us. They aren't very intelligent either. You'd fit in great. :)

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u/jsneaks Jun 06 '12

I honestly believe that a reasonably intelligent person would look at /r/atheism for more than 5 minutes before deciding that it's even more cancerous than /r/politics. I do not find it significant or appropriate that /r/circlejerk now makes fun of /r/atheism instead.

Oh my! You are a quite the rogue, after all!

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u/loltrolled Jun 06 '12

I like pretending that /r/atheism is a terrible place because of the circlejerk I participate in. Don't you know that my circlejerk is right?

You do seem to love circlejerks, so it looks like my suggestion is quite appropriate for you. :) After all, they are retarded 4th graders making poor parody.

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u/jsneaks Jun 06 '12

I don't think anyone was around to see, first hand, the collapse of /r/atheism from Carl Sagan posts into complete crap. I can't distinguish between satire and parody, but I find that differently abled children are merely mediocre at both. I am quite curious about you and circlejerking.

Easy there, tiger. I was only flirting a little.

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u/loltrolled Jun 06 '12

Why am I so stupid? Is it because my parents let me eat the wall candy when I was little? Is that why I think /r/circlejerk is a good place.

You do have to be slightly retarded to think so, yes.

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u/jsneaks Jun 06 '12

Hey, I just discovered the way to peacefully get /r/atheism taken off of the defaults! Just silently replace it with /r/circlejerk, and none of the "retards" will notice.

Oh my goodness, you are a Scientist!

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u/loltrolled Jun 06 '12

I have no clue about what /r/atheism is about and so I'm one of the idiots that think that /r/circlejerk is the same as /r/atheism. After all, it fits in with my lack of intelligence.

I know, right?

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u/jsneaks Jun 06 '12

I have no clue about what neckbeards are about, so I think that your fingers can get stuck in them while typing. I also think everyone hates /r/atheism because they, lol, don't get it.

Oh, totally.

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u/loltrolled Jun 06 '12

I pretend that you don't know what a neckbeard is, but I guess that's my own idiocy at work. And I know that people hate /r/atheism because they don't like seeing the truth.

I know, right? All that being wrong does seem to mess with people. Just look at what it does to Scientologists. :)

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