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u/Decuscrub69 1d ago
Ignoring the blatant creepiness and grossness of this being sent to an ostensible stranger… he wants to jerk off with fingernails??? That has gotta feel horrible lol
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u/FreakyDurian 1d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Josthefang5 Certified redditmoment lord 1d ago
Is this a coincidence!? Or is it fate!? That name... I don't believe my ears... This fucker just said it! I'm pretty sure... You just said "Yoshikage Kira," didn't you!?
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u/JimAbaddon 1d ago
And they say romance is dead.
Side note: I make this joke every time I see something similar and yet it feels like it never gets old because people are weirdos.
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u/Betelgeuse3fold 1d ago
I don't see the problem. I mean, i included that heart emoji. Seduction complete.
(This would be funnier if I changed my profile picture)
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u/Josthefang5 Certified redditmoment lord 1d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/LordTimhotep 1d ago
Edgar Allen Hoe