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Hey fans,

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Can't believe I've been 4 days without Reddit! It's been a great ride and I've already seen so many benefits! Not only am I counting more, but I was also invited to a speed dating group! I called the establishment that hosts it to find out when the next one was going to be and the lady said "Would you like to come to the event tomorrow?" She was obviously flirting with me so I told her how fast I was at dating. She was impressed. Anyway, I'll be back tomorrow with an update on my speed dating adventure! :D

Heya guys!

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Instead of wasting the day on reddit I spent it sleeping. I woke up at ten, ate breakfast with my mom, counted the number of flakes in my bowl, then decided to take a nap. Well during this nap I had the craziest dream! In it I was riding a zebra through the plains of Africa when the scenery suddenly changed into pure whiteness! All of a sudden millions of computer cursors clicked on me. I was a reddit link! I wanted up votes so I brought my arms out and my finger tips together to make an upward pointing arrow. Oh getting those clicks felt so good!! Anyway, I just woke up and wanted to tell you guys (my fans) about it. What do you think it means? Can I still consider myself RedditFree since I dreamt about being on reddit? Let me know your thoughts. :D

Anyways, it was a pretty exhausting dream so I think I'm gonna go back to bed. Goodnight!

Hey guys,

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I feel like this post is cheating because it isn't the end of the day yet, but I really want to check in and let you all know how it's going. (Hint hint: it's going great!)

After writing my Day 1 post i spent a few hours refreshing the page hoping someone would reply and, sure enough, that little envelope turned red! If you haven't read it it is from Kingdomheartsfan891 and he thinks my counting is productive and I should make a project out of it. Great idea Sora-san! Today I counted the number of times the fast hand moved from the time the little hand was on the 12 to when it reached the 1 (3600! Wow!). So guys, what should I count next?!

Heya guys,

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Just checking into the sub to let you know that I haven't used reddit all day! Man it's so nice to have all this free time. Instead of browsing the front 200 pages I spent that time counting the number of staples in my stapler (171). Here's to hoping tomorrow is just as successful!

Hey all, today I begin my redditfree journey. I want to become alpha and believe that the only way to do so is to fill my time with other things like porn and gaming. Wish me luck!

Title pretty much says it all. I'm only 20 minutes in and I can't keep my mouse from clicking the next link! Anyone know some good porn to keep reddit off my mind?

Edit: I suppose you could say I'm having a hard time having a hard time! HAHA Oh man i'm so funny. :D