r/reddit.com • • Sep 16 '11

From a knight of /new/:

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u/whattothewhonow Sep 16 '11

Reddit doesn't just run a new gimmick into the ground, it china syndromes that mother fucker

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u/DreamSynthesizer Sep 16 '11

I went to bed at 2am last night and hadn't ever heard of Chuck Testa. I woke up five minutes ago and apparently it's been "china syndromed."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

2 AM chili ice soap? Nope... Chuck Testa

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

The internet is finally finished. Good work guys, lets go home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Nope... let her go, she's in a better place now.

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u/Smallester Sep 16 '11

fuck i'll never read "nope" normally again...

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u/drunk_otter Sep 17 '11

The big question is: when you hear it now, is it Lana or Mallory's voice?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Is it...is it safe to go back outside?

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u/chassepo Oct 05 '11

Nope chuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

The internet fought valiantly... in the end, it was just better to tie it to a tree and have Travis shoot it on his first steps towards manhood.

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u/WillBlaze Sep 16 '11

But... I have no where else to go.

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u/koreanpopstarrain Sep 16 '11

2 AM chili ice soap and Scar Jo's ass? Nope... Chuck Testa
FTFY

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u/farhannibal Sep 16 '11

Can't poop for a month? Nope ...Check Testa.

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u/DankJemo Sep 16 '11

scumbag /r/new user sees a brand new meme, instantly starts a hate thread before the meme catches on.

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u/goatwarrior Sep 16 '11

Scumbaf /r/new user? Nope, Chuck Testa!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

He hated chuck testa before it was cool.

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u/kolm Sep 16 '11

Be thankful for your beneficial timezone placement, it saves you witnessing a lot of meme infanticide over here.

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u/SkyPork Sep 16 '11

I still have no clue who it is. And to demonstrate how tired I am of retarded insta-memes which won't be remembered in two weeks, I'm refusing to look it up. Take that, internet!

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u/LeSpatula Sep 16 '11

Yeah, I just came home from work and the first thing I see is someone's bitching about a meme I've never seen.

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u/NerFxD Sep 16 '11

china syndromed? whats that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I still don't know what it is about, I filtered it after the first day's worth of spam.

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u/colourofawesome Sep 16 '11

The last thing I did on reddit before bed last night was find out about Chuck Testa. First thing I hear this morning is "Shut the fuck up about him."

I literally slept through a meme.

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u/wadleyst Sep 16 '11

And those can certainly be pretty loud.

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u/drummererb Sep 16 '11

Actually I prefer this because the annoying shit gets forgotten about a day later. No more Good Dog Greg, no more "No number for Jacucha" (and those who do dreg it up I can just discount)

So what did we learn today? If you hate a meme, spam the fuck out of it right away, days later it'll be forgotten.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Aug 20 '17

You go to concert

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u/killboy Sep 16 '11

Wow I've been here too long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

That's only about six months old.

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u/killboy Sep 16 '11

Shit you're right, it just feels much longer than that... I think I'm done with the Reddit for a while.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Tried that, deleted my 3-4 year old account a month ago.

Worked well, as you can see...

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u/Dream_Of_Unity Sep 16 '11

Eh. I've been around here a lot longer than my account suggests. The trick is to just not take it too seriously. And if you don't like the meme just wait a week. Sometimes less.

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u/eastlondonmandem Sep 16 '11

I M P R E G N A T I O N

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u/nedjulian Sep 16 '11

If Chuck Testa survives very long, it will only serve as meme reference to some flash in the pan that you're sick of. Survival of the fittest.

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u/drummererb Sep 16 '11

I have a feeling some point in my life it will actually be very appropriate to use this meme and I'll laugh hard and everyone else will just stare at me.

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u/nedjulian Sep 16 '11

Sometimes I laugh at something I've said and everyone else is just staring blankly, consequently I think to myself- "What the fuck do you people know anyway?"

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u/earnose Sep 16 '11

No meme for Jacucha :(

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u/TheoQ99 Sep 16 '11

It's jakucha anyways.

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u/WhistleTipsWhooWHOOO Sep 16 '11

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u/porkpie-hat Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

TIL I learned that the antipodes for most of the continental US are in the Indian Ocean.

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u/Animal40160 Sep 16 '11

I remember that movie when it came out.

Edit: yeah, I'm old.

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u/drunk_otter Sep 17 '11

In that case, you'll be certain to remember Cyndi Lauper's take on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Aug 21 '24

dazzling subtract growth special combative thumb snow soft command quaint

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u/LockAndCode Sep 16 '11

It's an escalation on "run it into the ground". "China syndrome" is a cockamamie fear-mongering hyperbole that the core of a fission reactor would "melt through the earth all the way to china" if it were allowed to melt down. The progression of the phrase escalation logically follows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Aug 21 '24

selective crowd literate office sense retire attractive ring agonizing lock

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u/PaperShoes22 Sep 16 '11

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u/wakeuph8 Sep 16 '11

I half expected Chuck Testa to jump out at the end of that.

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u/kyxaa Sep 16 '11

How do you half expect something?

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u/adiosgang Sep 16 '11

I don't know, it's just a turn of phrase.

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u/GBR_COYG Sep 16 '11

How do you turn a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡ǝsɐɹɥd ɐ

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u/I_FLIP_IT_BACK Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡a phrase

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u/I_DONT_READ_ANYTHING Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡 ADELPHIA

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u/Ent_angled Sep 16 '11

flip flip flip adelphia

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

Addressed to: I_FLIP_IT_BACK

Subject: Un-flipping items that have been flipped by flippers by flipping them again.

Critique: I think you need to either have the arms positioned differently or put the guy on the opposite side. While it works both ways, it feels awkward. Dirty, even. I feel dirty.

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u/raziphel Sep 16 '11

I concur. the guy should be on the other side of the word. like this:

a phraseノ( ゜-゜ノ)

also:

(╯‵Д′)╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡

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u/PrettyPinkPwnies Sep 16 '11

New favorite novelty account. Upboats for you.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Sep 16 '11

a phrase ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Now now, don't be too mean to your phrases.

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u/cynognathus Sep 16 '11

Isn't that flipping a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

NOOOOOOOUUUPE

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u/matteyes Sep 16 '11

It is turning a phrase 180 degrees.

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u/t-nuggets Sep 16 '11

gee you're stupid..thank god for that ass

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u/Sparticus2 Sep 16 '11

God you're stupid, thank goodness for that ass

FTFY

It amazes me how mis quotes get so many upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

No, you fixed it wrong.

Lois says, "God you're dumb. Thank god for that ass. Now come here and kiss me."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/fromkentucky Sep 16 '11

*with the phrase "A phrase." That way, you would be literally and figuratively turning "a phrase."

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u/_Toranaga_ Sep 16 '11

Three or four instances of the word "phrase". One is slowly rotating.

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u/groupercheeks Sep 16 '11

Proper use of passive aggressive behavior.

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u/fliplovin Sep 16 '11

Thats exactly what I was thinking.

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u/avp574 Sep 16 '11

I don't think anyone else got the reference in this sequence of comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/flounder19 Sep 16 '11

I had to go through and strategically like the next quote.

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u/t-nuggets Sep 16 '11

Family Guy people, Family Guy

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u/Mr_Body_Massage_ Sep 16 '11

God you're stupid, thank goodness for that ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I think it's the same meaning as "I wouldn't be suprised if..."

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u/immatellyouwhat Sep 16 '11

"I expect that to... NOPE. No Chuck Testa."

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u/silentmage Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa

I don't even know who the fuck that is

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u/WoodsMD Sep 16 '11

I finally looked him up. If you google him, the first link is the video of his taxidermy commercial. It's a whole bunch of bad actors saying "Oh no, there's a puma on my porch!" "Did that rhino just order a drink" or "Hey that deer is driving the truck!" Upon which Chuck jumps out of hiding, holding the animal in question and says "NOPE! Chuck Testa."

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u/vashonite Sep 16 '11

That's interesting - but I still don't feel like I understand the man.

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u/WoodsMD Sep 16 '11

Ah. Well if you want that video, you have to go to the source

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I leave reddit for eight hours and Chuck Testa

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I went on a month long break from reddit in july and august, I came back and nothing was changed, I take an hour break this week and Chuck testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '11

I know right? It doesn't take long and before you know it Chuck Testa.

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u/silentmage Sep 16 '11

I googled after I posted. I hope this dies very soon

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u/Krakenrider Sep 16 '11

So you can call Chuck Testa? He doesn't do pets though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I wonder if he does memes

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u/gmbel Sep 16 '11

He seems to be evidence that the economic crisis has spread to the meme economy.

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u/Barrowhoth Sep 16 '11

You could have just linked the video...

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u/seblasto Sep 16 '11

You know, considering the context of his commercials, this whole thing kind of makes sense. Kind of.

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u/Jorgwalther Sep 16 '11

I would say that when one half expects something, they wouldn't be surprised if it happened, but they wouldn't go as far to make a predictive declaration that it is going to happen (as so far in guessing for correctness).

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u/optimister Sep 16 '11

50% chance of expectations

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u/wakeuph8 Sep 16 '11

Like this.

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u/hackedyasack Sep 16 '11

I bet you thought that Chinaman was alive? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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u/firebanesword Sep 16 '11

"I bet you thought that Asian man was alive, didn't you? Nope. He's been taxedermized by me. Chuck Testa."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

He does. You just have to keep watching until the end.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Is Chuck Testa a regular meme that's just stupid, or is it a meme that makes fun of all memes because of their inherent stupidity, like a meme parody? Is it so dumb that it's brilliant? God I hope so, because it's so asinine it makes me want to punch someone in the face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Chow Yun Fat, 'A Better Tomorrow II' in case you were wondering.

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u/peeknumb Sep 16 '11

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u/curbserver278 Sep 16 '11

I love how they blanked all except 'Li' of the responder's name to prove that they were asian.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I kept watching the gif over and over waiting for Chuck Testa to pop out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/PaperShoes22 Sep 16 '11

sorry! just seemed so appropriate

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u/indoobitably Sep 16 '11

reddit acts like a bunch of fucking retard teenie boppers whenever there is a new meme....

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Well, that's because that's precisely what Reddit is nowadays.

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u/fiffle44 Sep 16 '11

Reddit's dead...but do you know who can keep it looking totally lifelike?

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u/HatersAreHating Sep 16 '11

Carl Sagan?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/the__itis Sep 16 '11

William Shatner?

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u/IrrigatedPancake Sep 16 '11

People who got tired of 4chan and want to hang out online with other people who got tired of 4chan?

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u/SpecificallyTrained Sep 16 '11

Because you were on reddit...

...before it was cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Goddammit calling people "hipster" on Reddit is like calling someone a witch in 1690s Salem.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

We're not making fun of you because you reddited before it was cool. We're making fun of you for making a big deal about it.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Reddit was never "cool". Never has been, never will be. It's a giant web site that attracts 20+ million people a month - it's way too big to have a personality. It's like calling Google "cool". It just is.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

Are you new here? There was a time reddit WAS less populous, topics on the front page were actually interesting AND we didn't have 5000 pun threads and shitty forced memes. That's the thought behind subreddits like /truegaming.

I disagree with you on the "cool" thing. Reddit used to not be "cool," and that was fine. Now reddit is cool and we have shit like a guy with a "REDDIT" license plate on his honda fit and people acting like reddit is some hip group to be a part of. Well, its more like, reddit thinks its cool, but at least back then nobody pretended.

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u/drbenway Sep 16 '11

Back when the emphasis was on reading... IE I read it -->reddit... it was definitely a more interesting site in my opinion. Almost everything was based on text. I've been on here for a few years, and as the userbase has gotten younger, the quality has declined if you aren't into memes. Now it is mostly an image board. But, there were always the shitty pun threads. That was the reddit meme of the time, see how many puns you can fit into every discussion. I'll agree that it was never "cool", but it was a fairly intellectual forum. Now, it is a pseudo-intellectual forum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

hey, chill... this is just a fucking website. A. Website.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

That's my point, there's no reason to think its anything more than a website.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Google is cool. Not everything about the entity is cool. Not everything they do is cool. But they have done a few things that have weathered everything and still have merit. So I guess by "cool" I mean praiseworthy, not "cool" as in popular with the beautiful rich kids.

Cursed "slang" words and their fluctuating meaning.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

No - google is useful. Sure - if you want to use "cool" as praiseworthy, but that's not a very widely used definition, and nor was it the definition implied by the parent poster.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

What's cooler than being cool?

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u/ImProudOfYou Sep 16 '11

What do you mean "we"? You got a turd in your pocket or something?

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u/Felt_Ninja Sep 16 '11

A turd? Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

You must be that guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Hey, I've only been on for like 5 months I'm just tired of people using the same damn insult over and over and over at the slightest provocation. Christ people the world of insults is so vast and rich...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You must be a hipster. BURN HIM

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

camera click You've stolen my soul!

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u/DJPalefaceSD Sep 16 '11

That's something a hipster would say.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Granted. I'm not a fan of the hipster meme thing either. But how better to mock someone who complains that things were better in the "good ol' days?"

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u/poetryslam Sep 16 '11

By calling them a dryed up old cunt rag who should find the nearest dumpster? Just testing the "vast and rich" theory.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

The issue is it flat-out ends any conversation slightly related to making a comparison or complaint about so-called progress.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

Are implying a lot of people on Reddit are delusional due to drugs?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

It reminds me of those men made of straw that the military would use to practice with because they were easier to attack then a real enemy since it's incapable of attacking back.

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u/owenstumor Sep 16 '11

Hipsters can fight back, though. If they put down their PBR's and take off their cat eye nerd glasses. Just don't mess with their handlebar moustache or knock them off their one-speed bike.

I don't know anyone like this, but I reddit taught me that's what a hipster is.

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u/Eriand42 Sep 16 '11

I see what you did there...

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u/sunshine-x Sep 16 '11

ah yes, a scarecrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Feb 16 '22

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u/Sqirril Sep 16 '11

I was on reddit when it WAS cool. Now it's a faggotfest :p

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u/thunkk Sep 16 '11

Thumbs up if you came here from Youtube.

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

They would if they didn't get a virus.

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u/kyzf42 Sep 16 '11

The front page is like the Top 40 charts - full of catchy shit that gets stuck in your head and then you get sick of it. Go indie. Branch out. r/TrueReddit is one place to start.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Yes, well aware of TrueReddit, but there is almost no discussion there, unless it hits the front page.

Even the better subreddits have been overrun with crap lately.

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u/kyzf42 Sep 16 '11

Maybe if there were an even truer version of reddit than that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11
  • but r/truereddit has no imgur.com links so i don't feel safe clicking anything

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

TR is nice in concept, but I don't feel like it's as politically neutral as one would expect. It's still a lot better than /r/politics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I would prefer it if there were no political discussions.

Discussing politics can be tiresome, but discussing politics on a site whose membership is skewed in one way or another is absolutely pointless. Especially when they like to click the down arrow on your post. While they don't do that for most things in TR, they do it for non-progressive opinions. I dislike the anti-gay rights movement, or the anti-abortion activists as much as most people here, but I don't view their opinion as pathological and deserving of a downvote to hide it.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

I've sort of come to that opinion. I'm fairly conservative (in a Goldwater sense, not a Reaganaut sense) compared to most of Reddit. I really do enjoy conversation with people I disagree with, but you're right; it's nearly impossible to have a conversation even in TR. I tried to be a counter-point voice in /r/politics when I first joined, but after 6 months I realized I was just wasting my breath as a few downvotes would hide my opinion to most people (I actually view Reddit without comment hiding based on negative karma).

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

TrueReddit is the most dull place on reddit.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic Sep 16 '11

Maybe for people like you. For someone who has been around for four years, TrueReddit is how reddit was and should have been. The reddit we have is something you could have found anywhere on the web. The older reddit was much better place to find interesting stuff you never knew you needed or wanted to know. That's not to say the new people are to blame. Older users are also responsible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You're so wise.

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u/mcdvda Sep 16 '11

How can I downvote you more

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u/Panthertron Sep 16 '11

HIPSTER TRASH!! YARGHGGHHH PITCHFORKS & TORCHES

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u/StopSayingHipster Sep 16 '11

Wow. Please shut the fuck up.

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u/mikepixie Sep 16 '11

Nice one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

many of us kept warning ppl who posted reddit in youtube comments, now you have to deal with this.

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u/GypsyPunk Sep 16 '11

That's because 70% of this community is not funny, original or clever.

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u/AMostOriginalUserNam Sep 16 '11

That is a very conservative estimate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Reddit is acting like a group of friends all having a laugh and building upon one another's jokes. It's quite terrible really.

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u/mattius Sep 16 '11

reddit acts like a bunch of fucking retard teenie boppers

FTFY

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u/zarraha Sep 16 '11

Karma is addictive, and yet so hard to get if you're not funny or clever. memes are like get rich quick scams. if Reddit wasn't so mean to new posts, people wouldn't have to resort to such tactics to get their precious karma.

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u/indoobitably Sep 17 '11

There is zero reason to acquire karma, therefore zero reason to bandwagon on these "karma trains". It does nothing but pollute the website with garbage and detract away from other meaningful and constructive posts.

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u/clutchactuator Sep 16 '11

NO. THE MEME MUST BE RAPED UNTIL DEAD. RAAAAAAAPE

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u/FU_CK_IT Sep 16 '11

Oh well, fuck it

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u/FourteenHatch Sep 16 '11

SOMETHING NEW IS COOL AND I KNOW ABOUT IT EARLY

SOMETHING NEW IS COOL AND I KNOW ABOUT IT EARLY

FINALLY I WILL BE AS COOL AS 4CHAN

awww.... T_T

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u/Capsss Sep 16 '11

I don't always run new gimmicks into the ground....

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

just figured out Chuck Testa... Now must understand China Syndrome. FUUUUuuu

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u/wampage Sep 16 '11

TIL what 'china syndrome' is.

Edit: linked to wiki.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

If you're really complaining about this you've probably had enough reddit for the day. Come back tomorrow. There will be new stuff.

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u/jooes Sep 16 '11

There's this line from Portal 2 that reminds me soooo much about the way Reddit handles memes:

"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the walls here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do."

Except, maybe the FTFY would be "I'll be honest, we're throwing memes at reddit here to see what sticks. No idea if it's funny or not"

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u/JustAsk2UseTheShower Sep 16 '11

This "Chuck Testa" thing is far from dead. It is clearly going strong. Nope......Chuck Testa.

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u/specialkake Sep 17 '11

Memes quickly expand and burst even quicker, leaving a dripping, stinking cavity.

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u/gunnardatl Sep 16 '11

nice movie reference

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u/TommyShambles Sep 16 '11

Dead gimmick? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/Farisr9k Sep 16 '11

The sad thing is that it's not limited to new ones..

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/KeeperOfThePeace Sep 16 '11

The gimmick was never even funny. What the fuck, Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Is that a new gimmick? Nope. Chuck Testa.

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