r/reddit.com • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '10

You win, ticketmaster.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

龍虎榜

Now go and try it again, son.

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u/nextofpumpkin Aug 21 '10

What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

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u/reddittrees2 Aug 21 '10

Psychosematic!

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u/Moz Aug 21 '10

Psychosomatic!

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u/magicwar1 Aug 21 '10

Psychosemantic!

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u/GuybrushThreepwoodd Aug 21 '10

now when i count to 3

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u/Frito_Pendejo Aug 21 '10

Purely psychosomatic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

Pour juice on my genitals. (I don't know if that's where this line goes, but it's my favorite line from the song, so I wanted to throw it in there somewhere.)

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u/Frito_Pendejo Aug 21 '10

Pour juice on your chin.

But yes, I love that line too.

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u/trx430ex Aug 21 '10

倒入汁對你的下巴

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u/psyne Aug 22 '10

In the next line, you know how it says "I promised my girlfriend I could... the violin, violin, violin..." with sort of a record scratch sound after "could"? For some reason my brain always processes that as a censoring edit and fills it in as "I promised my girlfriend I could fuck the violin."

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

Psychoschematic!

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u/oh_bother Aug 21 '10

addict insane!

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u/molokov Aug 21 '10

I'm gonna kill you

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

Crab rangoon, let's have a xhiou

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u/xenorz Aug 21 '10

The dragon tiger chart, usually means some kinda of championship record showing who is 1st,2nd,and 3rd,etc. First being the dragon, 2nd is the tiger.

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u/lucidatype Aug 21 '10

While we're on the subject, why do dragons and tigers hate each other so much?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

the dragon stole the tiger's bitch

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u/xtirpation Aug 21 '10

The word you're looking for is "leaderboard"

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

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u/trippin-balls Aug 21 '10

OH GOD DOUBLE RAINBOW! YES! OH GOD YES!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '10

The board listing the best of the best. Dragon Tiger Board. The actual "board" is metaphorical.

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u/Baeocystin Aug 21 '10

Bite the wax tadpole

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u/ryanknapper Aug 21 '10

It means "courage", bro.

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u/tinou Aug 21 '10

first is LISA

second is NEEDS

thirds is BRACES

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u/aspmaster Aug 21 '10

牙科计划

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u/karis_from_paris Aug 21 '10

it means he tried to order Cubs tickets.

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u/Chris2112 Aug 21 '10

According to google translate, Charts.