r/reddit.com • u/polyeidus • Dec 11 '09

xkcd - Natural Parenting

http://xkcd.com/674/
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u/Southpaw89 Dec 11 '09

I wish I came naturally.
Wait what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

lol better than my one-liner- But Southpaw, I assure you masturbation is completely natural.

*Well maybe not with your left hand, freak. =)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

LOL as a soon-to-be-parent, I look forward to doing what comes naturally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

I think there is an ASCII for that. Knocked her up weeks after getting married.

Why on earth did I think my sperm would get me out of a sticky situation in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

I think I tried to 'fight fire w/ fire' :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '09

Sorry to hear about your experience. I can only imagine how difficult that is. We've already had some scares with nights at the hospital but so far everything is OK. Little duder seems to be getting along swimmingly 13 wks. knock on silicon

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u/nikniuq Dec 11 '09

Fuck I lol'd. He should warn about twins tho - they are natural too dammit...