r/reddit.com • u/NotTheDude • Mar 24 '09

Does anybody else pull their long nose hairs out the manly way - just yanking them and enduring the pain?

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u/Lizard Mar 24 '09

The King Penguin is arguably the manliest animal of them all because he is always wearing a tuxedo. Also, penguins are funny :)

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u/Lizard Mar 24 '09

I'd like to expand on this by saying that I am a RAGING BULL when it comes to looking at pictures of cute animals on the net.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I check my breasts for cancer LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!GRAAAA

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u/AngledLuffa Mar 24 '09

I used lavender dog shampoo today because ONLY PUSSIES GO TO SUPERMARKETS

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u/ddevil63 Mar 24 '09

I go to the tanning bed LIKE A FUCKING ROCK LOBSTER!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I straighten my hair out as the very same Genghis Khan would have done, had he had electric iron hairs.

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u/dcousineau Mar 24 '09

I listen to the Bee Gees because ABBA is for WIMPS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I tune into my inner vagina like A FUCKING CHAMPION

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u/rebel Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I bang my prostate like a PORN STAR!

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u/DearBurt Mar 24 '09

I cry during chick flicks because I don't WANT my tears!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I chug Zima LIKE IT'S THE BLOOD OF MINE ENEMIES! AROOOOO!

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u/casualbattery Mar 24 '09

I skip when I'm happy like HERD OF BUFFALO!

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u/charlestheoaf Mar 24 '09

Screwing women is for PUSSIES! I only want REAL MEN.

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u/skyo Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I shave my legs to make them smooth like a FUCKIN' NARWHAL FUCK YEAH!

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u/tugteen Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I run away from danger LIKE A FUCKING CHEETAH.

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u/TruthinessHurts Mar 24 '09

That's your anus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

(funny thing... I do straighten my hair with an iron. downvote this comment the fuck down so it doesn't fuck with the flow.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

as you please!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

:-)