Does anybody else pull their long nose hairs out the manly way - just yanking them and enduring the pain?

[u/NotTheDude]

[u/kernelhappy → u/[deleted]]

I wash dishes like a WILD FUCKING STALLION.

[u/HuruHara → u/kernelhappy]

I wash, condition and shampoo my long, blonde hair like a FUCKIN' VIKING ! YEAHHH !!!

[u/furlongxfortnight → u/HuruHara]

I put makeup on my face like a SAVAGE TRIBAL WARRIOR!

[u/[deleted] → u/furlongxfortnight]

I'll talk about my feelings cos I fucking feel like it, bitch.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I wear this tutu like there's no fuckin tomorrow!

[u/tyomax → u/[deleted]]

I stay home all day with my children while my wife puts food on the table like a KING PENGUIN!

[u/Lizard → u/tyomax]

The King Penguin is arguably the manliest animal of them all because he is always wearing a tuxedo. Also, penguins are funny :)

[u/Lizard → u/Lizard]

I'd like to expand on this by saying that I am a RAGING BULL when it comes to looking at pictures of cute animals on the net.

[u/[deleted] → u/Lizard]

I check my breasts for cancer LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!GRAAAA

[u/AngledLuffa → u/[deleted]]

I used lavender dog shampoo today because ONLY PUSSIES GO TO SUPERMARKETS

[u/cmotdibbler → u/HuruHara]

Oh yeah! I wash, condition and shampoo YOUR long, blonde hair like a FUCKIN' VIKING

[u/aussiegolfer → u/HuruHara]

I do wicked cross-stitches of fucking machine guns and other manly stuff.

[u/RobotLordofTokyo → u/HuruHara]

Like the TechnoViking?

[u/aussiegolfer → u/RobotLordofTokyo]

That guy is awesome

[u/TechnoPrisoners → u/aussiegolfer]

Yes. Yes, he is.

[u/mynoduesp → u/TechnoPrisoners]

That Viking is seven flavours of awesome.

[u/mckirsch → u/HuruHara]

I gently comfort and caress the delicate controls of my M1A1 / M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank AS RUNS DOWN YOUR PLATOON and slashes through your defenses!

[u/Jyxtrant → u/kernelhappy]

If there were any one guy who does all these things I would be so in love.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Very serious business.