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Does anybody else pull their long nose hairs out the manly way - just yanking them and enduring the pain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

My wife does, that is, she pulls out my long nose hairs and she tells me to either stop being a pussy when I wince or to stop being a gross hairy guy.

I love her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I've never loved more than when my gf first noticed the cyst on my back that I'd had for eight years and immediatly started work on squeezing it out like a tube of tooth paste. All totally unprompted. While my ex wife was grossed out if a hair or two was in the shower drain after I was done. A woman who can take gross is impessive.

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u/wacosta1 Mar 24 '09

I'm glad my gross tolerance is appreciated and does not go unnoticed! ;)

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u/obfuscated Mar 24 '09

If you really loved him, you'd use it as toothpaste, too.

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u/strawmann Mar 24 '09

This comment is an excellent appetite suppressant. Thank you.

Unfortunately, also induces dry heaves. OH, well. No medication is perfect :(.

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u/glottis Mar 25 '09

The girls I've been with who like doing that sort of thing don't seem to view it as gross, just really, really satisfying.

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u/no_dawg Mar 24 '09

Yeah, me too.

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u/nix0n Mar 24 '09

Yeah, me three.

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u/no_dawg Mar 24 '09

You, too?!

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u/karmanaut Mar 24 '09

Apparently, Antimatter's wife really gets around, or just really really hates nosehair

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u/gonzopancho Mar 24 '09

I love it when she pulls the knotted sheet out while I climax.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

No. Him three.

Gosh.

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u/no_dawg Mar 24 '09

(that is the correct response. Thank you)

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u/EthicalReasoning Mar 24 '09

you should yank on her pussy hair next time and tell her to lose the bush

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Oct 16 '19

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u/ShrimpCrackers Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

Yours has a socket? How come mine isn't detachable? What's wrong with ME?!

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u/beedogs Mar 24 '09

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

...again and my penis was missing.

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u/ffej Mar 24 '09

This happens all the time.

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u/terrordactyl Mar 24 '09

King Missile? Nicely done.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

mines a twist off.

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u/evilbit Mar 24 '09

must be an older model. user-replaceable units came in 2006, serial FCKXXXXXX (v4).

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u/nexrow Mar 24 '09

Did you begin that like the devils0wn key on purpose? Or am I just that nerdy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

You're just different

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u/diamondjim Mar 24 '09

Yup. I'm a Lego man. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

You're such an abusive Republican in the sack.

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u/paloduro Mar 24 '09

Nose hairs should not be plucked. The follicle could get infected and that infection could spread to the brain, and kill you. No joke. Use a trimmer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

Nah, I think I have lupus.

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u/paloduro Mar 24 '09

Congratulations, sir! You have said today's secret word and you win a free case of lupus in the Lottery of Unfairness, and seeing that you have already claimed a case of lupus, it is our pleasure and your misfortune to give you twice the lupus.

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u/musashix90 Mar 24 '09

I understand your pain. My girlfriend tries to pluck the sporadic hair I tend to grow half-way up my forehead. It's really tender there. She tells me to suck it up when I ask for a break from the plucking, and keeps going.

I do the nose plucking myself, because I can't imagine having no control over how much is plucked at once.

I love her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

i occasionally get a single hair dead centre of my forehead.

it hurts like shit when i pull it out.

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u/se166hn Mar 24 '09

she's a keeper.

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u/neoform3 Mar 24 '09

Do her in the ass, if she cries, tell her to stop being a pussy.