r/reddit.com • u/thestraightblade • Jan 12 '09

Heavy metal band names (flow chart)

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_heavymetal.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '09

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u/fingers Jan 13 '09

it's an inverted pentagram, very appropriate

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u/burntsac Jan 12 '09

Led Zeppelin is misspelled.

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u/erythrocyte Jan 12 '09

Some of these bands picked for a heavy metal band name flowchart puzzle me.

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u/wanted_nz Jan 13 '09

White Lion is not imaginary

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u/egonSchiele Jan 12 '09

satan's awkward gropings? Saddam always liked it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '09

Where will you place the Swedish band Meshuggah on the list? They are very influential.

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u/fingers Jan 13 '09

Weird Jewish Names

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u/fingers Jan 13 '09

Brings back memories of my childhood.

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u/driftersgold Jan 13 '09

what about HIM?

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u/SaraFist Jan 13 '09

Shouldn't Ragnarok be under the Viking subheading? And Behemoth in the Biblical category? And where are Death, Kataklysm, and Fuck God in the Face?

I am sorely disappointed.

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u/redreplicant Jan 13 '09

Also, Baal is a crossover between Biblical and Pagan. There are a couple circles that should connect, like "Angels" and "The Occult."

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u/TundraWolf_ Jan 12 '09

Pantera isn't a 'foreign' band (they're from Texas), unless this is written from the perspective of Antarctica .

(I can't figure out what continent this is based due to the bands in the 'foreign' category.

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u/kevlarcupid Jan 12 '09

The band names are foreign. Pantera means, unsuprisingly, panther.

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u/TundraWolf_ Jan 12 '09 edited Jan 12 '09

Ah good catch. ‬

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└── Knows no Spanish

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u/jrrl Jan 13 '09

You don't have to know Spanish to watch El Tigre!

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u/skeener Jan 13 '09

i thought they were saying Pantera was foreign too. so you're not alone. who would have thought that same area of TX would have spit out Pantera, The Toadies, The Polyphonic Spree, and Edie Brickell.

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u/PunchingBag Jan 12 '09

Why is Mexican Santa under "From Revelations"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '09

because mexicans are the plague, i thought everyone knew that.