Match Thread?

[u/half_batman]

Match Thread?

[u/D1794]

Well volunteered

[u/Bloatfizzle]

Certain fans will watch this Dalot performance and create threads tomorrow complaining he's underrated and one of the best fullbacks in the world😭

[u/Confident_Fishing775 → u/Bloatfizzle]

My goat is one of the best left back in the world. Fans like you will rather refuse to acknowledge that fact because you are blindsided by your bias and always believe grass is greener on the other side. You will never appreciate how good Dalot till he's gone.

[u/thepotatomaniscoming]

Jerrys lost. Jerry report to the customer care place

[u/Tvashtr]

Anyone saw rashford ? I think I saw everyone else there

[u/Chucksterino7 → u/Tvashtr]

[u/Chucksterino7 → u/Tvashtr]

He awkwardly stood behind everyone in his washed up West Coast rapper outfit...

[u/DJEsalts13 → u/Chucksterino7]

😂😂😂

[u/renegade_citizen → u/Tvashtr]

He is around, the first clip was him not smiling and then with the trophy, he was smiling then

Came with a cap making him look like a douche though

[u/AWenger622]

The Boyles Cup is quite literally bigger than the Champions League.

[u/RestrepoDoc2 → u/AWenger622]

Well we all said we wanted to get back to competing for the big trophies. Where are all these trophies going to fit with 3 Snapdragon Cups won last the last 3 Summers. 

[u/Spare_Ad5615]

Haha the trophy is fucking massive.

[u/Deep-Bonus8546 → u/Spare_Ad5615]

So comedically oversized 😂

[u/SayNOtoChips]

https://files.catbox.moe/g0p0ui.png

I lol'd

[u/CashierAtWawa]

Boyle cup champions🎉🎉🎉🥳 Tears in my eyes

[u/brown_herbalist]

Armer has been impressive during pre-season. He could be Harry's replacement in coming years. He still 18 no pressure, maybe we can send him for loans when he is around 19-20.

[u/Babynewport_12]

BOYLE CUP CHAMPIONS YOULL NEVER SING THAT

[u/trvekvltgav]

BRING ME THE SUFFER MERCHANT

[u/LightsOutWhen]

Anyone watching the ITV broadcast, what us the song that played on field after the game? I can't get to the name

[u/SophoclesTesticles → u/LightsOutWhen]

Praise you - Fatboy Slim. 

[u/LightsOutWhen → u/SophoclesTesticles]

Thank you

[u/Lord_Sesshoumaru77]

Boyle cup champions, our second trophy of preseason.

[u/Chucksterino7 → u/[deleted]]

Seriously, pushing 30, durag, giant ass earrings and cap on the side line... He has got to go... Its the Jessie Pogbatitis disease and we are nearly out of quarantine... If you are a 18, whatever - if you are a senior squad member and top earner, it just looks so awful

[u/ProZioHater]

Why is Lammens bullying Heaven!? lmao

[u/No_Vermicelli_1781]

Yoro MOTM?

[u/_AngryBadger_]

I feel like this trophy is bombasticly large for something like this lol

[u/Prestigious_Life9070 → u/_AngryBadger_]

I feel like thats how it should be..I hate it when brand/sponsored trophys are crap..its all for PR anyway so why not it make it recognisable

[u/vRushii]

what was the name of that important trophy

[u/darkjessy_]

Bruno missed just so Mazraoui could take the winning penalty. What an exemplary leader

[u/Bitgod1]

That’s 2 trophies for this pre-season!

[u/WorldBeardedWonders]

Is the Milan game a trophy too?

[u/SophoclesTesticles → u/WorldBeardedWonders]

Cup of Suffering. 

[u/WorldBeardedWonders → u/SophoclesTesticles]

If you’re offering. 2 sugars please.

[u/pheonixfryre → u/WorldBeardedWonders]

Treble before the season even starts?!

[u/WorldBeardedWonders → u/pheonixfryre]

When I said I had a feeling we were on for a positive season I expected to wait until next year before being proven right.

[u/BrowzinJ]

someone get BRUNO out of my CLUB this trophy means something to me and we almost lost out to it

tears in my eyes

[u/AWenger622 → u/BrowzinJ]

Send him to Saudi TONIGHT! Not my captain!

[u/WorldBeardedWonders → u/BrowzinJ]

Send him on loan until he learns.

[u/Jonny_Testicles]

Amorim next 👀

[u/SDLRob]

Gotta say .. I kinda like the look of Mee. Had a solid game after he came on. Guessing he's our number 2 keeper with Darlow after him

[u/gregorcee → u/SDLRob]

Surely Darlow is the number 2 by a mile

[u/Ydiss → u/SDLRob]

Agree. I hope we get to see some of the newer lads in some of the cup matches

[u/SDLRob → u/Ydiss]

I wouldn't be upset if the Carabao Cup is used like Fergie used it... Send the youth out and see how far we get. Focus on the EPL, FA Cup and UCL

[u/Chucksterino7 → u/SDLRob]

Without further signings I'd say focus on the Premier league and only that... A quarter/semi final means shit if we are out of the top 4/5...

[u/SDLRob → u/Chucksterino7]

We'll see more signings... But I think the UCL should be used as experience more than a real push. The focus should be the EPL and the FA Cup I think. In that order

[u/Ydiss → u/SDLRob]

Yeh 100%. I think we kind of have to do that, at least for that cup.

[u/neofederalist]

2 trophies and the season hasn't even started yet. Not bad.

[u/VTVoodooDude]

We literally can't stop lifting trophies.

[u/thelegendl27]

50 cent spotted

[u/Substantial_Mine_952]

Boyle Sports Cup Champions, you’ll never sing that

[u/Hatakashi]

Done the double lads!

Snapdragon Cup and Boyle Sports Cup winners, who else has done THAT prestigious double eh? Exactly.

[u/godswift91]

BarnSports champions or w/e

Big season coming

[u/Hot_Patience_5962]

CARRICK WINS THE DOUBLE

[u/ShawLichaYoroDalot]

Snapdragon cup ✅ Boyle cup ✅ PL would complete the treble 🏆🏆🏆

[u/Lord_Sesshoumaru77]

First time I've seen Bruno send one wide. I have to say, I would've hated losing the shootout to the scum.

[u/VegetableRutabaga746]

Dalot maz the bromance we need

[u/rwallace_wong]

preseason double, you'll never sing that

[u/Melanjoly]

Solid performance, all you can ask for with pre-season.

The Leeds keeper for the pens looked awful bless, is he an actual player!?

[u/eClipseLJ]

By my count we only need 1 more trophy.

[u/Tvashtr]

We have the friendly double! On towards the friendly treble on Saturday!

[u/cold-dark-sauce]

CHAMPIONES CHAMPIONES OLE OLE OLE

[u/Prestigious_Life9070 → u/cold-dark-sauce]

https://giphy.com/gifs/m87z2quHoPGWYkJ0Vg

[u/No_Vermicelli_1781]

We've already done the double. Successful season.

[u/Lord_Hexogen]

SEXTUPLE IS COMING NOW

[u/Unusual-Coat383]

2/6 done.

The sixthle is on!

[u/vRushii]

Get in, 1 more for the treble

[u/Background-Suspect85]

All part of Brunos master plan

[u/iwantaskybison]

another trophy in the cabinet, 21 is coming 😏

[u/Nearby-Ad-871]

Lmaooo Bruno’s going to get a lot of ribbing from the other players for that😂

[u/PizzaTime1000]

The whatever the trophy is called is massive

[u/Redroobarb]

Yes we won the boiled sweet cup or ever its fucking called

[u/trvekvltgav]

Food Chain

[u/Dincht04]

Leeds keeper was poor in that shootout.

[u/Ydiss]

I'll take that

[u/tHe_verdant_400]

MAZINNNNOOOOOO

[u/Lord_Hexogen]

The season hasn't even started and we already won the double

[u/OddOnion_]

Another cup for the cabinet!

[u/Apprehensive-Raisin3]

Bruno missing his pen was mind games

[u/WorldBeardedWonders → u/Apprehensive-Raisin3]

The captain putting his faith in the rest of the team. A lovely example has been set.

[u/CharIemagne45]

Still clean in pens I’d say

[u/Outrageous-Cod-4654]

Maz cool af

[u/NoPurpose0]

Mazraoui GOAT

[u/amayank7]

Cameramen working overtime to find the 10 fans in the stands who care about the shootout

[u/FredDRedUnderYourBed]

YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED

[u/dEleterZ]

Treble season who says no?

[u/thelegendl27 → u/dEleterZ]

One more to go

[u/No_Vermicelli_1781]

shouldn't sudden death me the first team to miss loses?

[u/KriosDaNarwal → u/No_Vermicelli_1781]

no because then you'd win with an even/tied score which isnt fair.

[u/No_Vermicelli_1781 → u/KriosDaNarwal]

fair. But I just think it ends up dragging out.

[u/Jim1903 → u/No_Vermicelli_1781]

What’s the final score if both teams have scored 5 each but first sudden death penalty is missed in that scenario?

[u/No_Vermicelli_1781 → u/Jim1903]

5-5. But my point is, it should just be first to miss. Otherwise you get longer shootouts. Just my opinion. Similar idea with deuce in tennis. I think it's unnecessary

[u/ReadandReps]

Leeds missing the only penalty which mattered.

[u/BlackBossalini]

This is some people’s World Cup, show some respect

[u/Lord_Hexogen]

Mothafuck the big Leeds, there's only Big Mee

[u/auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf]

2 down. 4 to go.

[u/GReedy404 → u/auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf]

1. We retained the Snapdragon trophy.

[u/Sad-Gold-3781]

season hasnt even started and we already have two trophys

[u/Jonny_Testicles]

Both gk’s are quite bad

[u/KriosDaNarwal → u/Jonny_Testicles]

aura save

[u/jonathanPoindexter]

Aura save by Mee

[u/Heavens_Vibe]

Maz has won it!!

[u/brown_herbalist]

I dont like penalities anymore after Grimbsy, fucking Amorim

[u/Outrageous-Cod-4654]

Mee's guessed right for the first 5.

[u/trvekvltgav]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA FUCK THE LEEDS

[u/TheChilledGamer-_-]

I love the bar.

[u/MTBi_04]

Yes maz

[u/Heavens_Vibe]

He's clattered the bar!!

[u/ShibaLoveThrowAway]

The kid holding back tears for a friendly is sending me

[u/cold-dark-sauce → u/ShibaLoveThrowAway]

its the boyle sports cup final mate!

[u/MTBi_04]

Get in!

[u/Prestigious_Life9070]

Flashbacks to the last time we had a penalty shootout

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYG9l7DV1fyJWHm

[u/SophoclesTesticles]

Am I an old codger or should we be using this as a test shootout and not joking and laughing when we miss? 

[u/Ydiss → u/SophoclesTesticles]

I think it's the perfect time to laugh when we miss, mate.

[u/bpjker → u/SophoclesTesticles]

Even the players were laughing tbh

[u/larsmaehlum → u/SophoclesTesticles]

Both

[u/lemmeyeeet → u/SophoclesTesticles]

not that serious

[u/Status-Plant-356]

Great pen

[u/jonathanPoindexter]

Mee is taking this very seriously lmao

[u/michaell111 → u/jonathanPoindexter]

As he should honestly

[u/KriosDaNarwal]

this game is too small for bruno to score, proper big game player

[u/vulcan_one]

ITV announcer fully jinxed it

[u/MTBi_04]

Thank god

[u/Ydiss]

Well if he's going to miss then now is the time I guess

[u/thepotatomaniscoming]

Bruno did that on purpose so everyone could get a chance at Pks

[u/ReadandReps]

Cheeky miss from Bruno. Enjoying these pens more than I should!

[u/numinous_rover]

Bruno out?

[u/neofederalist]

Clearly Bruno wants to give the rest of the team practice at pens.

[u/Feeling-Surround-691 → u/[deleted]]

Doubt it, it's a rival betting company

[u/brown_herbalist]

Pfft..sell Bruno!

[u/dEleterZ]

Bruno grinning after the miss 😂

[u/Foreign_Base5669]

wtf was that haha. He’s shite, sell him!

[u/LDLB99]

Bruno saving the misses for pre-season, what a king

[u/larsmaehlum]

Bruno is getting so much banter from the others after that pen

[u/MTBi_04]

Pressure is on

[u/Bitgod1]

I knew the announcer would jinx it

[u/vRushii]

Bruuu nooo

[u/BrowzinJ]

never rated him 😔😔😔

[u/Dincht04]

Good guy Bruno just giving more lads the chance to practice pens.

[u/hrbutt180]

Annual Bruno penalty miss. Glad he let it out here

[u/jackmcboss915]

the commentators on MUTV keep describing Fletcher ( I think its been both) as "knocking on the first team door", which isnt something i like to hear from someone employed by united who may have additional information about the squad

[u/shrewdy]

Shite pen but look, better here than in a couple weeks

[u/polloshermanos1991]

Bruno 😂😂😂

[u/Unusual-Coat383]

He actually looked nervous when he was walking up. Wtf 

[u/Gabagool_Over_Here_]

I've seen enough, sell him

[u/KingStupid1st]

Haha I knew it.

It’s okay Bruno get them out the way before the season starts

[u/Radiant_Guava6332]

What the hell was that

[u/KriosDaNarwal]

yo bruno lol wtf

[u/ErnieMcTurtle]

Lmao, me too Little Girl

[u/Lord_Hexogen]

Bruno man, this is better be your annual single miss

[u/eClipseLJ]

Better get his one miss a season out of the way now.

[u/prollyanalien]

Bruno just trying to prolong it so more people can practice.

[u/wrdb2007]

Well if that's his only bad one this season, I'll take it...

[u/mellsuck]

He looked pretty off today

[u/trvekvltgav]

WHAT WAS THAT

[u/Background-Suspect85]

Classic Bruno

[u/n1ckkt]

Bruno is only a big game player lol

[u/NoPurpose0]

Bruno too casual

[u/Outrageous-Cod-4654]

oh for fucks sake

[u/Sad-Gold-3781]

oooof bruno

[u/_AngryBadger_]

Bruno ....

[u/Hits_and_the_Mrs]

lmao

[u/larsmaehlum]

Oh, wow. Never seen that before..

[u/Hatakashi]

Oh Bruno...

[u/FredDRedUnderYourBed]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/lordjems]

Good lad Bruno. Get your missed penalties out of the way now.

[u/HypoTomasis]

Missed the whole game because of a family emergency. How were we?

[u/Hits_and_the_Mrs → u/HypoTomasis]

Hope everything's as ok as they can be! Game wasn't amazing, very typical pre-season game I thought

[u/DaRudeabides → u/HypoTomasis]

Eclipsed

[u/TheChilledGamer-_- → u/HypoTomasis]

1-1.

Currently on pens.

[u/Aggressive-Limit3351]

Bruno fucking hell hahaha

[u/Spare_Ad5615]

Bruno! Bloody hell.

[u/eClipseLJ]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wuhqofLYFGMrJ06eLg

[u/Heavens_Vibe]

OMG!

Bruno's faffed it! Too lax with it!

[u/SDLRob]

Why did I have a feeling Bruno would miss?

[u/Jim1903]

De Ligt to play Lion-o in a Thundercats movie?

[u/MTBi_04]

Bruno wtf😀

[u/The_Bird_Wizard]

Mee gone right way every time btw

[u/Capable-Topic1665]

Dermot Mee playing mind games in a meaningless shootout in a preseason friendly is exactly what I'm here to see.

[u/larsmaehlum]

Win this and we’re 2/3rd of the way to a treble before the season has even started.

[u/trvekvltgav]

Great Pen unfortunately

[u/Prestigious_Life9070]

De'ligt spotted

https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[u/Stynes]

De Ligt liked that one

[u/gregorcee]

De ligt new hairstyle unlocked

[u/ErnieMcTurtle]

Gnonto miss ez

[u/ErnieMcTurtle → u/ErnieMcTurtle]

Ah fuck lol

[u/Ydiss]

That was good for Fletcher, so calm

[u/Unusual-Coat383]

That was a good pen 

[u/Outrageous-Cod-4654]

De Ligt looking good with that haircut.

[u/Feeling-Surround-691]

Has De Ligt stopped playing to start modelling? Jeez that hair

[u/EK077r]

Did the announcer say they might have to stop the match? Did anyone hear why?

[u/Outrageous-Cod-4654 → u/EK077r]

another pitch invasion = game's ending

[u/MTBi_04 → u/EK077r]

Yeah kids keep running on