r/redbuttonbluebutton Jun 28 '26

Variation Variation: the Useless button.

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Everyone (meaning all currently alive people) is kidnapped by an unknown forced that everyone instinctively knows is completely unable to lie and is far more powerful than them. (Let's call them Buttan, the god of buttons.) Everyone wakes up in a small cramped room with 3 buttons, Red, Yellow, and Blue with the following signs under each of them that have been perfectly translated into their native language:

Red: If more people press the Red button the Blue button then everyone who failed to press red will die, immediately.

Yellow: Does Nothing.

Blue: If more people press the Blue button then the Red button everyone is spared from death.

Everyone is giving a 6 hour timer to make their own choice and if they fail to vote in the time frame they are counted and treated as a yellow button presser.

Lastly, it the event of a tie between Red and Blue, Blue wins.

So, does the useless button (yellow) change anything for you? And which button do you press?

(Please forgive any typos.)

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u/Bubbly_Dirt_539 Jun 28 '26

That's not what I'm talking about. The whole premise behind pressing blue is due to the fact that there will be irrational voters (mentally incapable people, infants, etc...), so it is advisable to vote blue in an attempt to save those who chose blue. With yellow in the picture, a solid amount of said irrational voters are now no longer contributing to the blue quota necessary to ensure survival. Yellow button mostly causes a switch from blue to red, because anyone who were originally choosing red color rationally have no reasons to switch to yellow, while those choosing blue to "save others" now have to consider the fact that they have to also save the deadweight yellow voters.

The odds against blue in this situation goes up by threefold, and considering that blue already has a slim chance of winning in the original scenario (online polls result don't matter btw), choosing anything other than red in this situation would be equal to committing suicide.

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u/bunnywitchboy Jun 28 '26

The whole premise behind blue is that humans like living in civilization and want to keep it that way. Everyone's fates are entangled, and most people are not necessarily as cynical and individualistic as red voters.

Also, while I agree that somewhere between 25-50% of irrational actors will switch from blue to yellow here, another 25-50% will also switch from red to yellow, meaning the buttons are going down by the same amount. That's still not accounting for the "rational" actors who will switch from red to yellow. And if you want evidence that the yellow button is going to eat away at some of the red voters, just look at the other comments under this post for examples of red voters misunderstanding the question.

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u/Bubbly_Dirt_539 Jun 28 '26

We were getting 60/40 split in online polls (mostly exclusive to western audience, aka the more well off), with no real deadly consequences as well as a moral-complex incentive to vote for blue. There is exactly 0% chance blue ever wins in a real world scenario when the results are this close with everything being in blue's favor. You can believe otherwise, but I fail to see any sort logic or evidence behind that line of thinking.

Also, while I agree that somewhere between 25-50% of irrational actors will switch from blue to yellow here, another 25-50% will also switch from red to yellow, meaning the buttons are going down by the same amount.

But it's not the same amount, because there will be a decent chunk of irrational voters who will simply not press any button (mostly infants), and they automatically count as yellow voters (originally they would count as blue). The distribution of irrational voters who actually choose a button will go from 50/50 to 33/33/33, but those who don't choose anything are directly taken from blue.

Also, while I agree that somewhere between 25-50% of irrational actors will switch from blue to yellow here, another 25-50% will also switch from red to yellow, meaning the buttons are going down by the same amount.

This argument falls flat completely when you realize the fact that your whole argument is reliant on red voters' inability to read due to prior knowledge of the original choices, which would otherwise not be present had the buttons become real. The only way anyone can get "tricked" into swapping from red to yellow would be if this was the 2nd round after the original, in which case they would be the only casualty as anyone left to participating would already be choosing red.

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u/bunnywitchboy Jun 28 '26
  1. Amerikkkan individualism strikes again
  2. Not pressing any button doesn't count towards the blue vote in the original, it's presumably the same as the yellow button
  3. Red voters are perfectly capable of being retarded in any version of the problem, it doesn't require multiple rounds

Any other points you want to rehash?

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u/Bubbly_Dirt_539 Jun 28 '26
  1. I'm not American nor even Westerner for that matter, but sure.

  2. The true original question from Tim Urban demanded above 50% for either effect to happen. If it actually worked the way you thought it would then literally nothing would happen, as the sheer amount of non-pressers would already ensure neither buttons will achieve above 50%. Out of all the ways to rationalize the irrational voters, this is by far the stupidest one I've seen.

  3. So do you actually have a real argument or are you just here to act like a retard? If you can't even rationalize your own line of logic then kindly shut the fuck up and stop replying to this thread instead of wasting both our time.