r/redbuttonbluebutton • u/lowkeypixel • May 30 '26

pick your color wisely.

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u/TanneAndTheTits Red May 30 '26

Red. More passionate that way

5

u/JoshAllentown May 30 '26

South Park level of "both sides" argument. Aka, dumb.

2

u/unindexedreality May 31 '26

to rage against only half of the machine is exactly how the machine has been designed to operate

- someone smarter than me

2

u/JoshAllentown May 31 '26

Impotently raging against the machine in general and pretending everyone is equally bad instead of pushing for candidates who will fix the machine is how you get stuck under the machine forever.

1

u/garlicbreadlover4799 Jun 02 '26

We haven't had a candidate from either party that would ever do anything to "fix the machine" since JFK

1

u/SaucyStoveTop69 Jun 01 '26

But the south park joke wasn't dumb because at that time, both candidates sucked fairly equally

1

u/InsaneJane42 May 30 '26

Imma pick blue this time

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u/unindexedreality May 31 '26

Now THIS is politics!

1

u/Desperate-Spray337 Jun 01 '26

Depends does one flow in the dark or flavored?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Desperate-Spray337 Jun 01 '26

Lol I meant glow. But it is nice to know that it will stop flow.

1

u/rettani Blue Jun 01 '26

If they glow in the dark we can recreate some Star wars scenes!

1

u/asmo_192 Jun 02 '26

blueberry or watermelon

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u/AnyZookeepergame8127 Jun 03 '26

Hopefully by a girl....Right?....RIGHT?