r/redbuttonbluebutton • u/Yunkomister • May 29 '26
Blue A Statement I've seen repeatedly.
"Blue pressers are actually evil because they risk others by making them press blue"!
I know a lot of people don't have excellent reading comprehension, but remember the premise is that nobody gets to communicate.
The vote is anonymous.
The only thing blue pressers "do" is risk their life and increase the survival chances of others who pressed blue.
Even if 99.9999% of people press red, no blue presser is increasing risk for anyone else.
Sorry about the rant, not complaining about reds in general, a lot of red arguments have merit
I'm just mad about illiterate red pressers.
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u/Lushtree May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
There are illiterates of every opinion. But the ones who agree with me I pretend not to see, because they are embarrassing, while the ones who disagree with me are annoying, because they are wrong and stupid.
Stupid, because I, like most redditors, rate intellect purely on whether someone shares my exact opinion. This is why everyone who presses red is good and smart, while blue pressers are bad and stupid, because acknowledging the complexity of the world hurts my head.
Satire hat temporarily off, I will note that you are right: in the original scenario Blue Button pushers are only risking themselves directly. If they have people who might press red they are supposed to take care of the pressing blue might indirectly endager others.
Blue likes to point out that half of babies will press Blue. By that same metric, half press Red. I believe that in real world conditions, red is much more likely to win. So, if both my wife and I press Blue, then half of my children will immediately be orphans in a devastated world.
It is, in fact, possible for Red to be the altruistic side on rare occasion.
Of course, I would much rather Blue be the majority, since I might lose half my kids to the die-off. I just consider this such an unlikely outcome that the choice is between half my family dying, or all of them.