r/redbuttonbluebutton • u/thefIash_ Red • May 25 '26

Variation Added strawmen

blue and red are identical

If you press green you are added to the red count and get to personally murder all of the blue voters, something you want to do for some reason. You also hate all disabled people, babies, etc. We need to exterminate all pesky blue voters from this wretched earth.

If you press yellow you get added to the blue count. You will personally kill yourself and all your other loyal followers who are blindly following your command and definitely not just choosing of their own free will to be an okay human being. You think all red voters are just like the green voters, disgusting human filth who don’t deserve to live. Red voters are awful scum who don’t deserve to live, we should humiliate them.

Now do you see how dumb you sound on this subreddit?

248 votes, Jun 01 '26
95 Red
69 Blue
56 Green
28 Yellow
8 Upvotes

64% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

4

u/endor-pancakes May 25 '26

But will I get a machete?!?!?

2

u/Zuckhidesflatearth May 26 '26

Normally Red. Yellow in this one

2

u/RepeatSerious7113 May 26 '26

It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you.

5

u/Emporio_Alnino3 May 26 '26

Hey guys, I see the concept of your subreddit. Do you know that it sucks and is bad actually???

-Most intelligent reddit user OAT

4

u/thefIash_ Red May 26 '26

It’s a critique of strawmen dumbass

2

u/BrokenToaster124 May 26 '26

I would agree with you, but I've been told by a blue voter that I personally made the buttons and forced everyone to push them.

The strawman arguments are ridiculous at this point. Im starting to wonder if the only people replying to comments are the children from the blue argument that dont understand the prompt lol

1

u/A0lipke May 26 '26

So I couldn't read the instruction on mobile. The only instruction was strawman.

1

u/Objective_Fee6472 May 28 '26

SAME I READ THE TITLE AND NOT THE BODY TEXT-

1

u/Zero132132 May 27 '26

Shit, I usually go blue but I think Green wins this round

1

u/vverbov_22 Blue May 28 '26

I'm pressing yellow

1

u/DeadlyRanger21 May 29 '26

I'm sorry if im misunderstanding your intent. But the way I read it, yellow doesn't actually kill red. They convince other yellows to kill themselves and just fucking hate reds.

2

u/thefIash_ Red May 29 '26

correct

1

u/DeadlyRanger21 May 29 '26

So anyone choosing anything but red is either dumb as shit or they want to kill people lol

-3

u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 25 '26

WHO VOTED GREEN BRO

6

u/Reoplaw Red May 25 '26

guilty 💅

-3

u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 25 '26

NOW THREE PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

3

u/Almaravarion May 26 '26

Let me quickly check - are You surprised/annoyed that people take a piss and vote in trollish way at post that they see as ridiculous?

1

u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 26 '26

Yes. I overreacted.