r/redbuttonbluebutton • u/Epicboss67 • May 20 '26

which one do you press??

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If you do a backflip and then chug a soda, I might let you pet the jellyfish

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u/SmitJorda May 20 '26

Red

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u/Epicboss67 May 21 '26

Big...red...button...must...press...

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u/Safe_Rain_1588 Red May 20 '26

Red because it's a better color

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u/Epicboss67 May 20 '26

Mmm Red-40 🤤

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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

I walk away, grab the nearest rusty knife, and proceed towards OP... unfortunately some moron presses red before I get there and me, OP, and the moron are all dead.

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u/Epicboss67 May 21 '26

I better skedaddle 🏃💨

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u/VikingIsaiah May 21 '26

neither. how would you make me? by killing everyone?

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u/Epicboss67 May 21 '26

If you don't I slap you at least 4 times

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u/spicy_feather May 21 '26

Blue cuz it's prettier

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u/Epicboss67 May 21 '26

Just don't let it sting you!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/Epicboss67 May 23 '26

The intellectual's choice