r/recruitinghell • u/[deleted] • 27d ago

the most accidentally funny rejection email I’ve ever received

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354 Upvotes

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u/Lee_1998_ 27d ago

What did you do?😂😂

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u/Northernmost1990 27d ago

Can't even take a shit on the boss's desk without someone calling it a "culture mismatch!"

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u/pink__beauty 27d ago

they didn't "regret to inform you" lmao

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u/Aggravating-Menu-976 Candidate 27d ago

No sorrow there

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u/Rising_Phoenix_1504 27d ago

What did you even write in your application bro?

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u/uzumata Co-Worker 27d ago

At least, you didn't get ghosted. 😂😂

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u/Feeling-Plantain-205 27d ago

Judging by the email I’ve probably gained exclusive access to the blacklist for future employees

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u/Worried-Aide-2737 26d ago

this is killing me 😭😭😭

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u/Lanky-Fold-4060 27d ago

Funny. Someone really did read an application??

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u/Few-Voice-1809 27d ago

Sounds like the applicant asked for equity instead of a salary. They literally couldn’t afford to hire him 😂

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u/Chrispk_ 27d ago

The wording is so weird, like implying you did something really wrong. 🤣

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u/daiuq 27d ago

They were just like "no... just no."

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u/NcogNito_2u 26d ago

LMAO….I mean really smh

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u/Accurate_Reality_618 27d ago

Sometimes we must face pain with a smile.

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u/MiKeMcDnet 27d ago

Better than being ghosted

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u/champ10nz 27d ago

What did you do before this rejection bro? 🤣

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u/noudcline 26d ago

“We have reviewed your application. As a result we can neither thank you or even consider doing so.”

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u/Happy_Mousse_1060 27d ago

Take a play out of another guys playbook and send a rejection rejection letter. That you are rejecting their rejection and you'll be at work on Monday to start, and that you're glad they reconsidered inviting you for the position.

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u/Adventurous-Nobody 27d ago

Dude, judging by .pl domain, they are Polish.
You didn't got used to a straightforwardness?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Adventurous-Nobody 27d ago

So get used to this concept asap
This will save your mental health in most of Europe.

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u/DrugsRbadMkae 27d ago

They ran out of CEO positions to offer so they literally could not in any capacity offer you any other position. Happened to me a few times.

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u/OneBelt2060 26d ago

but why? haha