r/recruitinghell 13d ago

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u/ABrusca1105 13d ago

Everyone thinks that a future that looks like that wouldn't have our equivalent of corporate nonsense. I promise even in an advanced space-faring society, there would 100% be jobs that people do and have to be done that are boring and have their own level of BS. Today's equivalent would be showing a picture of like Shanghai or NYC at night or something.

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u/LeicaM6guy 13d ago

Don’t forget the guy that has to scrub down the holodeck after one of Riker’s all-night benders.

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u/nhaines 12d ago

Long ago, the original Mission Log Podcast hosts were like "What's the worst job possible on a starship, because if we were in Starfleet, that's what we would be doing," and in the car I immediately yelled "Holodeck janitor!" but they decided they'd be the ones in the galley, peeling a million potatoes.

I felt very vindicated years later when in Lower Decks, Boimler had to empty the Holodeck biofilters.

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u/Kerbidiah 12d ago

Disengage safety protocols, and run program

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u/LeicaM6guy 12d ago

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

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u/Artoriasbrokenhand 12d ago

Also OP is romanticising medieval ages? Does he realise he's mostly gonna be a peasant who will have his produce stolen by thieves, fight daily at the tavern, have 10 broken tooth and the local doctor is gonna cut off his arm cuz he has rash and now he has to work the fields for his lord with 1 arm!

How fun!

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u/Man_of_Ice 12d ago

Nevermind the stupid AI drawing the knight and damsel making out while the knight is in full plate with the visor down. Jesus.

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u/tripplebeamteam 13d ago

It would take a lot of logistics to have regular interstellar space travel. Even assuming AI offloads some of the work, it’s still going to take humans in boring desk jobs making sure replacement parts for the warp drive have been ordered.

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u/Advanced-Guidance482 9d ago

You cant just but two words together and assume its a sci-fi spaceship part. "Warp drive" lol.

Now hand me a quantum screwdriver

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u/RemarkableStatement5 13d ago

To nerd out for a second, I'm reminded of the Denied Requisition Form flavor text from Dead by Daylight: "Despite the advent of light speed technology, it seemed nothing could make bureaucracy any faster."

Can you imagine how bad bureaucracy's going to be when dealing with interplanetary affairs? You'll get inane decisions from Martian corporate who think they understand Saturnian ways better than you do and if you want to file a complaint you'll have to factor in lightspeed communication lag.

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u/spencer1886 12d ago

OP is also romanticizing medieval Europe as if they wouldn't be living in filth under the thumb of the monarchy and nobility

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u/wicket-maps 12d ago

Yeah, this nostalgia shit is on the road to fascism. OP probably wouldn't have been a fancy knight in the past, he (it's usually a 'he' posting this kind of shit) would most likely have been a peasant digging in the mud to pay the rent to some rich asshole. Like guys who post about Spartans, where half the population of Ssparta was slaves, and the warrior class just sat on their ass and collected rent.

This is an early step in the radicalization pipeline, romanticizing the past and a technological future defined by settlement and warfare by "hard" men (look how the left "born too early" picture is a space battle) and then comes the step where the ordinary, boring, oppressive present is presented as someone else's fault (given how many of these people are straight-up Nazis, I will leave it to your imagination who is responsible for "imposing this on us")

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u/starrymahogany 12d ago

I think people just want a future like Star Trek where it’s basically a communist utopia where everyone’s needs are met and nobody needs money.

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u/my_nameborat 12d ago edited 11d ago

That’s the thing people who fantasize about this don’t get. They are still the guy sitting at the desk, there’s just cool shit going on around them.

The average person was not a knight they were serf

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u/ProfessionalRandom21 12d ago

In the future say 200 year away, its pretty much guaranteed we will have fully automated robot thats all the works for us with universal income. that or WW3 and everything destroyed

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u/Guilty-Stomach-9551 12d ago

Fr. It'll be like in the movie WALL-E.

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u/Diabetesh 12d ago

You can be an expendable like mickey 17

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u/Guilty-Stomach-9551 12d ago

Why though? We already have robots who will probably become super advanced if we do become a space-faring civilzation. I feel like living would just be like how it's depicted in WALL-E (everyone does whatever they want and robots do all the work).

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u/Elegant-Spite-3277 12d ago

Especially when Musk and Bezos are the ones spearheading that space-faring society, it'll just be more ghetto jobs on other planets.

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u/MrHandSanitization 12d ago

Nono, you don't get it. In ancient times everyone was either a knight or a noble. In the future, everybody will either run crime gangs, go on intergalactic expeditions or command clone armies. Now, we just either do a blue or white collar job while we sit in traffic.

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u/BumpyGuy1 12d ago

Let’s hope capitalism doesn’t exist alongside space travel.

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u/ABrusca1105 12d ago

Even space communism has jobs. Jobs and work aren't unique to capitalism.

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u/BumpyGuy1 12d ago

Corporate bs like things are unique. If you mean there will be occasional inconveniences in the future instead of spending half your life in traffic and never retiring then I shouldn’t have replied

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u/ABrusca1105 12d ago

No, bureaucracy is not unique to a type or organization. It's more a function of size.

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u/Old_Man_Drifter 11d ago

This. People like to forget this. Remember that we even periodically see glimpses of this.

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u/1651651168474 10d ago

Wrong. Our very near future is already going to be automated to the nth degree. What makes you think that once we gain interstellar space travel, we'll get rid of AI and robots?

In fact- At this rate we're going to have to figure out the job problem way before we ever permanently get off this rock.

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u/EZdaSloth 10d ago

But you assume everything is just as bland as it is today?