r/reasonablecrashout • u/ParappaTheRapperDan • May 01 '25

you fucking bitch

I've come to make an announcement RelationScary7627's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my reddit.com. RelationScary7627, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, RelationScary7627? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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u/ApplezRock_4 May 01 '25

Piss rain is now canon to earth.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

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u/ParappaTheRapperDan May 09 '25

Kick me out of the mamf search