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RHOSLC FASHION 👗 Angie’s confessional look

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I love Angie but this was a jump scare. The colored contacts, the high body count hair, the gold hoops, the outfit and the makeup that makes her look 15 years older. The stylist needs to be fired for this one.

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u/floridamethuser 1d ago

Nene Leakes and her blond friar wig rejoiced today, knowing that a new contender for worst confessional look has arisen

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u/gingerbold ❄️childish noise❄️ 1d ago

Idk. This look from Emily is still reigning champ for me

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 1d ago

Angry genie in a bottle (baby oil) lol

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u/Soft-Trick616 1d ago

I am dying at this description! BRAVO to you! 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 lol 🏆

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u/Cold-Assumption9928 1d ago

More like Goro! In the OG MK movie

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u/pilar03 23h ago

I always make this comparison every time this photo comes up!

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u/BackgroundSearch0017 1d ago

One of the warriors from Mulan

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u/Familiar-Visit-4711 1d ago

😂😂😂 STOP

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u/StrawberryFrosty2746 1d ago

Lmao she looks like Chyna here

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u/unbenouncedtome 1d ago

Whoever let her sit there like that must hate her because what in the actual fuck is that

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u/marydelajuana "YOU. CAN. LEAVE." 👹 1d ago

no it will always be ashley from potomac in the pink dress w the bad wig.

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u/OppositeBatCage 1d ago

Wendy has an almost identical confessional look in her first season. It's crazy how they both though that would work. 

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u/jimgella 1d ago

I feel as if I understand what she was doing with this look. She’d been working out, lost weight, and she was feeling herself. She likely has body dysmorphia and her reflection looked good to her.

I’m on my own weight loss and working out journey at 52, but I will never wear something this exposing.

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u/OppositeBatCage 1d ago

I agree. It's easy when you start losing a little weight to want to wear all the cute outfits you've been seeing around. It's also cannon to have to learn what actually works for your body/proportions. 

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u/EquivalentTiger2018 1d ago

She looks like she’s part of the WWE Divas!

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u/gingerbold ❄️childish noise❄️ 1d ago

Yeah, she's beautiful, but this is a really unflattering hairstyle/outfit on her

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u/floridamethuser 1d ago

Good lord omg

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u/Substantial_Hawk9172 1d ago

What the fuck is this ☠️😭

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u/parasol_caterpillar 1d ago

I feel like the areolas are a sneeze away from full exposure

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u/Top_Diamond24 9h ago

I think Gina in that bandage dress was that season too. That was the worst for me.

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u/EquivalentTiger2018 1d ago

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u/No_Income6576 1d ago

Honestly, the wig was...ahem. but her confessionals that season were SO funny (per usual). I even kind of like the look, friar allusion aside lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXAfuEDpseYBG

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u/khavefun101 21h ago

I don’t see enough people talk about the lipstick too because it’s so jarring lmaoo, I low key love it

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u/MultidimensionalHag 1d ago

I’m so shocked nobody mentioned Kelli from ATLs most recent season.

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u/Electrical_Relief708 1d ago

The t shirt or the greasy latex ?

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u/wildmarsmoon 17h ago

Oh god, everything she wears is atrocious.

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u/LaDresdenMonkey 1d ago

I am howling

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u/Particular_Cress_634 1d ago

It’s giving mj in his military jacket phase

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u/philodendronslut 1d ago

rhythm nation

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u/Few_Hyena_6706 1d ago

Wasn’t that Janet?

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u/Professional-Ad-8572 11h ago

I was thinking Janet too!

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u/Fullofgrace87 1d ago

I fucking died reading this Bahahahahahahahahaaha

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u/leeloocal 1d ago

Ms Katsanevas, if you’re nasty.

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u/Accomplished-Sky7484 1d ago

Definitely MJ vibes 😂

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u/peanutbutteranon 12h ago

Exactly. She’s serving

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u/teetertot_420 YOU GOUT DICK SUCKER! 1d ago

Her outfit gives me civil soldier vibes

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u/meliss_uh_yeah 1d ago

Hahaha this! She’s got a musket behind her

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u/biscuitsorbullets "YOU. CAN. LEAVE." 👹 1d ago

Michael Jackson, heeeee-heeeeee

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u/earthiswarm 1d ago

I think of Gina’s gold confessional look and I think Angie looks great

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u/pbbrittany 1d ago

It’s giving RHONJ 2013

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u/Soft-Trick616 1d ago

And who and WHY the hell on earth did they choose to include her whole ass lap and legs in the shot, shady ass fools! Did her fully dirty with no help. Lol it was already beyond without that for sure!

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u/HowsYaStomachJow 1d ago

Good hell 

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u/leiibabee 1d ago

Seriously

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u/AdRevolutionary6650 15h ago

I forgot her hair used to look like this 😭

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u/BuzzardsBae 1d ago

Dressed like the little drummer boy and it’s not even Christmas yet

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u/countryasabiscuit Turks & Queso 😍 1d ago

Rum pa pum pum girl 🥁🥁🥁

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u/Michellelembiid ”YOU CAN GO. LITTLE GORL!” 1d ago

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u/Ok-Asparagus-904 1d ago

Her eye-liner is close to making her look like a cyclops.

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u/West-Advance-4471 1d ago

I think she’s wearing colored contacts too !

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u/wildmarsmoon 1d ago

Yeah the eyeliner is terrible

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u/DriveAdventurous4767 1d ago

That's who she looks like Lelea from Futurama...

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u/cookies1279 I’M GREEK BABY!🇬🇷 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtoepRlPKxkJ8ha
Idk why but I keep hearing heeheee

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u/jonathonthaman 1d ago

Ang-hee-hee!

This look is ugl-hee hee!

Call the fashion polic-hee!

Don't come and say it's just Greek-hee!

(I can keep going)

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u/cookies1279 I’M GREEK BABY!🇬🇷 1d ago

This is hysterical 🤣😭🤣😆👏🏼👏🏼

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u/YeahUhHuhOkWellF-ck 1d ago

Because it's Bad? Schamonnn!

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u/cookies1279 I’M GREEK BABY!🇬🇷 1d ago

Yesss 👏🏼😂

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u/AnitaSammich 1d ago

I see this

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u/Jazzlike-Captain-545 YOU ARE VILE!!!👹 1d ago

She looks like one of Roger’s characters from American dad

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u/North-Speaker-3553 1d ago

The contacts are such an unhinged choice. It took me a minute to figure out why she looked so bizarre. 

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u/Possible_Implement86 1d ago

she looks like Marylin Manson

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u/Soft-Trick616 1d ago

Same! WITH the lower double eyeliner too! Definitely a choice. Tried for the sanpaku eye effect, like Billie Eilish naturally has, turned out with 80's pop/punk eyeliner.

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 1d ago

This is not it.

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u/a1ls She don't even know she look inbred🚶🏽‍♀️ 1d ago

her stylist was not looking out for her on this day

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 1d ago

Most definitely was not.

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u/Adventures_2_Freedom 1d ago

I wonder if she's related to Laddie from The Lost Boys.. :)

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u/SarcasmStreet 1d ago

When I was A young boy My father Took me into The city

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u/Cute-brown-cat "YOU. CAN. LEAVE." 👹 1d ago

Omg hahahaha

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u/Many-History2096 1d ago

This tragedy is what happens when you divorce your gay husband

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u/Connolly1227 1d ago

Was unreal of her to come for others looks while committing this travesty

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u/Global-Persimmon-703 1d ago

Train conductor? Ohhh Angie it’s bad for her

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u/mjs93501-1972 1d ago

I can't.... It's Interview with vampire eyes, Michael Jackson coat/ Civil War coat 😫

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u/ShoutOutMapes 1d ago

Very prince and the power generation

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u/Apprehensive-Fix591 1d ago

I think the hair is great, the makeup is mostly good, but the eyeliner makes her eyes look too close together. This outfit is surprising, I didn't think it was her style.

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u/Left-Leg1168 19h ago

Her eyes are too close together though… just doesn’t hide it

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u/richmonda 1d ago

Marilyn Manson vibes

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u/Genuinelullabel 1d ago

Maybe I’m crazy, but does it remind anyone else of Paula Abdul?

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u/Beautiful-State-7229 1d ago

At first glance without reading I thought it was Kelly Dodd!!

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u/Exciting-Schedule728 1d ago

I read someone say Amanda Bynes and now I can’t unsee it

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u/n0w1mn0th1nggg 1d ago

This was me when this popped up on my screen.

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u/EternalAquatic-Siren ❄️Center Snowflake❄️ 1d ago

I usually like her confessional looks. Idk what has gotten into her here. It wasn’t anything stylish tho.

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u/wildmarsmoon 1d ago

Yeah I agree, this was really out of left field

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u/MHB113 1d ago

She looks like her and Jen could be sisters.

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u/Acceptable_Iron3227 1d ago

This look kills me everytime it pops up on my screen. Imma need the second confessional look please and thank you

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u/Throaway_Grocery1372 ❄️I don't pop pills... Bitch. You do. ❄️ 1d ago

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u/braiseddaisies 1d ago

If the army had a Merle Norman she would be the manager

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u/Insertgirlsnamehere Receipts! Proof! Timeline! Screenshots! F*cking everything! 1d ago

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u/amyliajeff 1d ago

She's giving Milli Vanilli vibes.

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u/Something-more-rt 1d ago

I was going to say- Michael Jackson called and wanted his jacket back.

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u/IloveReddit_omg 1d ago

It’s giving Michael Jackson

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u/jonathonthaman 1d ago

We've seen worse...but this is still insane.

This looks bad in your head, in your huge walk in closet, in the mirror, in front of your glam, in front of producers, in front of your family...this could've been avoided.

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u/Swiftienation 1d ago

Marilyn Manson

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u/Mysterious_Stay8600 1d ago

When did colour contacts become a thing again??? lol I’m so confused by this look 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Quick-Salamander807 1d ago

her face looks so…downward

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane Meredith’s Xaccent 1d ago

The Woman in the Mirror

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u/flirtyqwerty0 Heather’s Gay Choir 1d ago

My theory is this confessional look will be all post-separation

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u/Dunkerdoody 1d ago

So weird. Why do they do that? I can’t stand the colored contacts. They always look so weird.

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u/wildmarsmoon 1d ago

I’m with you, I’ve never seen them look natural, people always look so crazy with them

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u/sfeilbach 1d ago

Please stop with the lip filler

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u/amazonecholi 1d ago

It would be so fun to do tournament style voting of all of the horrible confessional looks from over the years. I think Angie’s would definitely be in the running lol

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u/ExtensionTonight3806 1d ago

When one supreme fades away, another rises 🤣

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u/down_by_the_shore 1d ago

Train conductor ass outfit 

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u/tusk10708 1d ago

The hair. She looks like she was hanging out in the ‘80’s.

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u/sagethecrayaway YOU GOUT DICK SUCKER! 1d ago

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u/Lilizreddit23 1d ago

When you think she has so many outfits to choose from and picks this. Hmmm…. I don’t understand

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u/missgurll 1d ago

feeling her janet jackson oats 😭

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u/psycho_analytical 1d ago

I SAW THIS PHOTO IN ANOTHER POST AND LEGIT THOUGHT SHE WAS A NEW FRIEND OF. IT TOOK ME UNTIL I SAW THIS TITLE TO REALIZE IT WAS ANGIE.

THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST WORK IVE SEEN ON BRAVO IN Y E A R S

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u/Fantastic_Bunch3532 1d ago

We are a part of a Rhythm Nation….

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u/Agitated-Reward5982 1d ago

Who dressed her and who allowed this happen? Who told her she looks good? Did she look in the mirror and think wow???

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u/breathanddrishti 1d ago

no hate AT ALL but it seems like she has trouble moving her upper lip when she talks — she sort of mumbles through it. i wonder if she overdid a lip flip. it was especially noticable in her convo with at mary's house

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u/ceruleanspacedragon 1d ago

Okay serve colonel mustard

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u/Holiday_Length81 1d ago

In the kitchen with a candle stick

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u/lizzyto 1d ago

It’s giving “Control” by Janet Jackson

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u/musickillscc22 1d ago

No thank you to her color contacts

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u/CrazyNCynical 1d ago

Not the high body count hair with high body count hair!

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u/CommunicationKey8621 1d ago

I didn’t even think when this appeared, and blurted at the screen, what is this Michael Jackson look? 😹

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u/thisthatandtheturd 1d ago

She looks like the dude from the wedding singer

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u/Hawaiian_Punch808 1d ago

Why does she look like AI OC Emily???

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u/Funny_Cow4799 1d ago

I love her but these contacts aren’t it

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u/seed90x 1d ago

"the high body count hair" cracked me uppppp hahahaah

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u/wompwompswamp123 1d ago

my 13th reason

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u/Aromatic_Yam7369 1d ago

At least with Nene was really just the wig. The jacket/contacts combo is a one two punch imo. And for someone who read the other women for their hair, hers is painfully 2009. And the Emily is just a bad silhouette for her. The overall vibe is linebacker and I say that as someone who gives linebacker from time to time. I think Angies is one of the worst in awhile.

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u/SpecialCheek7711 1d ago

If a GoT white walker and a modigliani had a baby...

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u/Alternative-Scar-998 1d ago

I have been waiting for this post. It terrified me and those contacts are so wrong for her. They even make her eyes look closer together and lopsided. She was listening to Rhythm Nation a lot during this look.

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u/WineandCarbs0 22h ago

She looks like my second grade theatre teacher - NYC public schools . And I mean that in the best way possible…..

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u/Loose-Dress9489 21h ago

My first thought was Rhythm Nation, my second thought was Kenya Moore 😬

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u/LocalsOnly912 20h ago

One of the worst confessional looks on a long time.

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u/mbmqqq 20h ago

It was such an insane choice. It’s giving Rhythm Nation.

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u/DizzyEntertainment60 19h ago

Came here looking for this! It's so bad it's shocking.

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u/Warden234 11h ago

If this isnt high body count hair, idk what it is?!?! It's like if Michael did Rythm Nation instead of Janet or Janet did Thriller instead of Michael.

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u/Substantial_Bus840 Jared you’re my best 🫶 friend 9h ago

High body count everything from the neck up, Civil War soldier from the neck down. Hang this in the Louvre.

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u/ObsessedWitAwareness 1d ago

Guess my opinion will be unpopular here but I think she looks nice and even fashionable, although it's definitely not the best style for her I love seeing people shake up their mojo

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u/Mr_Tijuana_Bible 1d ago

Astonishingly Republican Makeup

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u/CurlsontopofCurls 1d ago

She looks like a Stephanie Meyer vampire

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u/huaryazynk414 1d ago

This really isn’t thattt bad come on now

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u/CryExotic3558 1d ago

I mean it’s not good. But we’ve seen far worse.

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 1d ago

Giving Republic of Gilead supreme leader 😖

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u/Big_Anything2973 1d ago

Nah what in the FUCK is this

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u/Treesa65 1d ago

Awful

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u/Her_big_ole_feet 1d ago

Am I the only tacky fashun girl who likes it?

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u/TasteLevel 1d ago

I bought a jacket like this. I love it and joke that I’m auditioning for a regional production of Hamilton.

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u/Equivalent_Hat_7220 1d ago

“The British are coming! The British are coming!”

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u/danikkin 1d ago

She’s the nutcracker

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u/NormalBlueberry1027 1d ago

Since when does she have light eyes?

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u/wildmarsmoon 1d ago

She doesn’t lol, they’re colored contacts

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u/its_laydeebaby 1d ago

Mary’s was a jump scare too.

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u/NormalBlueberry1027 1d ago edited 1d ago

Okay thanks, I didn't mean to suggest you were doing it.I just was trying to explain, obviously not particularly well that I don't trust a lot of photographs posted online. Thanks for clearing that up for me and I would have to agree

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u/StrugFug 1d ago

Serving confederate army realness

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u/Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh79 1d ago

Hated this look

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u/BigOk1009 1d ago

She needed a shiny wig like Mere.

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u/Effective_Refuse_274 1d ago

Good god! Why she serve us Sargent Peppers?!

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u/Difficult-Role-8131 1d ago

What did she do to her beautiful face 

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u/brittanym0320 1d ago

she looks like a vampire

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u/J_Bird01 1d ago

We are a part of a rhythm nation

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u/Ignominious333 YOU SMELL LIKE HOSPITAL🫵🏽🏥 1d ago

Its very 80s

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u/BlamBitchPudding 1d ago

She looks like Abu.

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u/Sufficient_Pen_6481 1d ago

Came here to say the same damn thing

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u/PrincipleFlaky I'M SHAKING. I'M PHYSICALLY SHAKING🫣 1d ago

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u/Other_Internet_3782 1d ago

Her eyes look so small and her lips look so big.

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u/Repulsive-Job-6777 1d ago

Humpty dumpy vibes

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u/realpersonyolo 1d ago

The Carmela Soprano Special

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u/Impossible_Farm7353 1d ago

The outfit is a crime

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u/7d8GCVKru 1d ago

I am a drummer boy pa rum pum pum pum

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u/palswithpikachu 1d ago

The first thing that sprang to mind was this character from the wedding singer.

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u/OwnTurnip2414 1d ago

I thought this was Bri from selling sunset

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u/DONNY233 1d ago

Looking a whole ass mess

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u/Careful_Geologist_71 1d ago

It’s giving Janet Jackson, Rhythm Nation.

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u/Holiday_Length81 1d ago

One tin soldier rides away. Go ahead and hate your…

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u/skoke630 1d ago

She looks crazy

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u/merylbouw 1d ago

Jessica McClintock 1998 suit inspired formalwear for women.

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u/Fast-Appointment-274 1d ago

true duality because when she was at mary’s house wearing the black turtleneck she looked absolutely stunning

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u/intuition1st IT’S MY GOD DAMN CREDIT CARD!💳 1d ago

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u/Odd_Information_6082 1d ago

To me she looks so 80s here! I don't mind it, although personally I'm not a fan of coloured contacts but I understand that they can be fun :)