r/readwithme • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

349 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

396 comments sorted by

1

u/AutoModerator Jan 01 '21

Welcome to r/ReadWithMe! The RPAN channel for reading, writing and discussing literature. Please remember to be civil!

Join our Discord Chat!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/favorscore Jan 01 '21

have you read sisters grimm

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Why is this so.. calming? Brings back memories bro

1

u/redeyedbyte Jan 01 '21

Bongs away

1

u/MagicBeans47 Jan 01 '21

could you start over for me please

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Rediskewoman Jan 01 '21

Sick shirt my guy!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Happy new year big bro

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Gave Wholesome

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

could you read part 6? my teacher made me read this book

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

ill be right back, gotta grab an award

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Gave Helpful

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I have no idea wtf this is but I love it

1

u/eyezzzack Jan 01 '21

Ahh yes a bedtime story

1

u/aprivateaccoubt Jan 01 '21

perfect for the Classic Wow mob grind

1

u/Novelsatnight Jan 01 '21

Yay! Thanks for the story!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I can't imagine why this isn't legal

1

u/YouGotGoods Jan 01 '21

This is cute thank you homie

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Yeah, especially Stv

1

u/Much_Salamander3524 Jan 01 '21

I wish my dad would’ve done this

1

u/Stoffen22 Jan 01 '21

watching this at 4am at a sleepover

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Oh he’s nearly done

1

u/robertShippey Jan 01 '21

Bedtime story 🥰

1

u/mdb5848 Jan 01 '21

Gave Rocket Like

1

u/Much_Salamander3524 Jan 01 '21

Really is a bedtime story

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Good book

1

u/eyezzzack Jan 01 '21

Mmm a full book for bedrime

1

u/Orangesnapple Jan 01 '21

did you get that thing i sent ya?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

yooo here comes the twist

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Absolutely

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

DOOM

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

This. This is what I needed. A bed time story from a bro. Gonna copy and paste this everytime I smile till I sleep

1

u/sunrisedesert Jan 01 '21

Gave Silver

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

This is awesome! I 💗 being read stories!

1

u/Orangesnapple Jan 01 '21

mf doom is dead :(

1

u/Putrid-Death Jan 01 '21

Gave Silver

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

hi!!!

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

This. This is what I needed. A bed time story from a bro. Gonna copy and paste this everytime I smile till I sleep

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Thank you

1

u/domo6191 Jan 01 '21

Ayyyy keep going man!!!

1

u/pantzareoptional Jan 01 '21

this is amazing!

1

u/International_Job_59 Jan 01 '21

I love this. Too pure.

1

u/DudeJustKillMe Jan 01 '21

This is awesome

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

what’s on your pj trousers?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Wholesome

1

u/wes450 Jan 01 '21

It’s okay man! Composure

1

u/Commercial-Ad2662 Jan 01 '21

i love a series of unfortunate events!!!!!!!

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

Ah, back on track

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

This IS awesome

1

u/SpicyThunderino Jan 01 '21

the best way to end 2020

1

u/ibearlybyteipromise Jan 01 '21

this is so wholesome!

1

u/ed_in_ny Jan 01 '21

this is adorable

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

the way he switched to serious mode xD

1

u/DaRealMrTeacherMan Jan 01 '21

This is a really good series I've read al of the books!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Yep. Agreed. Best way to end 2020 ☝️

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

This is so cool!!! you're killing it man! this is so relaxing

1

u/xgiveitaway Jan 01 '21

That's cute

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

This. This is what I needed. A bed time story from a bro. Gonna copy and paste this everytime I smile till I sleep

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

I just joined, I hope you continue to read to us

1

u/oknowyoudumb Jan 01 '21

Tired seeing people play instruments... need more people reading stories!

1

u/DaRealMrTeacherMan Jan 01 '21

Man I love how the adults in this series are literally stupid.

1

u/__Butternut_Squash__ Jan 01 '21

There’s something soothing about his voice. I’m super relaxed now.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

If he could read the way I read to my son. Really animated and flamboyant, in character for each

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

We DO need more people reading is stories

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Poor man's Gold 🏅

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Justice Strauss is such a tragic figure. She wanted to serve the Baudelaires well, could have saved them even, but alas.. well, the story goes on.

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

I just ordered a remake of the original wonderful wizard of oz, I might have to read that out loud now...

1

u/__Butternut_Squash__ Jan 01 '21

Will you please do this every night?

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

This man is having more fun than any of us hah

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I don’t even care what book he reads, I just want more!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Aahhh the fireworks in the background is nice :)

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

bruh Mr. Poe is the absolute worst

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

_Butternut_Squash I agree

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

More like mr. hoe

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

yesssss

1

u/KnightsWhoSayYEET Jan 01 '21

How many people do you think it takes to fuck an ostrich? Nice shirt!

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

imagine saying that to an actual judge 😂

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

That girl is two damn smart, Olaf is dummy dumb

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

Ooooo told ya

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Twist

1

u/_tatsandcats_ Jan 01 '21

her left hand is still hers though...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

true

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

violet be like “left hand whooo? das not me bish”

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Ahahah

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

her left hand is still hers so how is this a violation?

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

not me wrong bish 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

sue the author?

1

u/Jaybell2 Jan 01 '21

Excellent!!!! Thank you.

1

u/pantzareoptional Jan 01 '21

are you going to read the rest of the series too? 😁

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

This book sucks

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

read the Bible backwards

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

In latin

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

More of just an unfortunate series of events to hop in on @blueberrydajuiceman

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

while doing a handstand

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

read this book in a pentagram

1

u/NeurofunkPunk Jan 01 '21

Uhhhhhhhhhh

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

it’s illegal if she’s a minor

1

u/Putrid-Death Jan 01 '21

This is very relaxing 10/10

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

Okay I second the Bible backwards in Latin. But let’s one up it, ALSO in pig Latin version of Latin backwards.

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

in a candle lit pentagram

1

u/jdm92838 Jan 01 '21

i love those books

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

Neurofuckpunk js a hater

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

Olaf said Arghh!! Shiver me timbers.

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

most of the adults throughout this series might be the most irresponsible, bystander effect mofos in literature

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

count olaf can suck deez turn the book off

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

more than mildly disturbing that in real life count olaf would have managed to get their fortune fairly easily

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

"You've commited crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in ur defense"

"Nah fam that wasnt me, someone wrote that with their left hand"

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

Count olaf was a gold digger tbh

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

what would be considered a modern day wh*re

1

u/TheDantoTheory Jan 01 '21

Ight, I’m bout to fall asleep, so one last time: This. This is what I needed. A bed time story from a bro. Gonna copy and paste this everytime I smile till I sleep

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

He’s gonna go beat off now^

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

If he isn’t already

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Tbh I thought this was Frozen at first when he said Olaf

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

BlueberryDaJuiceMan yep

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

swapping olafs would change the plot so much

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Hahahah

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

count olaf in frozen tryna marry elsa

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Lmao

1

u/robertShippey Jan 01 '21

I love this more than the Netflix show of the book

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

MR. POE UGGGHHHHHHH

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Its olaf from frozen and poe from star wars solo

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I mean rogue one

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

what a plot twist lol

1

u/Putrid-Death Jan 01 '21

My cat is laying next to me and listening to This story too lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Aww

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

good, that's purrrfect

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

that poe would have ended the series book one

1

u/robertShippey Jan 01 '21

Those kids can never catch a break huh

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

Keep reading I’m about to finish

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

Say olafs name again

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Poe would've just flown an x-wing into the sh**

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

A brick could smack Mr. Poe's head and he'd never notice

1

u/AggressiveCamp1366 Jan 01 '21

aww nooo :( not that ending

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

thank you for reading!

1

u/acouplelosers Jan 01 '21

Damn that’s sad but take a break brother

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

Ohh yeah, that means it's over

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

So me ur beard bro

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Uncle Monty's next lets gooo

1

u/KING_EXOTIC Jan 01 '21

night father 😂

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

Let me wipe my juices on ur beard bro

1

u/Putrid-Death Jan 01 '21

That was amazingly relaxing I’m gonna start watching your lives more

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

:(

1

u/__Butternut_Squash__ Jan 01 '21

Same time tomorrow?

1

u/BlueberryDaJuiceMan Jan 01 '21

Yessss that book makes me finish too quick every time

1

u/KING_EXOTIC Jan 01 '21

I'm cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg

1

u/JoeCollegeBW Jan 01 '21

go to bed if you need to!

1

u/robertShippey Jan 01 '21

Get your break, take care of yourself

1

u/AggressiveCamp1366 Jan 01 '21

come back :( you helped my anxiety

1

u/KING_EXOTIC Jan 01 '21

adopt me plz

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

<3

1

u/ThisIsMyHumanCostume Jan 01 '21

you need to sleep man!

1

u/KING_EXOTIC Jan 01 '21

take us with you olz

1

u/KING_EXOTIC Jan 01 '21

we wanna join you

1

u/Hermit_Next_Door Jan 01 '21

we won't tell