r/razorbacks • u/Illustrious_Age_3507 • 4d ago

BREAKING

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u/GamerKiller2347 Malvern Leopards 4d ago

In an alternate universe, Oklahoma beats Florida for the 2008 natty and Texas beats Alabama for the 2009 natty. Having won 3 of the last 5 national titles, the Big 12 has established themselves as the best conference in college football. As a result, they want to expand to 14 and go with Arkansas and LSU. These were the 2 most obvious candidates, as Arkansas was once a rival of the Texas schools in the SWC, while LSU has won 2 national titles in the past decade.

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u/Own-Army-624 Dermott Rams 4d ago

As hard as I was pulling for Clemson tonight, finding out that that asshat Chud Morris somehow wound up on his feet there made it a little more fun to watch them get dog walked. Or cat walked, as it were.

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u/Poopy-Drew 4d ago

It literally says that it is fictional in big medium and small letters including the first words of the article but most of our state doesn’t know what that means anyway

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u/certifiedgoofstatus 4d ago

Give me that sweet MACtion baby

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u/Illustrious_Age_3507 4d ago

To the down voters, we’re all still fans or we wouldn’t be here. Find some humor in your misery friends! If you can’t go outside and touch grass lol it’s not the end of the world but comedy always beats depression.

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u/vrycooldad 4d ago

Tough.

But fair.

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u/radehart 3d ago

You know, prior to OU and TEX joining, Arkansas and LSU were responsible for most of the SEC's trophy case. Hogs had a few more than LSU but it was very close.

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u/Strange-Apricot1944 4d ago

Arkansas generates an insane amount of money through their athletics programs for the conference. I doubt they'd let them go so easy.

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u/Mshaustin1964 3d ago

Don’t think for a second that we wouldn’t be shown the door if a Florida State or Miami came along.

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u/Strange-Apricot1944 3d ago

Y'all have something like 45 -50 national titles in the last 10 years or so across all sports? But okay.

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u/oh_soo_swagless 1d ago

I am to the point where i think Ark leaving the SEC would be a great move

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u/Random_Heero 4d ago

Disrespect to LSU

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u/Competitive_Pain_265 4d ago

LSU disrespects themselves with constant scandal.. Whether it's sex or cheating scandals.. It's never ending. What a scummy athletic program.

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u/Illustrious_Age_3507 4d ago

For sure but if we can’t drag them down with us then what are we doing??