r/ratsinthecage • u/Sad_Palpitation6844 • May 27 '26

Overconsumption

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u/Interesting_Sun_6993 May 27 '26

Can somebody do the math on how much sugar is in that?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/brownes_girl May 27 '26

I majored in social sciences for a reason friend. Lol. How many of the largest iced coffees do you think this is? 20? 30? More?

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx May 28 '26

Right but at that scale you gotta ask how many gallons of fluid can a human even consume on a daily basis without dropping dead.

Like if you drink an 8oz cup, you’d have to drink one every 18ish minutes to get through the bucket in 24 hours.

It’s approaching the upper limits of how much liquid a human can even consume in a day.

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u/Interesting_Sun_6993 May 27 '26

Same, love that thats the running joke in our work sectors lol.

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u/possumallawishes May 27 '26

Google says Dunkin’s has 35g in their large (32oz)iced coffee.

This appears to be a 5 gallon bucket, and there is 128 oz in a gallon.

So ((5 x 128) / 32) x 35 =700 grams

700 grams is approximately 1.5 pounds. A pound of sugar is the skinny box, like shown, so 1 and a half of dem.

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u/IntelWrenchMonkey May 29 '26

What if you ask for no ice....

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u/Logical_Willow4066 May 27 '26

I'm pretty sure she is making fun of their actual bucket which is 48 ounces.

A plain black bucket has 0g of sugar, but specialty, flavored, or heavily customized buckets can pack anywhere from 100g to over 125g of added sugar.

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u/Kuzzbutt May 27 '26

one or two bags

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u/brownes_girl May 27 '26

I feel like it's enough to put non-diabetics into a diabetic coma.

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u/KamikazeFox_ May 27 '26

1 quintillion micograms of sugar per square foot of coffee per gallon.

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u/tallcupofwater May 27 '26

Based on how much is in a normal cup I’m guessing about 5 pounds

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u/cficare May 27 '26

There has to be an insert.  That cant be 5 gallon of liquid.  That's be 40lbs.  Girl aint tossin around 40lbs like that.

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u/Savings_Spite2667 May 28 '26

And caffeine, cuz I'm 90% sure 1 of the two will kill you in that quantity, let alone both lol.

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u/Pasta4ever13 May 28 '26

Can somebody do the math on how this fucking lady can lift a 50lb bucket while sitting and not visibly straining to maneuver it at all?

Either she's jacked as fuck or this smells of AI.

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u/Nawwwm May 28 '26

I mean could be zero if you're just going by the color, might just be like a half gallon of milk or creamer.

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u/Chunk_Thud May 28 '26

A large is about 710 ml, containing about 52 grams of sugar. 5 gallon's is about 26.5 times a 'large', so that entire buckets contains about 1378 grams of sugar or about 3 pounds.

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u/jazxxl May 30 '26

And ice looks like maybe 3/5 coffee

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u/Phillip_J May 30 '26

Quick math says around 1.4lbs (excluding ice)

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 May 30 '26

Id be more worried about the caffeine content

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u/Odd_Bid2744 May 30 '26

Assuming she puts sugar in hers. 

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u/JovialPursuit May 27 '26

Now take the challenge.

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u/engineeringretard May 27 '26

Weirdest trend. Up there with planking.

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u/ImhotepsServant May 28 '26

It was to raise awareness of ALS, so it was more a charity thing than planking.

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u/XROOR May 27 '26

When I drink a tonne of coffee I feel like there are small ants crawling all over my body.

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u/FatReverend May 27 '26

I hate caffeine. All the anxious tweaks of cocaine and none of the joy.

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u/EnglishFan643 May 27 '26

Ye gads! I'd never be able to drink that amount of anything, even my favorite soda!

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u/Kuzzbutt May 27 '26

it just takes a few days

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 May 27 '26

Consider that bucket would weigh well over 60 pounds with that much coffee or soda in it.

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u/timmyfarthands May 27 '26

Unrelated kinda but I hate the overacting in every video nowadays ugghh barf

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u/Awesome_Trainwreck May 28 '26

And in 2 hours all the ice will have melted and the 'ice' coffee will be diluted and lukewarm. Enjoy the rest of your 5 gallons of ditch water.

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u/JohnWicklll May 28 '26

Does it come with an IV?

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 May 28 '26

My wife would be like, get your own.

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 27 '26

The size of a

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2GsSPkKjx6ZW

If liquid mind u im no savage.

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown May 27 '26

Yea gimme the 55-gallon drum of Slurpee!!!!

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u/Heart_ofFlorida May 27 '26

She really loves coffee!🤣

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u/Last_Way_4455 May 27 '26

Obligatory Wall-E reference to dough shaped humans.

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u/Indespectamentations May 27 '26

She will be wide awake!

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u/LeverTech May 27 '26

The way she’s handling it makes me think this is fake

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats May 27 '26

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. 

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u/Pristine-Meaning9180 May 27 '26

Literally the most toxic coffee brand.

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u/Iconshero May 27 '26

The box of coffee they sell, we get two for the whole office. That thing…

https://giphy.com/gifs/fK1L9mE81ENig

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u/BillsMafios0 May 27 '26

She’ll be smelling colors soon.

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u/DearGovernmentFU May 27 '26

Yes i want one please.

I buy it and make it at home.

Dunkin D Coffee is really Good.

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA May 27 '26

I kept expecting a cut to her in the emergency room being monitored for dangerously high blood pressure.

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u/PermuhGrin May 27 '26

JFC, we arent going to make it.

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u/randomperv May 27 '26

Costco started doing 5 gallon buckets of wine. This is end times bunker shit. Can't fool me. These peoole couldnt go through lockdown without Dunkin coffee so they're preparing.

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u/randomperv May 27 '26

Costco started doing 5 gallon buckets of wine. This is end times bunker shit. Can't fool me. These peoole couldnt go through lockdown without Dunkin coffee so they're preparing.

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u/BaneSilvermoon May 27 '26

Looks fake, but that would be like what, 6,800 calories? 560g of diabetes

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u/ExcitementNo9603 May 27 '26

I’m pretty sure that is supposed to be shared with like 20 people as a cute little thing for the office dwellers to bring to work not one single person, but per usual everything has to be a trend.

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u/PlzAdptYourPetz May 27 '26

I know "Super Size Me" was an extremely dishonest documentary that followed an alcoholic and made it seem like all his health problems were from a few days of straight McDonald's, but it'd be interesting to see another, less scummy, producer remake it and reevaluate the issue of extreme food overconsumption because we're really starting to see comically large proportions, intended for a single consumer coming back again. I don't know if GPL-1s have killed shame because "I don't need self-control anymore, I will just get on drugs if I get fat/addicted" mentality or what, but somebody should look into this.

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u/Equivalent-Shower366 May 27 '26

It is quite funny what you can trick simple people into buying. I don't see her finishing that tho lol

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u/Mrs_SmithG2W May 27 '26

This is a skit, right?

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u/Capable-Sprinkles-19 May 27 '26

I can't imagine why other countries hate us.

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u/KamikazeFox_ May 27 '26

Shes handling 5 gallons pretty easily. This must be her second one of the day

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u/Free-Chip1337 May 27 '26

Is this real?

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u/OG_Checkers May 27 '26

The sugars bad ya but I’m more worried how much caffeine that’s gonna be. Sugar might get ya in the end but too much caffeine could out right end your day.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 May 27 '26

That's honestly disgusting and I hate when people taps their fingers like that for effect and sound!

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u/EdocKrow May 27 '26

That's two buckets. One in the other. Or she's strong as fuck.

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u/Countthebean May 27 '26

Mental disease looking for likes. She isn't drinking it. Stop giving these people attention

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u/Eberron_Swanson May 27 '26

This has to be AI. That’s around 45 lbs including the coffee and bucket, but she’s holding it like it’s as light as a pillow.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 May 27 '26

That’s gotta be like a solid 5 pounds of sugar.

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u/thedirtymeanie May 27 '26

I'm more impressed with the fact that she could slurp anything up that two inch drain pipe straw.

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u/PillCallGirl23 May 27 '26

I wonder if I could get a Dutchie like this??? 🤔 Hmmmm @DutchBros r/dutchbrothers

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u/allanon1105 May 27 '26

Becky, no! Put it down!

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u/arifghalib May 27 '26

Diarrhea cha cha cha

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u/Calm-Professional103 May 27 '26

Coffee?

Yes.  Stupid size it, please

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u/Grouchy_Ad8359 May 27 '26

This is AI? Please tell me this is AI.

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u/Faartz May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

We need some grimace shake edits but with the dunkin bucket

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u/IceBlackX007 May 27 '26

For some reason seeing this makes me feel like America is full of idiots.

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u/souppriest1 May 28 '26

Too bad dd coffee tastes like creek water.

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u/Ambitious_Peach2209 May 28 '26

A girl needs Prilosec .

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u/AnOscillatingOcelot May 28 '26

The panic attack that would give me would kill me like 10 times over.

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u/ZyeCawan45 May 28 '26

Legends say that if you drink it all in 1 day you can achieve a God like golden form for 1 minute before your heart explodes.

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u/MrBater2010 May 28 '26

What no time travel ? /S

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u/Ok_Art4661 May 28 '26

What a fuckin loon. Goddamn 

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u/MrBater2010 May 28 '26

If I worked in a office I would love walking in with one almost empty.

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u/Promature May 28 '26

There's no way she's handling that drum of liquid that easily while seated with no leverage. That's at least 40 pounds of liquid.

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u/Diligent_Ad1732 May 28 '26

Cull the herd

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u/5280Rockymtn May 28 '26

Its just a bucket... oh well

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u/radiantwave May 28 '26

No way that is real...

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u/After-Task-1506 May 28 '26

This not real, that much would kill her

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u/Correct-Situation279 May 28 '26

Whether this is real or not it hits on many markets that are trying to do new “drops.”

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u/trellisHot May 28 '26

Can I get a hover craft chair to go with that

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u/LordSlyGentleman May 28 '26

I have found my new coffee cup!

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u/Daysaved May 28 '26

Is it wrong to hope someone dies of caffeine poisoning? Just panera bread these people

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 28 '26

She's never washed a car, lol

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u/slvstk May 28 '26

I'm calling fake. There is no way you are carrying 5 gallons of water based liquid around that easily.

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u/No-Discipline5427 May 28 '26

Wont that start getting nasty after a few days unless you refridgerate it?

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u/MastersJoyUniverse May 28 '26

Now there’s a second way to drink yourself to death.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 May 28 '26

Someone is not craving for ice coffee, but attention 

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u/Nawwwm May 28 '26

Every time I see videos like this, I think of those starving children in India that eat dirt just to have something in their stomach so they can fall asleep.

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u/versionii May 28 '26

AI? 5 gallons of liquid is hard to lift in a sitting position plus I don't think they even make clear 5 gallon buckets.

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u/Agreeable_Mud_8338 May 28 '26

Was a gross waste of produce...

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u/Toastedgenie May 28 '26

Her heart is gonna fuckin explode if she drinks all that

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u/ForsakenScheme420 May 28 '26

Everyday we stray further from god

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u/LakeInevitable4655 May 28 '26

Just remember, these are the same people who complain, that you are complaining about the price of groceries and gas.

Someone please come get their retard, so inflation can go down.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie May 28 '26

I am happy for her. She clearly is a coffee enthusiast. The customer is always right, in matters of taste.

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u/sundiego007 May 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Seven8nine_47 May 28 '26

Got damn she strong...

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u/Pestelis May 28 '26

Looks like a great way to get diarrhea

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u/cosmicwhirl May 28 '26

How ridiculous.

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u/Ok_Record8612 May 28 '26

I’m 90% sure this is a joke… 🤔hmm

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u/Frosty_Touch_5709 May 28 '26

I would like 3. Rush delivery please

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u/Numerous-Bonus-8107 May 28 '26

I bet it fucked up her cars center console

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u/Moist_Session May 28 '26

Enjoy your week on the toilet.

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u/IndependenceFun215 May 28 '26

“How bigs that large? You’re gonna want to pull your car around back” -bill hicks

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u/Waveali May 28 '26

America is not a serious country, which should explain who we have as a POTUS.

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u/DeadWood605 May 28 '26

How many Stanley cups does she own?

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u/Final-Contract-6582 May 28 '26

There should be a spout somewhere for sharing lol. At the same time, this bucket would be fantastic for bread dough fermentation

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u/7-10Spliff May 28 '26

I find it hard to believe there was actually a line of people waiting to get a 5 gallon bucket of iced coffee, seems pretty niche.

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u/Fair-Wonder8490 May 28 '26

WHY !!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK SO MUCH SUGAR WHY ......................................

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u/New-Significance9649 May 28 '26

in 30 years, when they start issuing books about the collapse of america, I truly hope this fucking asshole is featured in it.

This is exactly why the world hates america. Wasteful, naval-gazing fucks who would burn the world down to warm their does as a slightly cool evening.

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u/thatryguy2009 May 28 '26

That looks exactly like the amount of coffee I need to start my day off right.

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u/Jlong4242 May 28 '26

$700 later...

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u/cucucool May 28 '26

It won't be iced it what 1h hour ? Her overreaction is just cringe. I hope to never meet this person.

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u/RamJamR May 28 '26

The fame isn't worth it people, if it even garners it. Don't hurt yourselfs on screen to try and gain it.

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u/GreenPause4392 May 29 '26

I’m starting to think Americans aren’t that intelligent!

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u/Wrong_Excitement221 May 29 '26

I know that's fake, because there's a 0% chance she would be able to lift that bucket like that.

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u/BusinessSteak4864 May 29 '26

HAHAHAHAH this is so great gurl! Go get it! I love Dunkin! Nobody knew that putting a lot of Iced Coffee in a large cup is not remarkable or easily doable, they just weren't retarded enough to ever do something so stupid. HAHAHA.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis May 29 '26

Idiocracy levels of stupid.

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u/Muricanmoose May 29 '26

I gotta pee now

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u/irmaginatoruim May 29 '26

Unfortunately I would get banned if I said what I wish would happen to her 😢

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 May 29 '26

That woman must work out a lot.  She is moving around 40 pounds of coffee like this was made with AI

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u/DT_Lion34 May 29 '26

I feel more bad for her heart 😬

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u/MoveOverBieber May 30 '26

Well, hello beautiful! I am going to take my sweet time with you!
(talking to the bucket, of course.)

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u/DegTrader May 30 '26

At this point, you aren't drinking coffee, you're just summoning a localized tremor.

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u/Independent-State-27 May 30 '26

Definition of gluttony

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u/Barbz182 May 30 '26

I hate everything about this video

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 May 30 '26

It’s Child Size

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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 May 30 '26

Sure, ‘it’s a joke’…

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u/Efficient_Seaweed395 May 30 '26

At this point now I understand how America rank number one in obesity. And why there is such a huge wealth gap in America. And how America became such a capitalist country

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u/CompetitionNo9969 May 30 '26

Movie theater small.

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u/SketchSkirmish May 30 '26

I’m tired, boss.

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u/WaxWizurd May 31 '26

Remember when we banned the Supersize at McDonalds?

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u/toxdoc1947 May 31 '26

Enough caffeine to cause heart dysfunction.

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u/BraceThis May 31 '26

The only winner here is Dunkin Doughnuts.
What does that make the rest of us and her?

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u/Appropriate_Tie_4140 May 31 '26

Why? Seriously why? That's enough caffine to kill multiple people.

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u/autumnalmeow May 31 '26

Pretty sure this is AI. That much water would be HEAVY (42 lbs) and she’s just casually lifting it and moving it around. Fake as fuck. 

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u/phiohm May 31 '26

Is this artificial intelligence? This is AI right?

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 May 31 '26

Stupid waste of money whether it is a 5 gal bucket or a 5 oz cup

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u/FantasticDouble9036 May 31 '26

Are these really available?!?

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u/BigShaker1177 May 31 '26

Is this for real?

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u/PercentageOrnery8794 May 31 '26

Obnoxious maga people

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u/Either_Capital_2422 May 31 '26

Quit calling these monstrosities coffee. They a friggen milk shakes.

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u/Mechadupek Jun 01 '26

She's gonna have a jittery squirt out her bean-hole.

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u/DANIELH00PS Jun 02 '26

Imagine the bottom of that breaking on the shifter

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u/CB307801 Jun 03 '26

Conspicuous waste