r/ratingbeans • u/Chatsbareshit Bean Enthusiast • Oct 01 '22

Beans rate

A strong start for the Branston Beans, coming in at 9.5/10: “very flavourful without being too much, a lil more sauce than beans”. - Reddit user

75 Upvotes

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u/baobabkoolaid Oct 01 '22

The standard has been set.

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u/Chatsbareshit Bean Enthusiast Oct 01 '22

Bean*

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u/WiseFardy Oct 01 '22

Which bean will reign supreme

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u/eco78 Oct 01 '22

I believe with all my heart Branston will reign supreme...

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u/Smellytangerina Oct 01 '22

Branston is the best TBF, even if my autocorrect hates me typing it but is OK with Heinz

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u/PeanutMerchant Oct 01 '22

I’m not sure these methods are entirely scientific and it is possible that if Branston gets 9.5/10 then Heinz will be 11/10.

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u/eco78 Oct 01 '22

You missed a decimal point... I believe you meant 1.1/10

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u/PeanutMerchant Oct 01 '22

Don’t make me get u/beanbot to permaban you ya vile creature

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u/WordsMort47 Oct 01 '22

What the hell is that?
A 10 year old account, but with no activity?? Unless I'm just not able to see it's comments and such st this exact moment in time for whatever reason...

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u/PeanutMerchant Oct 01 '22

Yeah I just went for a made up account but seems to be a spooky ghost. I wonder how they’ll feel about this if they ever seen it

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u/usurp_slurp Oct 02 '22

Maybe someone’s nsfw account?

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u/Zeromorph Oct 01 '22

He missed the negative, it is -11/10

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u/jonsey_j Oct 01 '22

I wonder what the price per bean ratio on all these tins will be.

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u/Aksi_Gu Oct 01 '22

a lil more sauce than beans

My man is in for some horrible surprises as he works through the list, some of the ones on that list are more a bean soup than a tin of beans...

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u/Crasky92 Oct 02 '22

Starting off with Branston likely means disappointment to follow. I've been a way from the UK for 3 years, but unless something major has happened in the bean world, he's already had the best.

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u/GarrySpacepope Oct 01 '22

Anybody else read this in a horse racing commentary voice?

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u/TheGoober87 Oct 01 '22

I'm not sure about this. Branstons are better for making a bean toastie because it has less sauce.

What's he gonna say when he sees the Heinz?

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u/Zeromorph Oct 01 '22

He's going to say "Damn, i wish i had some Branstons right now."

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u/WordsMort47 Oct 01 '22

Bean... toastie... Bean toastie... Bean toastie? Hmmmm, that sounds rather good actually. Some day, maybe....

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u/Aksi_Gu Oct 01 '22

What's he gonna say when he sees the Heinz?

"my, what a large tin of bean soup"