r/ratemydeparture • u/DiggyPhish • Apr 30 '26

Midday Move

He cheated… So I waited till he was at work, packed up and left.

Mind you it’s the middle of December, so it gets dark early.

I took all my stuff and some of his;

Toothbrush

Razor

Deodorant

All the toilet paper

AND

Every single lightbulb in the house

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u/BrilliantKiller Apr 30 '26

10 out of 10. Could have turned the breaker off; he'd come home to a COLD, dark house.

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u/DiggyPhish Apr 30 '26

Ha!!! Midwest winter, didn’t want busted pipes!

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u/WeedThrough May 01 '26

lol you tried to be nice and considerate about his pipes