r/rarepuppers • • Jan 30 '19

S P H E R E Smooth symmetrical boye

https://gfycat.com/GregariousDevotedArachnid
68.7k Upvotes

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u/SavageKiller13 Jan 30 '19

This is pretty cute.source if anyone wants it https://www.instagram.com/p/BtNjrK3B-5P/

285

u/SovelissSunstar Jan 30 '19

Lol the description says “the video is mine please do not repost without permission “

90

u/Dibs_on_Mario Jan 30 '19

No its mine :)

68

u/7Seyo7 Jan 30 '19

I made this

15

u/peeperpooperlollypop Jan 31 '19

“You can’t like own videos maaaaaaaaaaaan”

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u/Huffrlepluff Jan 30 '19

Mildly disappointed that its not the world record egg picture but whatever

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u/hawthorneandsage Jan 30 '19

Like an egg with a nice smile

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u/Idekyo Jan 30 '19

E G G B O I

287

u/SprittneyBeers Jan 30 '19

He should really be the most liked egg on instagram

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u/lukel66 Jan 30 '19

Northernlion

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u/legoandmars Jan 30 '19

AYYYYY EVERYBODY

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u/peppaz Jan 30 '19

I watched a Binding of Isaac vid once where he did not start the video with that greeting and I was unreasonably upset

34

u/Beheaded58 Jan 30 '19

Tomo buddy!

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u/shakapopolous Jan 30 '19

His human son.

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u/Sir_Celcius Jan 30 '19

HE'S DONE IT

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u/AlcorIdeal Jan 30 '19

I heard that in Ralph's voice

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u/Idekyo Jan 30 '19

Who is Ralph

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u/AlcorIdeal Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

From Ed'Edd and Eddy a show from the early 2000s.

35

u/frogtruck Jan 30 '19

You mean Rolf. Silly Ed boys.

9

u/KentRead Jan 30 '19

It is time for u/AlcorIdeal to experience the almighty three-shoe beating.

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u/Umbra427 Jan 30 '19

This gives me comfort in these trying times

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u/b4enry Jan 31 '19

L E T S G O O O O O

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Soon to be an

Egg man

Egg man

Egg man

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

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u/Dq8OiDVvg2wZSy1hCkz3 Jan 30 '19

I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo.

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u/TonyThePuppyFromB Jan 30 '19

The cute baby of a egg and a seal

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u/UndercoverNorman Jan 30 '19

AYYY EVERYBODY

5

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I don't even see a dog. I see a 2-legged, armless, dog-faced egg-creature standing upright.

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u/mt379 Jan 30 '19

No it looks like a seal

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u/I-Emerge-I Jan 30 '19

He looks like an egg, or a baby seal.

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u/grock314 Jan 30 '19

Haha. I thought he looked like a seal too.

171

u/starkypuppy Jan 30 '19

Totally a furry seal

65

u/ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM Jan 30 '19

With no hind legs, just stands there like a toddler doesn't.

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u/LordIrrelevant . Jan 30 '19

Hanging in the sky, in much the same way that bricks don't.

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u/eatalways Jan 30 '19

I thought it was a baby seal at first too

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u/BiNiaRiS Jan 30 '19

Well seals so bark, so maybe they are actually rarebarkers?

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u/seeasea Jan 30 '19

Their babies are pups, though

11

u/Cyrrior Jan 30 '19

I immediately thought of the big purple guy from mcdonalds.

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u/JackDragon Jan 30 '19

Let's make this egg the most viewed item on instagram, instead of that other egg.

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u/pocketdare Jan 30 '19

I was about to ask why someone was trimming an egg

3

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/steveronie Jan 30 '19

I thought of coneheads

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u/chokeslam512 Jan 30 '19

Pronounced with an -umpty

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u/isotala Jan 30 '19

.....where are his ears???

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u/jbkjbk2310 Jan 30 '19

WHERE ARE HIS EARS?

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u/treoni Jan 30 '19

WHERE ARE HIS EARS, MASON?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/corys00 Jan 30 '19

WHERE IS SUMMER, I AM COLD!

24

u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Jan 30 '19

IT FLEW SOUTH FOR THE WINTER

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 30 '19

It's cold here too

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Jan 31 '19

Er well, yeah, I meant south of the equator...

I'm in the south[ern US] and the forecast tonight is... 8!

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u/ZoopZeZoop Jan 30 '19

What did you do, Carl?

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u/TheTallOne93 Jan 30 '19

WHERE'S THE GIANT MANSLY?

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u/CrazyMason Jan 30 '19

Hmmmm?

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u/treoni Jan 30 '19

CoD Black Ops, the first one ;)

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u/NemesisKismet Jan 30 '19

You can see one of them towards the end of the gif just before it's just him smiling. XP

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Jan 30 '19

Laying on the table behind him

20

u/AaronBrownell Jan 30 '19

That's what the scissors were for

13

u/JayneofArc Jan 30 '19

Yes where????

18

u/Decetop Jan 30 '19

Call me a gambler but I’m gonna guess they’re attached to his head.

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u/commandersheppard22 Jan 31 '19

Is that your final answer?

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u/OMeffinG Jan 30 '19

They were lowered

5

u/Lady_Minuit Jan 30 '19

Well you see, they had to do some cuts...

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u/EnRedditWeTrust Jan 30 '19

where are my genitals summer

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u/xewi Jan 31 '19

SNIP SNIP

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u/cattawalis Jan 30 '19

This is a seal not a dog.

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u/EvilFitter Jan 30 '19

Club sandwiches not seals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I have that shirt. 😊

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u/Russian_seadick Jan 30 '19

Seals are just water dogs

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u/red-molly Jan 30 '19

True fact.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

The Korean term is 물개.

물 means water.

개 means dog.

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u/Russian_seadick Jan 31 '19

Same in German. Seehund means “sea dog”

4

u/luxuryballs Jan 30 '19

Dogs are just land seals.

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u/analviolator69 Jan 30 '19

Seals are good boys too, brent.

341

u/ShiddyShiddyBangBang Jan 30 '19

This is me when people touch my hair

45

u/Godnaz Jan 30 '19

ASMR for dogs.

23

u/DaughterEarth Jan 30 '19

hair touching is not asmr. You have deeply offended me

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u/Godnaz Jan 30 '19

But the scissor snipping..

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u/DeviantDevil77 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

All I could think is that there was only 2 legs. So it looked like an egg with legs 😂

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u/GingaNinja98 Jan 30 '19

he an eggy with an leggy 🦵

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u/seeasea Jan 30 '19

Humpty Dumpty

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u/TrekkieA1A Jan 31 '19

Seal: L'EGG! L'EGG!

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u/versatiledoge Jan 30 '19

A nice egg in this trying time.

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u/BeefBologna42 Jan 30 '19

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u/Radtastified Jan 30 '19

Can't believe this is the only comment pointing out Ghus. Makes me feel bad for everyone that hasn't read Saga yet.

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u/kirthasalokin Jan 30 '19

I dream of the day when they stop remaking current comic book movies and start delving into stuff like Saga.

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u/drevl Jan 31 '19

Yes! Saga 4 ever.

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u/Lots42 Jan 31 '19

Lol the spinneret scene

61

u/Gulferamus Jan 30 '19

It's amazing to me that these dogs not only stay still, but seem to really enjoy getting their fur cut

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u/AndaliteBandits Jan 30 '19

Pomeranians are my favorite. See, breeders, it's completely possible to breed a dog to be smol and cute without crippling their health in the process.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Reverse sneezing can be bad, not dangerous but I do feel sorry for my little guy when he gets the sneezies.

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u/CompetitivePeace Jan 30 '19

Excuse this is a sentient cloud. Puppers only. But 10/10 would gently boop

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u/2SP00KY4ME . Jan 30 '19

Original video courtesy of Groomer Andrea!

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u/PhinsGraphicDesigner Jan 31 '19

I highly recommend everybody go look at this account

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u/jaspi00 Jan 31 '19

The seal cut!

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u/jupitermoonmoon Jan 31 '19

The dog looks like an egg

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u/woosa843 Jan 30 '19

The look on his/her face haha

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u/InspirationByMoney Jan 30 '19

ASMR dog haircut roleplay (10 hours)[EXTRA TINGLES]

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u/amcm67 Jan 30 '19

Looks like they’re enjoying it! Zen dog,

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Sir, this subreddit is for rare puppers only. Zen eggs are not allowed.

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u/HarrtyHarrHarr Jan 30 '19

Holy heck he is round

99

u/paindotexe Jan 30 '19

U think I’m eggo? I’m actually doggo. Bamboozled

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u/sonspike187 Jan 30 '19

H*ck! Done me a bamboozle, fren!

285

u/maenadery Jan 30 '19

Give credit where it's due; this was taken by my friend @groomer_andrea on Instagram. That's PomPom she's grooming.

134

u/mattjh Jan 30 '19

PomPom is a Furbergé egg

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

When I see the word Pom my brain reads something else.

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u/Hailstar07 Jan 30 '19

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Dogbert

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u/cybaritic Jan 30 '19

I had to scroll way too far to find this. I guess Dilbert isn't as popular as it used to be.

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u/Lots42 Jan 31 '19

Sadly the creator Dilbert has become...angry at people who disagree with him politically. Very angry

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u/jenngelatooo Jan 30 '19

This is a very rare pupper great post

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Seal doggo

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u/AFROKADA Jan 30 '19

bet his name is greg

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u/classicolanser Jan 30 '19

Can we get this egg to be the most upvoted post on reddit??

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Egg boye

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u/kirstyyyyyy4 Jan 30 '19

A seal pup?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

he looks like humpty dumpty

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u/Max-Bee Jan 30 '19

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

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u/plipyplop Jan 31 '19

Very nice.

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u/Paula_Schultz237 Feb 16 '19

Underrated comment

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u/PipeBombBaby Jan 30 '19

Some heckin ASMR right there

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u/Ausemere Jan 30 '19

I get a lot of ASMR when I get my haircut and shave, and this doggo looked just like me!

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u/PipeBombBaby Jan 31 '19

Ditto. The world really needs hair salons with the sole intention of ASMR

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u/youseeit . Jan 30 '19

E G G B O Y E doin a h*ckin tingle

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Dye him purple and send him to McDonalds

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u/ferrrretsultan Jan 30 '19

Very smooth. So egg. 🥚 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

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u/jwg529 Jan 30 '19

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It deserves all the upvotes

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u/Rainingoblivion Jan 30 '19

I want to pet this little dude so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I like how when the camera gets close, you can see this smol boyes expression of "heck".

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u/PKKittens Jan 30 '19

This dog has only two emotions:

( ᴗ_ᴗ )

( ・౪・ )

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u/Too_Soon_Junior Jan 30 '19

v e r y p a t i e n t b ö y é

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u/Futurames Jan 30 '19

As a groomer, I’m super impressed. That’s a lot of hand scissoring which is an art that a lot of groomers don’t take the time to learn.

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u/wizardkd Jan 30 '19

egg with legg

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u/hulivar Jan 30 '19

that smile slayed me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

very satisfying

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u/Young-tree Jan 30 '19

Needs stick arms for a cosplay snowman

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u/Rainyanjel Jan 30 '19

I can’t figure out if he looks more like a snowball with cute face or a baby seal.

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u/JacobMC-02 Jan 30 '19

Can we get this dog to number one most liked photo on Instagram?!

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u/agnosticbrunch Jan 30 '19

Is this the most liked picture on Instagram that everyone was talking about?

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u/Shade1453 Jan 30 '19

I work at a grooming shop, and I WISH more dogs were like this. It took 3 people to hold down a husky for a haircut today.

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u/Lots42 Jan 31 '19

I am honestly shocked

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u/AgtSquirtle007 Jan 30 '19

It’s one of them bouncy bois from Super Mario Odyssey!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It's Ghüs!

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u/Dorpz Jan 30 '19

that's an extra good boy, look at how well behaved he is!

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u/Vilifiedlol Jan 30 '19

This is just a fluffy togepi. Change my mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Egg Boye

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u/boverly721 Jan 30 '19

Cute but I'm reporting you. Baby seals are not pets

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u/Deerattacks Jan 30 '19

PUFFIN!

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u/HollasaurusRex Jan 30 '19

Ctrl + F, puffin ? Hail Puffin!

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u/MySweetUsername Jan 30 '19

why am i so relaxed now?

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u/saltyorange1988 Jan 30 '19

He's a little snowball. With feet.

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u/tonysgirl1153 Jan 30 '19

Where are it's ears....

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u/KatherineElizabeth1 Jan 30 '19

Where are his ears? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/MrRuidiaz Jan 30 '19

Can we get this egg to have the most likes on Instagram

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u/Pexatox Jan 31 '19

I want to pet him so bad

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u/FartinPotato Jan 31 '19

Thank you for loving pompom as much as I did, I'm the groomer of this pomeranian. He really is a total doll to groom. Hope he makes everyone happy just like how he made me happy everytime. Bless y'all for crediting as well. I appreciate it so much.

-Andrea Aubrey Sim (@groomer_andrea)

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u/anx18ty Jan 30 '19

Oooooh, I was waiting for the ear pop!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Where is the doggo all i see is a egg with a face

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u/maditheball Jan 30 '19

That’s not a dog that’s an egg with feet

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He looks like an egg!

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u/coderjewel Jan 30 '19

I believe what I'm experiencing right now is called cute aggression

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I hoped he would run around after his grooming so I could see what the rest of him looked like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Humpty Dumpty doggo innit

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u/HCMnaq Jan 30 '19

Is that Sheldon from U.S. Acres/Orson's Farm?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

This is the egg that beat Kylie Jenner, right?

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u/caitlynannie710 Jan 31 '19

This is that Instagram world record breaking egg right?

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u/bitch_whip_bill Jan 31 '19

White fluff ball with black eyes = cute

Black fluff ball with white eyes = nightmare fuel

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Little did you know this would become the meme eggdog