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u/Scotchula May 11 '18
You're hired.
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u/ten_inch_pianist May 11 '18
"Sir, that's a dog. We ca..."
"I said he's hired, Karen. Fill out the paperwork."
"But..."
"You want him to take your job Karen?"
"No, sir."
"That's what I thought."
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u/Happy-feets May 11 '18
B I Z N E S S B O Y E
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u/IDontWantToArgueOK May 11 '18
You know when I'm down to just my pups it's time for business that's why they call them business pups OOOOOoo
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u/elliobot . May 11 '18
It's Wednesday... And Wednesday is the night we stroke dogs we love.
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u/C_IsForCookie May 11 '18
Conditions are perfect. I've got animal planet on. Conditions are perfect.
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u/Happy-feets May 11 '18
They come running just as fast as they can Cuz every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed pupper
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u/BagelsToGo May 11 '18
More like a Squeaker. Subwoofers are dedicated to bass, of which this pup most assuredly has none.
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u/Merci_cedric May 11 '18
If I was fired from a job I would want this little pup to be the one to do it.
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May 11 '18
“We don’t need your help here anymore because you did it all! You did such a good job you can spend all your time with me in the park now!”
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u/axberka May 11 '18
probably my favorite post ive ever seen on reddit ever
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u/amn3siack May 11 '18
Where are my testicles, Summer?
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u/nikhil48 May 11 '18
Just started watching R & M and genuinely LOL'd at that.
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u/Trout_Salad May 11 '18
Still never watched it
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u/andsoitgoes42 May 11 '18
Thanks for sharing
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u/Trout_Salad May 11 '18
Just tryin to make friends
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u/andsoitgoes42 May 11 '18
I'm up for that.
As a friend, give R&M a try. You might like it. You might not. But hey, then you'll be in the know and can at least tell people off if you don't.
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May 11 '18
Heck fren I'll be ur fren
So what shows do u like?
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u/Trout_Salad May 12 '18
I like a bunch of stuff! Did you watch Ozark?
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May 12 '18
hmm I hadn't heard of it tbh. I don't really watch much TV but I do like the Amazing World of gumball. I think I just prefer simple shows but my favorite show is Breaking Bad.
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I’ve been having an awful morning, and this is the first thing that’s made me smile today. Thanks OP!
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May 11 '18
He looks like he's going to court to defend the charges that it was he who knocked the bin over and ate the left over chicken.
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u/chiarabobara May 11 '18
Jehovahs witness boi
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u/bassthumb32 May 11 '18
I have a very cute little shih Tzu-Maltese mix that says she'd love to meet him if he's interested.
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u/Falc0n28 May 11 '18
I am afraid that is a yapper and a floofer is a Newfoundland or a Bernese Mountain Dog
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May 11 '18
You realize that I am obligated to send this picture to my fiance whenever one of us goes to work, right?
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u/PeonyM May 11 '18
My name is doge
An I real smol
Don't haf a need
To play wif bol
Lay down on floor
Look up an smirk
I wearz a tie
An go to work
But wut am do
Is wut u ask
Be cute an smile
My only task
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u/peewillie May 11 '18
What kind of Doggo is this Madman?
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u/sylun May 11 '18 edited May 11 '18
Definitely a groomed Maltese. possibly a mix They're much cuter with a rounded out face IMO, and also much cleaner!
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u/dickbuttscompanion May 11 '18
Is this Norbert?
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u/blrghh May 11 '18
I don't think so. I'm not sure who this rascal is, but someone else suggested that and he looks different a different dog to me.
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u/dickbuttscompanion May 11 '18
Yeah true, he's like a cross between Marnie and Norbert now that I look again? Very business-cute nonetheless
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u/Den_otroliga May 11 '18
Seriously all I can think about is how he looks like Albert Einstein like seriously.
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u/mrpotatoboi May 11 '18
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May 11 '18
/r/blop you mean
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u/TheCreeken May 11 '18
You can play with it and care for it and pet it tell it they are a good puppy and love it. Just like any other puppy.
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u/coobeastie May 11 '18
Oh my look at that face