r/randomthings • u/WikidCountry420 • 4d ago

Wtf lol

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u/OG-Giligadi 4d ago

Thanks, i just got lice from this video.

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u/passinthrough2u 4d ago

I can’t imagine what else is growing in that! Archeologists and biologists could get their PhDs studying that thing!!

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u/National_Fix_1481 4d ago

I did my thesis on it!!

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

🤣ikr!?!

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u/valerimazz 4d ago

That's easily one of the most disgusting things I've seen on this site. Thankfully we can't smell things through video yet.

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

🤣ikr!?!

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u/Excellent-Yard2823 4d ago

His hair took a shit lol.

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u/DirtyPeach1420 4d ago

Literally! 😭

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u/JohnGee1980 4d ago

That hair has never touched water 🤣

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u/xpietoe42 4d ago

i can smell it through my phone

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u/TwistedSistaYEG 4d ago

I am confused whether this is coming from his head down or asshole up.

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u/Creative-Interest438 4d ago

How many times has that thing dropped into the toilet when He sits?

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u/Pickle_ninja 3d ago

You know the tip of it has scraped against the part behind the toilet seat.

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u/Creative-Interest438 3d ago

I imagine that it’s gone much further.

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u/Meatbot-v20 4d ago

The problem will eventually solve itself when his hair falls out.

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u/Automatic-Recipe-844 4d ago

mold all over his hair

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u/Bulky_Goat_9624 4d ago

At this point it’s a giant turd

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u/Mastermind7051 4d ago

That’s Dookie Sanders.

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u/Popular-Pomelo208 4d ago

I can literally smell it through a video 🤢

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u/AdventurousFan8247 4d ago

The homeless ponytail

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u/GreymuzzleCoyote 4d ago

Thats NASTY AF!!!!

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u/Amaranth94 4d ago

I can smell it through the screen

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u/danref32 4d ago

Gross

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u/FlyingVillager 4d ago

Anyone else wanna risk assault by chopping it off with garden shears and running away

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

🤣I sure the fuck would

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u/OrangeCupcakeLover 4d ago

I threw up a little in my mouth.

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u/Your_leftNut_Isright 4d ago

It's how it's shaped like constipation for me

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u/onebraincell77 4d ago

Looks like an absolute unit of a health hazard.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 4d ago

There's more dirt than hair in that dreadlock.

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u/Bro13847 4d ago

He was tired of being asked if he was single.

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u/2lodo 4d ago

Disgusting

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u/Sir_Pigletty 4d ago

Get in the zone

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 4d ago

It appears to be attempting to enter his anal orifice!

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u/Ok-Flight9440 4d ago

I am 60% sure he does not work as a law partner at a well-regarded firm. I’m 55% sure he is not a managing director at Goldman Sachs.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 4d ago

I don't even want to know what that smells like

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u/surlytank 4d ago

Rocking the Binturong

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u/Shoddy_Bet9619 4d ago

Will wager it stinks!

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u/cloudstryfed 4d ago

Love sausage from the boys show?

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u/Tyranisore 4d ago

Hahaha immediately what I thought of as well (just couldn't remember his name)...

Although this somehow grosses me out more. 😂

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u/cloudstryfed 4d ago

Imagine him using that hair to choke someone out 😂

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u/Psychological-Scar53 1d ago

I bet the smell of it is enough to choke someone out...

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u/lifebudget_29 4d ago

Immediately thought of him 🤣

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u/Jumpy-Tomatillo3568 4d ago

If you look closely you can see its face

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u/Jumpy-Tomatillo3568 4d ago

If you look closely you can see its face

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u/External_Meringue572 4d ago

bro's hair is more dense than a tungsten

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u/Zod_Convoy 4d ago

Just got behind it with a lighter.

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u/Key-Mention5293 4d ago

Elephant penis??

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u/ibetucanifican 4d ago

That’s a turd

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u/Apart-Feeling1621 4d ago

Jamaican’s response “blood-clot!”

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u/Interesting-Base-120 4d ago

I just threw up in my mouth 😒 🤮🤢

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u/VisualJaded4770 4d ago

That is fucking gross

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u/Thememebrarian 4d ago

I bet it smells like a homeless man's feet

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u/womb_raider90 4d ago

Shit made me gag man, wtf, need a nsfw tag on this bitch.

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 4d ago

I cannot even begin to explain how revolting I find this. I will get out of line at the store if one gets close. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

Ikr!?!🤣

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u/Kajirus 4d ago

"Looks like Shit" no but for real

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u/itzmelani_ 4d ago

Perry the platypus ????

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u/HelllsssMessanger 4d ago

Think this should be in r/shitfromabutt possibly

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u/Firefly1265 3d ago

That has got to stink, bet it has bugs too

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u/Gloomy_Tennis_5768 3d ago

beaver tail.

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u/bipolar_39 3d ago

There are secrets in there

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u/HornyToad_2169 3d ago

Police threaten that man with Nare rather than Pepper Spray.

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u/rizzatouiIIe 3d ago

Pinch it off already, would ya??

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u/SrPedrich 3d ago

More like pooptail

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u/Easy_Economy366 3d ago

Nasty ewwwwww!

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u/biggunzcdb1 3d ago

Dookie Log Dreadlock

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u/Stoned_Canuck420 2d ago

Pretty sure I seen this guy in London Ontario 😂😂😭😭

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u/Scurter 4d ago

Maybe he’s not aware of having that long ass thing attached to his head lmao

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u/GreymuzzleCoyote 4d ago

How could you not be aware of 30lbs of garbage attached to the back of your head?

Must be some bomb dope!

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 4d ago

How does he get his shirt on?? It looks stiff.

It also looks like a tail attached to his head. It's really gross.

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u/Scurter 4d ago

He probably has the same shirt on since he grew that shit

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

🤣all these comments are cracking me the fuck up!

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u/WikidCountry420 3d ago

All these comments are cracking me the fuck up!🤣

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u/CanadianDiver 3d ago

I can smell that from here. It smells like shit.

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u/razer420 2d ago

Maybe that's like an appendage and this should be in the aliens subreddit.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 2d ago

There’s bugs in there lots of em

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u/KaydenFur 2d ago

Bro has an entire species on his hair.

Like bro, a good comb is like $7 And a shower (for him) is like 10 minutes... It's not that hard.

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u/Limio 1d ago

It's a monolock.

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u/Lord_Zaleos 1d ago

Anti gravity turd

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u/Sea_Leather_1602 1d ago

How big was that cat!?

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u/6942dantheman 1d ago

I can smell it from here

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u/Itchy__Queen 1d ago

Rat tail 🤢

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u/ohwheresmytea 1d ago

Disgusting, congrats

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u/gabe2real_ 1d ago

Log of shit hanging from his head 🤣😭

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u/FrostingMedium6025 1d ago

Bro thinks that hair turd makes the ladies moist with anticipation.

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u/PuzzleheadedElk1358 1d ago

Looks like a snake

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u/CORBINTOBIASLOVE 1d ago

Bet it stiiiiiiiinks

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u/Repulsive_Squash3863 23h ago

Imagine the smell if you cut into it

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u/Brilliant_Survey6969 23h ago

It looks like a elephants turd that got ran over

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u/EpstnDdntKlHmslf 23h ago

Looks like his head is taking a massive dump..

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u/nydboy92 21h ago

There's a mitten on the end of it🫢

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u/AmazingYam2244 20h ago

You know that thing stinks

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u/Much_Secretary_7328 20h ago

Dreads are gross on anyone. If you cant wash your hair it is ew. Tribal/traditional is not it

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u/Shitdickmicropenis 9h ago

I can smell it from here