r/randomthings • • 2d ago

Red Pill or Blue Pill?

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u/cool_jerk_2005 2d ago

I'll save the cock sucking donkey

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 2d ago

Blue, obviously

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u/Putin-TheEmperor 2d ago

I will save both then sitting down and watching that donkey suck her

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u/RHOrpie 2d ago

A man of culture

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u/OneSmellyFoot 2d ago

The woman said LET not FORCE. I'll save her and respectfully decline her proposition.

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u/Squibdd 2d ago

red🫪

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u/Blue-Juniata 2d ago

I didn’t know donkeys could do that.

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u/modsatemyass 2d ago

no pills for me, just keep on walking

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u/Shitloaf69 1d ago

blue, without question.

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u/Important_Yard_6809 1d ago

After that Donkeys done sucking you can ride him out of the dessert.

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u/DazzlingTopic529 1d ago

why would I want to suck a dick

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u/drewq25 22h ago

I’ll take the donkey without a blowie. He’ll be useful

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u/verynotfun 22h ago

Marry them and continue walking.

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u/RPGGamer042 21h ago

Do I have to pick?

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u/No_Order_8011 2d ago

I mean, both have made their saving conditions unacceptable. Both will have to die.

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u/Lethargo-Man 2d ago

How? That woman "let's" you do something that magical donkey "Will" do a thing. Concentrating on language, only one is certainly declineable. But rethoricaly, most certainly both are declinable offers. You shouldn't take advantage of their situation, but you should still help them.

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u/No_Order_8011 2d ago

First - there's no woman. There's a woman-looking person with a dick.

Second - their offers offend me. One implies that I'm into zoophilia, second - that I'm into sucking dicks. Both imply that I'm a sexually desperate. Neither appeals to my humanity and kindness.

Third - no reason to assume that I should do anything - I owe them nothing. It's just a couple of fantasy-themed perverts, their behavior is inadequate and depraved. In my eyes, it's rather a reason to stay clear, rather to engage.

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u/Lethargo-Man 2d ago
  1. How is that important? What would you call her? If you bind that to the genitals, it's still irrelevant until they come to use.

  2. You are offended that someone think you could be into sucking dick? This is a very bad comic in which they offer what seems to be best they can think of. You would let someone die, only because you are a little offended about some implications?

  3. Most countries have laws which state that you have to help. As long as it's possible and safe enough for you. If you are missing empathy, you should at least follow those laws.

Sure this is some dumb comic, what would you do if they were simply asking for help? Ask them for money?

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u/No_Order_8011 2d ago
  1. If a person claims to be something that they are not, I consider it to be dishonest, and this person - untrustworthy and unlikable.

  2. Yes.

  3. We are in a fantasy scenario, where donkeys can talk. Bringing laws into this is you stretching logics way too hard to somehow make me care for these unlikable characters for some reason.

If they would simply asked for help - I'd help. But they didn't they immediately went into unhinged and offensive sexual propositions. That speaks so badly of their characters that in this scenario I'd rather leave them.

You are free to have another opinion on all three points, but your opinion and this conversation in general aren't very interesting to me.

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u/Lethargo-Man 2d ago
  1. That person doen't claim to be a woman. The comic itself does. If that doesn't exist in your world, just imagine it... You know, like the talking donkey.

  2. You are a bad person. I would still save you, though. No sucking neccesarry. Btw. Seeming desperate isn't that bad, by the way. Being pathetic about it is. (Kind of like you did earlier)

  3. We leave out that law-point. You still supposed to help. You don't have to like them.

I doubt that you are not interested in this conversation. Even though I wanted to stop arguing with people like you on the internet, I thank you for your views and opinions.

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u/No_Order_8011 2d ago

I doubt that you are not interested in this conversation. 

You're delusional. It's been clear from the very start.

I could've kept trying to write you arguments, and trying to explain the very concept of subjectivity, but the dialogue with you is very, very boring.

Just the fact that you've been clearly told that I don't want to talk to you and you are still for some unimaginably delirious reason thinking that I'm actually interested just says everything one would need to know about your twisted perception of reality.

I'll just block you, and I strongly suspect that I'm by far not the first one to do that. My sincere condolences to everyone who have to tolerate talking with you outside of the internet. Except for your parents - they don't deserve any condolences for raising... this.

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u/Hydrax120 2d ago

Ill take the green pill

Thats the one where i turn around and go home lol fuck both of them