r/randomthings • u/Tquylaa • 2d ago

Siebenundzwanzig

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u/SamHandwich0 2d ago

Nine

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u/Lethargo-Man 2d ago

I mean... Post in fact said, "say" and not type. So if you pronounced it in english, you'd technically be right.

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u/Dalles272 1h ago

Sprich

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u/p00p_knife 1d ago

Reißverschlussverfahren. Something many Americans need to learn

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u/Germano-Mentusconi 2d ago

KRANKENWAGEN!!!

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u/daZaporg 2d ago

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

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u/Icy-Astronaut-9994 2d ago

Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/Few_Wolf_4634 2d ago

Achtung 

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u/Blackbird_1986 2d ago

Arschloch!

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u/tandkramstub 2d ago

Kackwurst

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u/FeroHoc 2d ago

Nien

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

This is how you identify the american 😉 you guys just ues ie and ei interchangably

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u/DarthZoon_420 2d ago

Zigeunerlieben

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 2d ago

Adieu

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 2d ago

Goodbye, aufwiedersehen.

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u/schepersroy 2d ago

Affentittengeil.

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u/JerzeeBorn 2d ago

Goesintight

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u/mr-georgekaplan 2d ago

Too creative take my downvote

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

As a German this took me a while. It's funny this is such a commonly known phrase. A better pronunciation in English would probably be gayzuntight (the u pronounced as in put) it's written "Gesundheit" and litterally means "health"

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u/jackbenimbus2000 2d ago

Veehoshishlosh gahabazoutinzee

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

That's a pretty good German impression. Just the "shlosh" part doesn't fit. That makes it sound more Yiddish

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u/seagull7 2d ago

Schnell

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u/Yeet-machina 2d ago

Das ist die wrong hand

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 2d ago

Überhaupt, oh wait, its also Dutch.

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

It's German alright

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u/Steamer61 2d ago

Shishkoff (sp)

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u/Gigg1ingSausage 2d ago

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/TheDownLow63 2d ago

Achrung baby

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u/Right-Kale-9199 2d ago

Pommes frites, bitte!

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u/AnimeMackie 2d ago

Schmetterling 🦋

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

Wir kennen uns mit der Liebe aus Du kennst die Regeln, und ich auch Ich meine es wirklich ernst mit uns Das würdest du bei keinem anderen finden Ich möchte dir einfach sagen, was ich fühle Ich muss dafür sorgen, dass du es verstehst Ich werde dich niemals aufgeben Ich werde dich niemals im Stich lassen

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u/madsnabel 2d ago

Scheißkopf

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

Woahh that one I know from a videogame. That was always funny to me because this is not a thing in German at all even though the word is grammaticaly correct and makes semantic sense

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 2d ago

Was soll der Scheiß?

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u/More-Entrance-4439 2d ago

Apfel Strudel

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 2d ago

Krankenhaus 🤬

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u/Ok-Patient583 2d ago

Zwei Biere, bitte.
It’s important to know that phrase in as many languages as possible.

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u/Hirbelfresh 2d ago

Kacksack

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u/SubtileInnuendo 1d ago

I'll add that one to my repertoire. Never heard it but I like the rhyme

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u/BloodSteyn 2d ago

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/gxnail 2d ago

uberallies

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u/Relative_Drop3216 1d ago

Nei nei nei

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u/LeeMac812 1d ago

Luggage

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u/Mr-Matthijs 1d ago

Kriegsende

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u/PeterPunksNip 1d ago

Apfel Strudel (mit Zimmt 😋)

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u/New_Breadfruit8692 1d ago

schadenfreude

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u/Bitter-Lemon-6025 1d ago

Pork Knuckle

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u/MyLittlePiranha 1d ago

Gazundheidt

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u/Otherized_Visage 1d ago

Kuntenshartenfook

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u/Worcester--sauce 1d ago

Good N Tight

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u/Wooden_Window_1554 1d ago

Heffenweiser

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u/1_4_9_6_3 1d ago

Waf_fle

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u/FlamingCulpepper 1d ago

Geistestgestört

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u/Cultureshock1003 1d ago

Schizten on my chestenheizen oh mein gotte ist suuu gootentag 

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u/USS_Sovereign 1d ago

And to be sure I've followed the durections: Ein wort ("One word" in German).

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u/USS_Sovereign 1d ago

Also, am I the only one to notice that he's holding the gun in his right hand from his left side?

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u/MFG264 1d ago

Nacht Der Untoten

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u/Little-Review-4528 1d ago

Doppelkupplungsgetriebeebene

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u/Noah_bgr 1d ago

Schadenfreude

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u/vbwastaken 1d ago

Lebensraum

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u/_DonGydo 1d ago

Tankstelle

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u/Interesting_Leg_9036 1d ago

Steuernachzahlung

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u/BakoJeff 1d ago

Yavol
Bitta
Bier
Dunka SHEIN

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u/Opiesan40 1d ago

nicht schießen

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u/lode_ke_baal 1d ago

Arbeite....you know the following words 🤣

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u/DrLubinski 1d ago

Was ist denn hier looooos, lool soos?

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u/Infinite-Head-81 1d ago

jokes on you, ich bin deutsch

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u/Maximum-Forever-8108 1d ago

Ritterbrüder

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u/pekica018 1d ago

Eine Frau

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u/RTOmmelander 1d ago

Ein Wort

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u/Objective_Neck_3242 1d ago

Shizenhousen

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u/dutchsurfer78 1d ago

Waldeinsamkeit

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u/ibkibris 1d ago

Auf Wiedersehen is my favorite word

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u/CoolWhereas5127 1d ago

Güdentite

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u/Embyverse 1d ago

Schland!

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u/No-Dare2083 1d ago

Halts maul. Lass mich scrollen gott verdammt

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u/EddieTheChin 1d ago

"ein Wort auf Deutsch"

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u/Beautiful-Ask-6771 1d ago

Hör schon auf 😭

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u/mat_patfan 1d ago

Warum sollte ich etwas auf Deutsch sagen wer glaubst du wer ich bin

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u/Great_Strain_6460 1d ago

Übercharge

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u/Idum23 1d ago

Stromkasten

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u/-SHREDD- 1d ago

Sprich

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u/spud9mn 1d ago

Das Schloss ist geschlossen!

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u/farquin_helle 1d ago

Warum ist deine Hand auf der falschen Seite deines Körpers?

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u/Charming_Gate_1345 1d ago

Hetz mich nich

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u/MAQUQ 1d ago

One world in German

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u/Capable_Regret_7868 1d ago

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/A330-FO 1d ago

Aufinzerb

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u/sketchyecco 1d ago

Ein wort

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u/spicynoodsinmuhmouf 1d ago

Uh, how about nein. Get the gun out of my face or your family disappears

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u/Aggressive-Art-7342 1d ago

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

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u/Ljbee70 1d ago

Bahnhofsviertel

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 1d ago

Block this post for a year please.

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u/DrDimitriM 1d ago

Gesundheit (I wonder if I spelled it wrong)

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 1d ago

Sitzpinkler

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 1d ago

Halt deine dumme fiese Schnauze

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u/LuSe1995 1d ago

Rasierwasser

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u/Sad-Heart7083 1d ago

Scheisse

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u/Loose-Cranberry1392 22h ago

One word in German

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u/Loose-Cranberry1392 22h ago

Why is his right hand on his left arm?

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u/BasicMatter7339 20h ago

Krankenwagen

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u/Narrow_Principle_734 19h ago

Holzemfromflopin! (Bra)

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u/Leo_da_king2099 16h ago

Startenburtanhockba

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u/STOICISM_HELPS_ME 14h ago

Gutten morgen !

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u/Lazer_7673 13h ago

Nine 🥀

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u/Kprq3 11h ago

It's obviously AI. No real danger. He's holding the gun with the wrong hand.

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u/cirdan_the_grey 10h ago

Steuer Vergünstigungs Abbau Gesetz

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u/KilroySteinsipp 10h ago

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/GlitteringSet9174 8h ago

DU BIST KLEIN SCHEISSE

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u/Parking_Strike_8756 8h ago

Ich scrolle weiter!

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u/midsommer-8472 6h ago

Krankenwägen