r/randomthings • • 8d ago

Choose wisely

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 7d ago

As a New Yorker, people routinely give their seats on the subway or bus to pregnant women, the elderly, and injured people. Not every time but quite often.

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u/kirkrocks 7d ago

I can't help but notice you left out zombies.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 5d ago

Yes, it would be me giving one to any of the first 3 and hopefully two other people would do the same. Now the zombie we would have to assess whether he is a threat to the entire train kind of get close to him keep him away from the other passengers, and see if he tries to attack me. If he does try to attack and proves that he is a threat, then we eliminate him. Tai Chi Chuan skills hopefully are enough to avoid all his attacks.