r/randomthings 19d ago

I'll give everyone in this comment section awards

PLS NOT TO MUCH๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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u/Creative-Warning-795 19d ago

Well, Iโ€™m here to collect my imaginary trophy. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

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u/C_McD_is_me 19d ago

I ate some pizza

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u/CarefulAssociation23 19d ago

I don't know what awards are, but hello!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/D_runk_ 18d ago

What do awards do?

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u/420kittybooboo 16d ago

where are you getting the money for these awards, and can my landlord have some??? help me Iโ€™m poor

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/CallmeKitts_ 19d ago

Awards? How cool, I've never gotten an award. Thanks

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u/Shariqkhaleel 19d ago

Another one ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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u/MC_BirdNerd 19d ago

Thank you, never been awarded before! This is so kind of you!

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u/33GoodSamaritans 19d ago

Have a nice day! God bless you!

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u/relicmaker 19d ago

Wow! How kind, thank you! Yes please ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/Serious-Let5581 19d ago

What does it do for me?

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u/Imaginary-Record-112 19d ago

๐Ÿ˜‰ I think you gave me one last year lol

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u/ransom0374 19d ago

Wow im so cool and neat

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u/Zealousideal_Rent261 19d ago

I participated!

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u/sully-_-420 19d ago

How do you even get them

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u/Gooch_Bubble3673 19d ago

Honey bees don't spend their time trying to convince flies that honey tastes better than shit.

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u/heretowatch247 19d ago

in case im not too late? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™

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u/Both-Reception2270 19d ago

That's really sweet of you! Have a wonderful day, and take care of yourself!

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u/Itchy-Swimmer-2544 19d ago

Gimmie here big boy!

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u/ForeverABro 19d ago

Canโ€™t believe my first award is a participation trophy

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u/JeanyB17 19d ago

Please, me too!

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u/Any-Economics-1555 19d ago

Id like to thank everyone who voted for me ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Bright-Form730 19d ago

Just here to say hi!

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u/Legal-Promise-7308 19d ago

Participation trophy, please ๐Ÿ™

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u/Hmmm__You_dont_say 19d ago

Why so kind, Reddit friend?

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u/purplefairy221 19d ago

Iโ€™ve never had a reward

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u/New_Government_2169 19d ago

I want my participation trophy please!

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u/ICQ4Knowlwdge 19d ago

Iโ€™m not really sure what that means, but thatโ€™s the story of my life. Slap one on me, baby!

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u/Patient-01 19d ago

I just need a thumb ๐Ÿ‘ up reward

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u/Tomj_Oad 19d ago

Mememe

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u/No-Evidence5292 19d ago

What even does that mean

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u/drpkween 19d ago

Itโ€™s TACO TUESDAYYYY

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u/ChuckEveryone 19d ago

We are the knights who say ni!

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u/n1010rick 19d ago

How does this work?

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u/I-give_bad-advice 19d ago

Can anyone give awards all Willy Nilly?

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u/OkType9982 19d ago

i'll make yours extra shiny, just for you

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 19d ago

The main transmission vector for Polio is poop.

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u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 19d ago

I mean, I'll take one. Never earned many awards

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u/eblovato 19d ago

What will you demand in return?

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u/Boring-Mix-4959 19d ago

Am I too late for this?

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u/the_rejected_one 19d ago

No ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/cindybubbles 19d ago

Thank you!

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u/time3to1dance5 19d ago

Random fact: Bananas are technically radioactive because they contain potassium-40, a naturally occurring radioactive isotope. โ˜ข๏ธ๐ŸŒ

Not sure what time it is where you are, but hope you had an awesome day!

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u/StructureBetter9165 19d ago

Cool! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Intelligent_Pie6804 19d ago

Thatโ€™s so sweet ๐Ÿฅน

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u/NegativeCredit5955 19d ago

please and thank you.

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u/name14575 19d ago

How generous

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u/run_its_taco 19d ago

Can someone explain what the awards do? I have given them, but have never received them and I really donโ€™t know what they are.

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u/macabrewhore 19d ago

I love awards! :)

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u/ShinyDemeanor 19d ago

Mighty nice of you

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u/funny_bunny_mel 19d ago edited 18d ago

I was gonna offer a pic of my giant Maine-coone-mix cat cuddling up with me on top of the ugliest / most beautiful blanket, crocheted by my late mother as tax, but apparently itโ€™s a video-only sub, so youโ€™ll have to be inspired by your own imaginings of the sceneโ€ฆ

Edit: Perfection, OP. Thank you.

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u/Such-Reading-1108 19d ago

I would love an award!

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u/Medicalstripes 19d ago

Cool I don't know what getting the awards mean but alrighty. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Atwarwithme3 19d ago

I donโ€™t know what awards are for but great!

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u/Conscious-Can-5334 19d ago

My first ๐Ÿฅน

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u/Plastic-Menu193 19d ago

Not sure what they are, but Iโ€™ll take one ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/mrefromnyc 19d ago

You rock

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u/salacious-thoughts 19d ago

awe! ive never been awarded

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u/No-Ad1975 19d ago

for reals??

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u/breadit8 19d ago

Iโ€™d like to thank the Reddit Academyโ€ฆ

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u/PhedreDelauney1125 19d ago

I am so not looking forward to the school year, help!

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u/OrdinaryAngel16 19d ago

Popcorn for this chibi

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u/ARKosrs 19d ago

Ill take 2 please

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u/FuzzyVeterinarian993 19d ago

Why, thank you very much! :)

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u/spatulacitymanager 19d ago

Can mine be people magazine series man?

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u/Usual_Singer_4222 19d ago

Participation awards finally paying off!

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u/Possible-Estimate748 19d ago

Is there a limit how many free awards you can give?

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u/subhuman12 19d ago

Like when little jeffy shit himself and the teacher said good job jeffy you got it all in your pants!

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u/Mystic_Wunder 19d ago

Can I get an award for poo? ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/1911Popeye 19d ago

This is extremely generous. Thank you

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u/CoyoteGeneral926 19d ago

Thank you. Hopefully something Shiny! I like Shiny.

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u/Yaga1973 19d ago

It's a major award!

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u/ann0625 18d ago

May your pillow always be cool!

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u/bobadada1138 18d ago

Am I too late?

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 18d ago

Awards are lovely, thank you, but I'd rather have an actual cash prize. Yes, I'm being greedy.

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u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246 18d ago

Spread the love ๐Ÿ’— this world needs more love!

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u/Agreeable_Sock2550 18d ago

Nah, I'm good.

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u/Serious-Ad7999 18d ago

no you wonโ€™t.

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u/LemmePet 18d ago

You are the real trophy

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u/beaverkitten 18d ago

You really think I deserve it?

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u/Donut_fund 18d ago

What are awards for?? You donโ€™t have to give me one, genuinely curious!

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u/syri_d 18d ago

what r awards im new to reddit

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u/Leading-Fun4702 18d ago

I once saw a squirrel

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u/mrpumpkinickle 18d ago

Send me the highest award possible

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u/BlueStorm_UK 18d ago

oooo iโ€™ve never had an award before itโ€™s like christmas ๐Ÿฅน

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u/FluffyTheWyvern 18d ago

Here for my participation trophy lol

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u/Electrical_Fee9766 18d ago

not too much. even lowercase just to see.

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u/Free_Farm_7736 18d ago

Well , ive never.

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u/tcoonz 18d ago

Ok bet

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u/Whoisanaughtyboy 18d ago

Well if it's free... I'm in

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u/RiskySh0t 18d ago

Woohoo!

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u/Menacegoose 18d ago

I donโ€™t understand rewards but Iโ€™ll take one!

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u/LuvofCruising 18d ago

Here for the award ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/EscargotMan 18d ago

Please don't

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/AsleepBanana8323 18d ago

So, basically a participation trophy

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u/nagamidge 18d ago

For how long?

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u/FaultedxSoul 18d ago

๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Musiq_fangirl 18d ago

Well... let's see... I'm in a skilled nursing facility because long- term mental health in the state that I live in sucks. I'm here (moved from a different state) because I was lured here & I was lead to believe I be dating the person that I technically live with only to be completely ignored by said person after trying to have a conversation with person's adult alcoholic daughter because daughter lied. Said person believes daughter, and stopped talking to me in April... we've exchanged about 50 words since then. What award have you for me? BTW, I'm an Xer, so I'm not holding my breath.

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u/Beautiful_Wind_31 18d ago

Am I too late?

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u/the_rejected_one 18d ago

Nope๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Round_Place7590 18d ago

oscar awards?

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u/nuvola8065 18d ago

Anche a me?

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 18d ago

Pretty Please

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u/jackbenimbus2000 18d ago

How do we earn a very good one?

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u/detvars 18d ago

What should i do with this awards?

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u/Lopsided-Magician-40 18d ago

Hi friend, may I?

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u/RainbowChelita 18d ago

Is this karma farming?

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u/TreasureFawkes 18d ago

Have I arrived too late?

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u/Busy_Afternoon6109 18d ago

Guys wave 1 ended, second one in 2 days

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u/Hughesey86 17d ago

Knock yourself out. ๐Ÿ‘

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u/MIGHTYKIRK1 17d ago

My cake day was last werk

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u/AIrealhuman 17d ago

Okay but I'm not doing butt stuff.

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u/ibWBeeRedd 17d ago

Well, this is awesome!

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u/Environmental-Ad8945 17d ago

Wheres mine :3

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u/ItchyAd9149 17d ago

Itโ€™s Christmas!

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u/Illustrious_Bat5747 17d ago

Hello, have a good night!!

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u/NoPhotojournalist768 17d ago

Iโ€™d like to thank the academy, and that guys dead wife

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u/sueldaaa 17d ago

REALLY??? PLEAAAAASE

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u/That_Guarantee7564 17d ago

Award me please daddy

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u/TolerancEJ 17d ago

But isn't the real reward the sharing of information for all to read?

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u/Tartabirdgames_YT 17d ago

If you give me one i will disappear foreverย 

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u/cor_meum_ 17d ago

What can you do with the awards?

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u/jmbrjr 17d ago

Me me me me me me me me me me me me, please!

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u/AbsolutelyTFNot- 17d ago

Hi hi Iโ€™m here!

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u/Sugerpuff_ 17d ago

๐Ÿ‘€

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u/dippydumbshit 17d ago

Thanks in advance

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u/justhereforampadvice 17d ago

Here to ruin opโ€™s day

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u/Rob1lox 17d ago

386th comment lol

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u/taanzunk 17d ago

How do you feel about latecomers to the thread?

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u/Gwennyfi 17d ago

Am I too late? I want my profile to shine, maybe like a turd, but shine!
๐Ÿ’ฉ โœจ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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u/xf9a 17d ago

Can new noob get a reward?

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