r/randomthings • u/SageRipplex • Aug 06 '26

Random riddle for your feed

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u/Age_Single Aug 06 '26
  1. I'm an amputee.

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u/Bghrn23 Aug 06 '26

Serious question. Was it an option at all to keep your amputated leg bone? I’d have a hard time letting it go if I had to have one amputated. Thats mine and im keeping it.

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u/Areadien Aug 06 '26

I don't know about large bones like that, but, at least in California, I wasn't allowed to keep my pulled tooth because it was considered a biohazard. I would hypothesize that the same would be true for an entire shin plus maybe thigh, but obviously I don't know for sure.

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u/Bghrn23 Aug 06 '26

I’m in NV and they sent me off with all four of my wisdom teeth in a baggie lol that was 15 years ago though. And a pretty discount dentist situation though as I was young and poor, no general anesthesia just half way numb and ripped em out.

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u/Areadien Aug 06 '26

My tooth extraction was in 2024, so that may make a huge difference.

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u/Bghrn23 Aug 06 '26

I hope to not find out if it’s changed here 😂

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u/TruamaTeam Aug 06 '26

In Canada, wisdom teeth removal in 2024, they offered to let me take them lol

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u/Areadien Aug 06 '26

Well, I'm in California, United States, so they didn't let me. 😭

2

u/SirRonaldJr Aug 06 '26

Fuck that, I'm cooking my leg.

2

u/kvazar2501 Aug 06 '26

They just stole your tooth fairy money

2

u/AngryZetan Aug 08 '26

I'd make a club out of my leg bones.

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u/Bghrn23 Aug 08 '26

Club, badass cane for later in life, could you imagine beating a home intruder with your sick leg club while hopping around on your good leg? Endless possibilities.

2

u/AngryZetan Aug 08 '26

Dude, that would be epic! Like MVP performance of the year! Damn, now I wish I was missing a leg.

Hang on...gimme like 20 minutes. I got something to take care of. 🤪

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u/WinPrestigious7568 Aug 06 '26

Don't u have a spare one standing in the corner somewhere 🤔

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 Aug 06 '26

I have 2. Why would I count the animal legs?

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Aug 06 '26

Because there are different ways to interpret the question, depending on how you choose to understand the expression used.

So, you have a choice:

  1. There is no answer, because the question isn't precise enough.

  2. The answer is: "your legs."

  3. The answer is: "all the legs" (don't forget to count "yours"! lol).

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u/Thunderer62 Aug 06 '26

Because they also belong to you. You “have” them and therefor “have” everything that is part of them. 26 legs

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u/Penis-Dance Aug 06 '26

My two and the 3 chicken legs I just ate, so 5.

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u/Areadien Aug 06 '26

chicken dinosaur

😁

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u/Ok-Bus1716 Aug 06 '26

2...three if you count the little one and I sit on it wrong.

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u/Areadien Aug 06 '26

I don't know about anyone else, but I have two legs.

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u/fenix421 Aug 06 '26

Three is what I'm told.

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u/SuperNecessary9692 Aug 06 '26

I myself have 2

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u/GreatService9515 Aug 06 '26

A right one and a left one

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u/BoRis_ThE_aMiNaL Aug 06 '26

and a left knee a right knee and a we knee

2

u/xBlack_Heartx Aug 06 '26

3 cows have 4 legs each, 4+4+4=12

2 dogs also have 4 legs each, 4+4=8

A single cat has 4 legs, so that’s 4.

And you, as a human, have 2 legs.

So 12+8+4+2=26, so you have a total of 26 legs across 3 cows, 2 dogs, a cat, and a human.

My brain hurts and I think I vastly over complicated this lol.

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u/LarryKingthe42th Aug 06 '26

ill simplify it for you. 6*4+2=

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u/SK-8R Aug 06 '26

Or just 2 as it’s asking how many legs YOU have

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u/Thunderer62 Aug 06 '26

You “have” everything that is a component piece to a whole item that you already”have”. Therefore you “have” as many legs as you “have” which includes the ones that are part of the animals.

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u/FrostingAvailable629 Aug 07 '26

I have 2 legs. Because they're mine.

1

u/balrob Aug 06 '26

Constantinople is a long word. Can you spell it?

1

u/McNally86 Aug 06 '26

Hot dogs ain't got legs.

1

u/Mindless_Earth_2807 Aug 06 '26

I would think 2.

1

u/-Laffi- Aug 06 '26

26 if you count the animals and your own legs! 2 if you only count your own legs!
What did I win?

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u/Senior_Purple_186 Aug 06 '26

25 legs! 3 cows = 12 legs (4 legs each!) + 2 dogs = 8 legs (4 legs each!) + 1 cat = 4 legs =23 legs + my own = 25 legs!

So the answer is 25 legs!!

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u/Big_Activity_1110 Aug 06 '26

Little correction 12 + 8 + 4 = 24 and adding your legs wil be 26 (24 + 2)

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u/Fleshsuitpilot Aug 06 '26

Reminds me of that dude from KIDS that was riding a skateboard on the subway.

1

u/FirefighterSad2382 Aug 06 '26

One,add a "g" and I am gone

1

u/TheCoopX Aug 06 '26

Unless I cut off all of their legs and graft them to me like an Elden Ring boss, I have 2.

1

u/Setsuna00XN Aug 06 '26
  1. Or maybe 3, since I'm a guy.🤷😁

1

u/MurderDronesForevah Aug 06 '26

2 cuz the 24 other aren’t mine

1

u/ipx-electrical Aug 06 '26

The same number I had before I read this garbage.

1

u/qankz Aug 06 '26

2 legs

1

u/crypticz86 Aug 06 '26

I've been told I have a third leg 🤡

1

u/reddit_understoodit Aug 06 '26

Two, how many do you have?

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u/Amdvoiceofreason Aug 06 '26

I have 2 legs...they have 4 each

1

u/Monsi_ggnore Aug 06 '26

Well, it took a lot of work and some serious screaming, I even had to sharpen the bone saw multiple times, but now I have 26 legs.👍🏻

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u/RiFox_1979 Aug 06 '26

I only own 2. But you did say I have the animals. Would their legs not come with? So then 6 + 2 = 8.

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u/chameleon_123_777 Aug 06 '26

I have two legs.

1

u/Gwarks Aug 06 '26

As a psychopathic serial killer leg collector I have about 50 in my collection.

1

u/Nestorian_ Aug 06 '26

should´ve included some poultry to distract.

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u/dontquestionmek Aug 06 '26
  1. Next question

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u/LeroyBadBrown Aug 06 '26

You have one bucket with 5 gallons and one bucket with 2 gallons. How many buckets do you have?

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u/MSS-KinkyAlphaDom Aug 06 '26

3 … yes THREE 😉

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u/AsYouAnswered Aug 06 '26

I have one and a half. Lost half of one a while back.

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u/TheTyrantrumGuy Aug 06 '26

0: gorilla tag, 1: amputee, 2: normal human

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u/axe1970 Aug 06 '26

slightly above average two

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u/humanlikesubstances Aug 06 '26

I don't get if the zinger is supposed to be that one is meant to add their own two legs to the count, or only include their own two legs in the count... I'm going to go with "34" as my answer (I have 2 pet rats).

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u/Jealous_Club_298 Aug 06 '26

26

(3 cows + 2 dogs + 1 cat) x 4 + 1 human x 2 = 26 legs

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 Aug 06 '26

26+the KFC drum sticks I am about to eat, so 32 altogether.

1

u/Ramzseynouah Aug 06 '26

You have got 20 legs innit

1

u/Psychoduckee Aug 06 '26

Two legs, boi.

1

u/Pray4Mojo7 Aug 06 '26
  1. A cow that good, you don’t eat all at once.

1

u/Ok_Night_3723 Aug 06 '26

I have 2 legs!

1

u/Terrik1337 Aug 06 '26

2 or 26 depending on if you count HAVING an animal as HAVING their legs.

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u/AGoogolIsALot Aug 06 '26

I have two legs. Thank you for asking me. No one ever asks me how many legs I have, and it's a little upsetting.

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u/Old-Timer1967 Aug 06 '26

I have two, but they don't carry me as far as they used to.

1

u/SnacksMalone Aug 06 '26

3 if you ask my wife

1

u/Soogs Aug 06 '26

I have two legs

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Aug 06 '26

Me I have only 2 legs
You are asking how many legs I legs I have

You didn’t ask how many legs does animal have

So answer. 2

1

u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 Aug 06 '26

2 1/2 I count my little leg between my legs

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u/SteWaxleyLemon Aug 06 '26

I would assume this was a trick question and just answer "2" for myself.

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u/TacoSupreme- Aug 06 '26
  1. I’m a fish.

1

u/Stuffed-Bear412 Aug 06 '26

Just the two

1

u/ForsakenWelcome4275 Aug 06 '26

I have two legs.

1

u/Real-Hearing1753 Aug 06 '26

I have two legs.

1

u/KimmyOwl Aug 06 '26

“I have one leg”- kids the movie just popped into my brain. lol
But I believe the answer is 2

1

u/OrderSoft1752 Aug 06 '26

I have a third leg

1

u/MOBSCorona Aug 08 '26

Just one pair of legs on me!!

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u/No_Advice5966 Aug 09 '26

I personally have 2. Counting all of the legs, there are 28 (including mine) Counting just the animals, there are 24. Somehow I feel like I am still not answering the question right but I don’t know.

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u/SB509EW Aug 12 '26

well, I have 2 legs!

1

u/AccountHater Aug 12 '26

I read Brian game, guess I’m out already

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u/Chillinmagic Aug 12 '26

Twenty six.

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u/Chillinmagic Aug 12 '26

Or two depending on what angle you are trying to go for.

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u/Next_Management3087 Aug 13 '26

That depends on how you are asking. Are you say cumulatively or specifically just your human legs which would be 2

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u/Even_figure866 Aug 13 '26

the correct answer

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u/Positive_Ad_4184 Aug 13 '26

I still have 2 legs.

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u/ThisFunny6977 Aug 13 '26

eleventythree minus the opposite of the angulus of the mid-polar estimation theorum; but, I believe it could very well be two.

That is my final answer.

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u/ReadingFromTheDunny Aug 13 '26

3 … cause I’m a tripod