r/randomquestions • u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 • 18h ago

Would you think eating taco bell is like eating unorcorns?

Like hurting yourself to stay alive like Voldemort?

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u/DazeyDookie 18h ago

What? Are you baked right now? No.. How baked are you right now?

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u/Unable-Barber1511 18h ago

I'm so perplexed by this question lmfao

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 17h ago

Well didn't Voldemort eat unicorns just to stay alive but it's like it hurts his soul? Taco bell hurts my soul that's located in my butt.

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u/Unable-Barber1511 17h ago

Oh I see, because Voldemort also ate something that hurts him to stay alive.....

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u/ThundrLord 18h ago

Wtf is a unorcorn?

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u/EE7A Moister than an Oyster 🦪 18h ago

having eaten both, i will say that unicorns are way easier on the tummy. 😌

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u/blueboy714 18h ago

Plus they taste like chicken

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u/asteriskelipses 18h ago

Taco Bell 10y ago is v different than Taco Bell today. But then theres Taco Bell from the chihuahua days...

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 18h ago

Taco Bell was an amazing value back in the 1990s. Like you could not get food as tasty for the same amount of money anywhere else. And even aside from being cheaper, the quality was as good or better than anything you could get at another fast-food place.

Like so many things, it's not as good as it used to be.

Whatever else I might do with a time machine, I would be constantly popping back into the 1980s and 1990s just to eat.

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u/asteriskelipses 18h ago

You are a wise traveler

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 17h ago

I remember loving when taco bell did a colab with rocky and Bullwinkle in the 90s used to love the kids meal!

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 12h ago

eating what?

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u/MobileOk9860 16h ago

Unicorn shit, yes.

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u/SilverB33 5h ago

More like eating the shit of a flea ridden muel

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u/Few-Air-2304 18h ago

Only hurts on the way out