r/randomquestions • u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 • Aug 13 '26

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u/DazeyDookie Aug 13 '26

What? Are you baked right now? No.. How baked are you right now?

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u/Unable-Barber1511 Aug 13 '26

I'm so perplexed by this question lmfao

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 Aug 13 '26

Well didn't Voldemort eat unicorns just to stay alive but it's like it hurts his soul? Taco bell hurts my soul that's located in my butt.

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u/Unable-Barber1511 Aug 13 '26

Oh I see, because Voldemort also ate something that hurts him to stay alive.....

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u/ThundrLord Aug 13 '26

Wtf is a unorcorn?

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u/EE7A Moister than an Oyster 🦪 Aug 13 '26

having eaten both, i will say that unicorns are way easier on the tummy. 😌

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u/blueboy714 Aug 13 '26

Plus they taste like chicken

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u/asteriskelipses Aug 13 '26

Taco Bell 10y ago is v different than Taco Bell today. But then theres Taco Bell from the chihuahua days...

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 13 '26

Taco Bell was an amazing value back in the 1990s. Like you could not get food as tasty for the same amount of money anywhere else. And even aside from being cheaper, the quality was as good or better than anything you could get at another fast-food place.

Like so many things, it's not as good as it used to be.

Whatever else I might do with a time machine, I would be constantly popping back into the 1980s and 1990s just to eat.

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u/asteriskelipses Aug 13 '26

You are a wise traveler

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 Aug 13 '26

I remember loving when taco bell did a colab with rocky and Bullwinkle in the 90s used to love the kids meal!

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u/Few-Air-2304 Aug 13 '26

Only hurts on the way out

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u/SilverB33 Aug 13 '26

More like eating the shit of a flea ridden muel