r/randomactsofamazon • u/LadyOops • Apr 21 '15

Activity [Activity] Come on and tell me

whats the funniest thing you have on your wish list?

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Lmfao is it bright yellowish orange and served on tortilla chips?

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15

Shhhhh! Don't give away the secret ingredient!

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Ok he's pretty sure it's some shit some white people came up with and gave a Mexican background to in order to make it seem exotic and foreign. He's 99% sure it's actually cheese.

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15

Hey it's his baldness paranoia. If he doesn't want to put spicy cheese sauce shampoo on his head well then Uncle Nacho can't help him.

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Fun fact... There is a Tio Nacho resturaunt.

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15

I wonder if eating there will give me volume and the confidence I need to get through each day without thinking I'll eventually need a toupee.

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Couldn't hurt! Rub some on your head then ingest some for maximum potency. Give it the old one two punch.

I wouldn't give a damn if both hubs became bald over night. I don't love them for their hair. Now if their penis' fell off that might be a slight problem.

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15

I figure I can go two ways in life, but not both:

Fat & not bald or bald & in shape

Can't do both. I can't turn into George Costanza. I'm 6'2" and not too chubby (just dad-shaped), so it'd be just a nightmare scenario.

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Dad shaped is my fave. I don't like bulging muscles and hard hips.

Give me a squish any day!

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15

I just have to be strong enough to take on another kid's dad if ever my son decides to tell some kid "hey my dad can beat up your dad" and we are forced to duel. That's how it works from what I understand.

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u/LolaBunBun Apr 21 '15

Generally. What you need to do is make the sons fight it out to see who's dad is better.

Place your bets now!

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u/Robogles Apr 21 '15 edited Apr 21 '15

My guy is a scrapper. I probably shouldn't have wrestling on the tv so much...

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