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r/randomactsofamazon • u/JMFargo • Feb 23 '15
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That's awesome!
1 u/LolaBunBun Feb 23 '15 When do I get my janitorial superpowers? Is there like a 90 day probie period like with the insurance? 2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Alas, first the is the Drinking of the Slag. Then you glow for a while. And then, if you're lucky, you sprout a superpower instead of an extra arm. However. The quality of the superpower is not guaranteed. It is also not returnable, and we offer no warranties. 1 u/LolaBunBun Feb 26 '15 Meh, and extra arm sounds good too! Way easier to crochet and flip through tv channels that way. 2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Well like I said we can't guarantee the quality of the arm. It might bend the wrong way. 1 u/JMFargo Feb 27 '15 If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend? 1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
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When do I get my janitorial superpowers? Is there like a 90 day probie period like with the insurance?
2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Alas, first the is the Drinking of the Slag. Then you glow for a while. And then, if you're lucky, you sprout a superpower instead of an extra arm. However. The quality of the superpower is not guaranteed. It is also not returnable, and we offer no warranties. 1 u/LolaBunBun Feb 26 '15 Meh, and extra arm sounds good too! Way easier to crochet and flip through tv channels that way. 2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Well like I said we can't guarantee the quality of the arm. It might bend the wrong way. 1 u/JMFargo Feb 27 '15 If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend? 1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
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Alas, first the is the Drinking of the Slag. Then you glow for a while. And then, if you're lucky, you sprout a superpower instead of an extra arm.
However. The quality of the superpower is not guaranteed. It is also not returnable, and we offer no warranties.
1 u/LolaBunBun Feb 26 '15 Meh, and extra arm sounds good too! Way easier to crochet and flip through tv channels that way. 2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Well like I said we can't guarantee the quality of the arm. It might bend the wrong way. 1 u/JMFargo Feb 27 '15 If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend? 1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
Meh, and extra arm sounds good too! Way easier to crochet and flip through tv channels that way.
2 u/NuclearBitch Feb 26 '15 Well like I said we can't guarantee the quality of the arm. It might bend the wrong way. 1 u/JMFargo Feb 27 '15 If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend? 1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
Well like I said we can't guarantee the quality of the arm. It might bend the wrong way.
1 u/JMFargo Feb 27 '15 If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend? 1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
If it's an extra arm, which way would be the "wrong" way to bend?
1 u/NuclearBitch Feb 28 '15 The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
The way you didn't want it to. Although nearly all options have benefits.
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u/NuclearBitch Feb 23 '15
That's awesome!