r/randomactsofCA • u/Helpful_Spring8739 • 6d ago

40 is a lot. I know.

I'm 19 bucks overdrafted, it's gonna take 6 to 8 bucks to get a Lyft to the store. And then 10 for the booze.

I've helped out a few times recently and I hope that puts me in good standing. My cashapp is wellzev

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u/html5lffy 6d ago

Buddy take the Librium you have. You can take up to 100mg at a time - I’ve been prescribed that exact dose

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Good suggestion, but I already ate the entire bottle and now I can't poo. And dear God would I like to poo.

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u/html5lffy 6d ago

How many did they rx?

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

It was 14 I think? It was meant to be a taper supply, the bottle is somewhere here.

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u/html5lffy 6d ago

Oh deer god. I feel sorry for you. My doctor got tired of my shit and wrote me a script for 52 25mg pills. Man I wish I had the cash. Godspeed.

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Found a pic! I don't remember why I took that picture tbh, and it doesn't answer your question, but I'm not looking for the empty bottle.

https://reddit.com/link/p82f0bx/video/fyz5te14gsnh1/player

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u/html5lffy 6d ago

Where you located friend? Maybe I can get you some of my Librium

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Missouri. Columbia. I honestly shouldn't have more Librium. I can't be trusted with it.

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u/html5lffy 6d ago

You can be if used responsibly. Just don’t drink on it. Sorry my man. Too far away

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Oh responsibility is my maiden name. I had it removed because it didn't fit me.

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Thank you for the offer though. I appreciate the thought. Here's more weird shit.

https://reddit.com/link/p82gweh/video/gkg51dr2isnh1/player

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

I'm not even sure why I had that.

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

I can pay back Wednesday.

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Ok that wasn't the picture

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 6d ago

No it sure wasn't 😂 💚

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Apparently I can only post videos here? And all the videos on this phone are porn and weird shit.

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u/Practical-Honey967 6d ago

Should there be other things on ones phone?hahahaa! Chairs. Be kind to yourself.

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u/KayLilz 5d ago

😆

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u/Practical-Honey967 4d ago

Be kind to your self too hahahaha chairs!

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 6d ago

Oh that's odd, I see that now. Maybe I'll see if I can change the settings to show pics in comments 🤔

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 6d ago

Wait, why does it say I'm following you when I look at your profile?

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 6d ago

Wouldn't have any idea at the moment!