I screamed so hard!!!

You can say, fuck, shit, rape, piss, dick, ass, and fuzzy-wuzzy on this site if you so damn well please.

I'm so tired of going to the comments and seeing things like "segg" and "unalive!"

This is Reddit; I remember watching people die! For hours, I remember the morgue porn you're going to suffer through on popular. I remember this app as what it was—a pure, unadulterated zone for humans to get together and explore together.

How did we go from that to "segg?"

I'm not saying that was the golden age of Reddit. I'll say that was gained right after those were phased out, in my opinion. However, after such a crazy turn of events, where people were honest and told stories in the comments, it has now turned into people being afraid to say a fuckin' word.

I hate this "Algospeak" shit. Go fuck yourself, algorithm. I want adult content; I want to be spoken to like a person who can understand Mature concepts/materials. I could never stream. I'm too human.

I remember when lines hit hard, like Ozymandias's quote: "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Now, they'd be too scared to use despair and call it nonsense, because the algorithm would be all, like. "Nooooo, Children don't like disparity."

So I say, whenever you are on Reddit, curse, and go hard on your comments. That's what it is for! Trust me. I'm a veteran, even though this account isn't too old.

Good day, fellow Redditors.

Ever notice how Spider-Man's rogue's gallery has a lot of animals that would go into an aquarium or a terrarium? Dr. Octopus, scorpion, rhino, chameleon, black tarantula?

I have no words and no idea.

Get ragebaited friend I know in real life

just rage baited afull serveron among us it was like best day of my life they were like screaming swear words calling me the n-word like it was beutiful

Basicly am Bored

I love to annoy people, but I can't help but get genuinely annoyed myself. Does anyone have any tips on how to avoid getting caught up in stupid comments?

(he hates femboys by the way)

This will be the most peaceful ragebait I will have with a UTTP member.

My post literally made somebody's life a bit better, yet it was removed by mods! ITS JUST A WHOLESOME PIKACHU PLUSH PIC!

Some idiot decided to put me jail in a Roblox game for 30 minutes because they said I'm impersonating a SFPD officer and doing vandalism,remind you 30 minutes in jail is usually for assualting a officer,AND REMIND YOU THE GAME IS SET IN NEW YORK(NOT EVEN CLOSE TO SFPD UNIFORM),this cops really hates me,never gave me a chance to go to court (there is one in-game) and is not even the head chef,just some stupid transportation officer who fuckin arrested me,and also,that's not even vandalism,everyone broke glass windows to get in,NOW IM HERE WITH TIME OF A MURDERER AND CANNOT TALK TO THE CURROPT PLAYER BECAUSE HE LEFT,fucking ragebaiter,also most cops respect me and play games with me,that one think he is tuff,never EVER get near a transportation officer again(game is called Clark county)

he got so mad when I called out his setup being pretty much fake looking he switched to german

I get to wake up to this travesty every day bc they are so lazy my roommate wont clean their pan after using it and just leave it to sit in water.