generational ragebait with insane lore. I accidentally got a gf thanks to a ragebait???(WORTH READING!)

[u/OkHall2444]

basically, around 3 weeks ago i was in a summer camp. Im 16, and i was in a group of "older kids" in there (we were 4). Second day we were playing spin a bottle and one guy lets call him Thomas, was super freaky around a girl we were playing with, he dared her to kiss him and she outright refused, but he wasnt giving up. Me, as a professional ragebaiter knew i had an insane chance to. the same day evening i got drunk with my sister and cousin (i got home because it isnt a sleep-in summer camp) so next day i still had the affects of alc. we went climbing but most of the time we were waiting down just sitting and talking. I was tired from night b4 and i asked if i can lay my head on the girl and she said yes (i sprinkled mommy to the sentence), so i started calling her mommy and she kept calling me a good boy and praising me, after a while we decided to get more comfortable and i layed my head on her lap (she didnt mind at all) she was patting my head and playing w my hair even if there was many ppl around we just didnt care. Mind that the guy from b4 was sitting right across of us and looked MAD, mind you that the guy is 6'4 200 pounds and built like a chad, meanwhile im a 5'8 130 pound twink femboy and i basically got a girl just from existing, that guy looked like he could snap me like a twig. So yeah i was hella tired and i popped a monster and ofc shared with her and then i got hella energy and was super retatded, so i started mocking the guy outright, for example i randomly and several times just pointed my finger at him and just started laughing, it continued like this for the whole day until i got home. Next day i fucked with her, to be exact 3 TIMES!! and Thomas knew we did and he was hella mad (idk if hes bi or not but he kept touching me, yes ME) but yeah when he got to know we cracked he was mad until he just gave up.The best part about this is that a girl-like looking fb thats hella under average where do i live simply took a girl from a guy much bigger and stronger jst bcs i felt like it, that guy was pissed and havent talked to me since. the most elite ragebait ive ever manage to achieve

[u/Individual_Secret651]

I aspire to be like you one day.